Today I Learned (Nothing)

Jason and Steve compare terrible past choices in music preference. Who owned R. Kelly's "Gotham City?" Who bought CDs because the artist was hot? And who thinks Metallica's Load is a good album?

Did you know that swingers attend wrestling shows to look for potential, beautiful people to swing (?) with? Also, one of the guys has a celebrity crush with a more local lookalike that is ... confusing. Finally, the other of the guys was in a group called the Mighty Mighty Monotones in high school. No matter which is which, they both lose!

See how angry and/or sad daddy is? Now, don't be like daddy. Ok? Also, they tell you not to stand up on the bus, but if you're not terrible about it, you can totally stand up on the bus. Finally, Jason thinks his crippling motion sickness makes him a prime candidate to stay the heck away from double decker buses.

It's McRib Season® and that gives us the perfect reason to discuss passing down our ravenous pig-like fast food habits to our children. Steve and his son go on a fun chicken excursion together while Jason implicates his son and daughter in his latest food crimes. JUST DON'T TELL MOM

Fellas, listen. Marketing BS aside, all women like flowers. It's just true. Also, Jason is playing with fire, having packages delivered to his vacation spots because it just feels so dang good. Listen as he chases the next high! Finally, Steve refuses to wear leggings, even though Jason rightfully points out that doing so will somehow make him less creepy.

Jason and Steve refused to share this post and now, the algorithms are coming for them. Share this episode with everyone you know if you care about the puppies and also the firefighters!

Steve is the co-worker you always wanted, willing to forgo a working space and instead agreeing to use the window as his chair. Hear his adventures as he braves temperature fluctuations, genital humidity, and harassment from the paparazzi.

We learn Steve's convoluted path to a Nintendo Switch which involves unpaid land ownership and awkward family relationships. Also, today, you will face the greatest dilemma ever known to man. There are no right answers. You must live with the consequences. Good luck.

We've all misunderstood lyrics before, but it's singing them for other people that can truly bring the proper shame to light. Also, sports allegiances are real and powerful. Now stop singing that Red Sox s*** and listen to this episode!

Steve hangs with his family and it gets weird almost immediately, involving Chinese dating shows and rock-hard, chi-harnessing, electrified abs.