Pat and Mags really clamp down on the semi-hard truth this week with tittilating guest Aunt Bea, as they discuss Big Bang Theory, Carolina Creepers, a human Puppy Bowl, Lady Daddies, and Brass Buddha Frogs. TW: Penis hammocks and ball trays. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Bea - Ryan Asher

Outro - Dana Quercioli 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags leave nothing behind with Uncle Joe Don this week when they talk sad facts, -philes, Hot Dog on a Hot Dog Stick, Meet the Fabelmans, the mall ER, incel-in, things misremembered, marrying your RA, and a letter from a Canadaunt. TW: working retail

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Joe Don - John Hartman

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags dive deep into their phones this week and messages include ass dialing, the Beverly Hillbillies, gas induced shoplifting, the Richard Brimley cruise, and as always who's dead. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week Pat and Mags remember 2022 and resolve to intend to do things. Topics include: aunt colony!, Kront, listening to a mirror, cults where you have to wear different things, well she or won't she, Dr. Fuckerberg and a snail millionaire. TW: a list of people who are dead

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn

Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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This week, Pat and Mags have an affirmation celebration with Aunt Rita as they discuss "why?", A Thousand Tuesdays With Morrie, Betty Crooker,  Adverbs, both types of Clam Chowder, and what are the things. TW: Layaway

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Rita - Karen Graci 

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Pat and Mags have a hard time hearing what they're hearing this week with Uncle Benny as they ponder our grandmother, Mr. Derek, trash cans of possibilities, iguanas in heat, when you're the Jackée, dragging a kite along the ground, Credit Mama, flammable looking women, and lip licks. TW: being a warning

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Benny - Brandon Sornberger

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski

Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags are running down a dream with Uncle Ricky this week, as they discuss the Helen Keller's political leanings, which Sully really is the miracle worker, building guitars from scratch, pencil-thin pubescent mustaches, walking and/or running on clouds, and really good business cards. TW: Marathon running for your one true love. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Ricky - Joe Kovach

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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