Oh, you thought just because Independence Day was 3 days ago that we're done celebrating the many wonderful works of the United States? Sounds like traitor talk to me, pal. The work of a patriot is never done because the work of a patriot is being annoying online. Join us this week as we take a listen to some of the most patriotic tunes in metal. We've got Metallica. We've got Drowning Pool. We've got Machine Head. We've got a head full of simple phrases we can deploy in any situation that will neutralize all nuance, culpability, or shame. Let's do this for America.

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