Steve has spent some time officiating his son's little league games and boy does he have some stories! Hear about ump-punishing fart techniques, why Jason's outfield antics were between him and his God, how long you can leave a hurt child lying on a field before action is necessary, and why Steve probably won't be asked to do another season. Batter up!

In obtaining his first artisanally-crafted mattress, Jason can now teach Steve that they shouldn't have divots or slots for your body and that sleeping on the floor is, indeed, probably bad for your back. However, the height of the new mattress leaves Jason perplexed about certain ... activities. Meanwhile, Steve can teach Jason how to be an unwitting creep on the bus, so creepy even the homeless guy gets more friends than you! What a feat!

Jason failed to gird his loins for his latest haircut and Steve refuses to go enchilada-style on anything. BONUS: Kranch into some archival audio from Jason's first Sexy Sport Clips Adventure!

Steve and Jason get personal, and talk about those special lies we tell our children to make our wives happy. Or the wives we make our wives tell. Your mileage may vary.

Summer is nearly here, so it's time for another highlight reel! In this episode, Steve and his non-doctor roommates take turns diagnosing each other, drizzling is a dirty word, why poop should always be as far away as possible, Steve's forced childhood love for Elvira, being welcomed to Tex-Mex in the best way, and teaching our machines to let us curse how we want, when we want.

A curious Jason delves into his bookshelves and finds a hidden treasure that he wants to share with everyone. Steve lies so often to his family, his daughter has picked up on it. Has the student become the master?

Ants ... ants can change a man. You've never faced death until you've fought the little buggers for control of your house. Also, Jason sent Steve a package to show how much he means to him, and for his birthday, no less! Finally, Steve sees everything on the bustling streets of Seattle. I mean, EVERYTHING.

It's the first big milestone for this podcast and to celebrate, Steve thinks you should listen to episode 13 and learn to loathe Jason just a little bit like the rest of us. Also, in Seattle, the sun's out, so guns or buns need to be out, make your choice. Steve also thinks jamming should be related to clams, but Jason nips that one in the bud. Finally, are biscuits and gravy just breakfast nachos? The guys get to the bottom of this classic conundrum.

Jason went on a quest to hurt his body as much as possible and files his report on the fallout. Steve has thoughts about key rings and doesn't like anything that Jason has going on with his. It's an episode all about giving Steve a headache, Jason's favorite (unintentional) pastime!

Steve met his guardian angel as he waited for the most fateful burger order of his life. Also, sure, Topher's a thing, but have you ever met a Shua? Finally, Siggdawg and Shindogg prepare to launch their afternoon drivetime show, but are sidelined when Steve decides he wants to learn an instrument.