This week on Toilet Radio: we’re talking about ROCK THE COUNTRY, a festival for the oft-forgotten middle-American bourgeoises. Kid Rock is coming to YOUR backwater village and YES, this IS a THREAT. He’ll be bringing along Aaron Lewis, Nelly, and a whole lotta guys that get in trouble for wearing blackface for Halloween. Speaking of the Staind guy, he’ll be performing solo shows at a BBQ joint in a speed trap near you. If that’s not enough right-wing racial grievance-based music for you, we’re also examining Bras D’Honneur’s “Hate Speech”, a new project from Drudkh and Hate Forest members who are currently hiding in France instead of fighting for their homeland. Finally, we found a new Gaming Chair American that talks at a camera. This time it’s goth! Wow! Folks, it’s a good one.

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This week on Toilet Radio: we’re talking about DIPSHITS and MORONS like Phil Labonte. But I swear to god we don’t spend too much time on it. Things are bad enough as is, we don’t gotta focus on ‘em. We ALSO talk about Vinnie Vincent making a big bet on himself by selling CDs with a single song for $300. God, I would love to have his confidence. In OLD GUY HARDCORE news: NJ Bloodline is BEEFING with Joe Hardcore over making boots of their old shirts. Why? That’s what hardcore is all about! Geezer Butler is using AI to try to make new music and that’s fuckin’ pathetic. The former vocalist of Dragonforce put together a modern “reimagined” version of Through the Fire and Flames and it sucks. Finally, we put the Dogma drama to rest with a definitive statement on who is behind the vast exploitation machine. Folks… it’s a good one.

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This week on Toilet Radio: Clown from Slipknot started a Minecraft server and he’s more excited about it than anything he’s ever done in his life. Also, perhaps unsurprisingly, he’s really, really into A.I. We got an insane press release from ALCATRAZZ that airs out decades of petty annoyances, beefs, and drama at former band members. God bless the poor PR guy that had to actually type this manifesto. Tim Lambesis is getting aired out by his ex-wife and ex-band members because he’s a huge piece of shit. Among the many allegations of abuse, there’s also a claim that he possesses A.I. porno of the very illegal variety. Not great! Finally, Sean Killian is pissed at Phil Demmel for not wanting to continue to play shows with the band they briefly had 40 years ago. Folks… it’s a dramatic one.

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We exhausted our resources to cobble together all the of the things that happened in heavy metal in 2025 that are worth knowing about. Fact-checked, peer-reviewed, and painstakingly sourced, we cover every major story from the year in review. What bands called it quits? What band (singular) started? What albums dropped? Why did everyone die? If you missed every other episode this year, get caught up on this last episode of 2025.

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Merry holiday everyone. This week me and Jordan give a lil update on everyone’s favorite guy who got left on the side of the highway by his former bandmates, Kyle from Vitriol. Also, we’re opening some super siqqq gifts. Nikita from Svnseeker and Dylan from Diary of Doom sent us super sweet packages. We also got each other giant boxes of absolute nonsense. If you’re driving across the godless plains or stuck at your terrible job for the holidays (like me!), I hope you’ll join us for a mostly wholesome and happy Christmas episode.

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We continue our annual tradition of crunching the numbers and determining the most popular “hard rock” and “heavy metal” singles of the year. It is dire, as is tradition. This year is even worse than expected. While you argue about which Bandcamp band with 200 purchases is most overrated, we’re tapping right into the mainstream to understand what tasteless drek the masses are actually consuming. The biggest bands continue to lean in to a faux-R&B style that is, frankly, just terrible. Over the next 90 minutes we talk about the biggest songs of the year and play you short snippets of each of these 25 songs so that you can also experience the pain we feel. Enjoy?

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It’s an annual tradition. On the eve of the worst most popular metal and hard rock songs of the year, we celebrate by listening to the songs we liked best this year. Jordan didn’t find much in the world of heavy metal that turned his crank so he turned his ears to the sounds orbiting metal. Like every year, I just wanna rock so I found a few rockin’ tunes for you to get hyped to. If you like anything here, I highly recommend that you check out these bands and buy their albums, go see their shows, and otherwise hype them up. We will see you next week for the biggest mess of the year.

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This week on Toilet Radio: Further updates on Dogma, the worker exploitation factory that also sometimes releases music. We talk about the saga of Vitriol, a tech death band that dumped their singer on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere on the middle of a tour. We had a twinge of sympathy for Kyle, the singer, until he started tweeting about his alter ego. Cradle of Filth, a licensed limited partnership, is being sued by former members for a ton of valid reasons including Dani Filth saying some out of pocket dumb bullshit about them. Music: it’s a still a business, just not a profitable one.

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This week on Toilet Radio: We talk about year-end dread and discuss our listening habits for the fiscal year 2025. What old shit have we been digging instead of frantically refreshing Bandcamp? / As I Lay Dying got signed to Napalm Records??? It is currently 2025??? / We get really, really into the Welcome to Rockville 2026 lineup for reasons we don’t understand. Join us for a ton of rapid-fire hits on a ton of bands. Give us VIP press passes, please. / Slay Squad, one of the bands from Ash Avildsen’s short-lived reality show No Cover, is playing Hell Fest! / Manowar announced a big tour! In Germany! For 2027! Folks… it’s a good one.

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