Pat and Mags get up close and personal with Aunt Tina this week and talk questionable terrariums, improper fraction legs, local library pizza, good with c(h)ords, magic on your permanent record, and swamps back and front. TW: Seabiscuit

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Aunt Tina - Brooke Breit

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Colleen Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Pat and Mags lean into friendship this week with Uncle Chip and we discuss longhand cover letters, Lightning the Queen, real snake/robot snake, new soup warmers, Billy Joel Osment, a dead baboon wife, eye patches and oven mitts, and when your dog gets the same glasses. TW: the possibility of receiving a murdered persons organs

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Chip - Steve Waltien

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Dana Quercioli 

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Pat and Mags mind meld with Punkle Jukebox this week, as they discuss such riveting topics as Tuesday Morning, out-cooking a cult, cheeses freaks, a fondue situation, the biggest chocolate fountain, the other Subway pervert, and bringing things through the back door. TW: Derek.

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We'd like to send a special congratulations to the Chardon High School Class of 2023, especially Josephine Grace! None of these kids will ever listen to this podcast, but they're going to get old someday and maybe then they'll hear it. Congrats, Josie, we love you so much!

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Punkle Jukebox - Jake Noll

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Dana Quercioli 

Editor - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

What's an aunt? Why's an aunt? What? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and also if you haven't, this is the improvised podcast for you. Your hosts Pat and Mags talk all things aunt, occasionally uncle, and surprisingly often erotica on this weekly show. Their guests have included folks from SNL, My Neighbors are Dead, Ghosts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hello from the Magic Tavern and more from all over this middling land of ours.

So, lend them your ears every Sunday and you just might learn a little something. Or forget a bunch of stuff, who knows?

Pat and Mags have big sleepover energy again in this laugh-filled attempt at advertising. If you like to hear your aunts laugh with each other, this Bud's for you.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Dana Quercioli 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Pat and Mags go whole hog this week talkin' Brian, the quads on Di, thinking of an Arby's, the lyrics to ER, tailpipe genitalia, big breakfasts and shoe polish, and MOMS. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; this Gold Bond doesn't pay for itself!

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson)  into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags pretty much raw dog their conversation with Aunt Marisol and talk turns to not opening the mail, medically accurate lamps, dreamsicles, sudden onset osteoporosis, new Hyman, the Dolly's mama, jerk babies, man coming, speeddating dogs, and fuzzins. TW: your ex-husband's catalogs

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Marisol - Marla Caceres

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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