Radio Toilet ov Hell

This week on Toilet Radio: For reasons that I cannot fully articulate, we went over to the Internet Archive to watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, a 1990 starring vehicle for one of the worst to ever do it: Andrew "Dice" Clay. This picture, in which Dice plays a "Rock n' Roll Detective", is confusing, expensive, mean-spirited, giant piece of shit from a butt. BUT it does feature Gilbert Gottfried as Howard Stern, Vince Neil as a dead rock star Ed O'Neil as a disco detective, an animatronic koala, Robert Englund as a murderous Billy Idol, Morris Day, Lauren Holly, Tone Loc, and one of my favorite character actors - David Patrick Kelly. Join us as we talk about massive financial disasters, the lost art of a successful soundtrack attached to a box office bomb, and the hard transition from the 80s to the 90s. Folks, it's a strange one.

Music featured on this 'sode:

Namu - Edict of Absolution

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This week on Toilet Radio: We're talking about a dungeon synth festival coming up at the Overlook Hotel that we wanna go to real bad. The decimation of music publications continues unobstructed. Brooklyn Vegan, Revolver, and other publications have been gutted by the private equity machine, this time helmed by something called "Veeps" owned by legendarily bad band Good Charlotte. Let's dive in and learn what the hell Veeps is and what these Madden freaks are up to. IN OTHER NEWS, the bass player from Five Finger Death Punch is also getting licks in on Phil Labonte for being stupid. Aw man, now even Martin's scoring on me. Marty Friedman is living his anime dreams and Ghost and RZA are working on a new VHS movie. Folks.... it's a good one. Join us next week for something completely different.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Maidenhead – Death March

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This week on Toilet Radio: Sid Wilson BOOTED from Slipknot! Saliva and Drowning Pool playing College Station together! Ozzy is getting his own theme park attraction at Universal Studios, courtesy Global Merchandising Services. Greta Van Fleet: Still a band! The guy from Stryper blames the COVID vaccine on his eye popping out of his skull and rolling down a storm drain. Avenged Sevenfold are done with labels and they're right about something for the first time... ever? Finally, we have another Knucklebonz entry for you. Folks.... it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Plague Ritual – Where Souls Go to Die

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is interesting because it's bad but not for any of the reasons you've come to expect from metal's first Blockchain band. In other shocking news, King Diamond has kicked Andy LaRocque from the band in favor of Gus G. What's is happening? We discuss the tragic passing of Sick of it All's Lou Koller. Finally, we discuss some exciting new developments of the Benedict Arnold of PATRIOT METAL, Jon Schaffer. What comes after the last refuge of a scoundrel? Turns out it's more scoundrel shit. Folks...... it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Cosmic Dawn – Skeleton Key

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid promotional costs for his women’s wrestling movie that made many, many negative dollars. Poppy made her faceless goons perform a show on stage sans Poppy. Iron Maiden sold half their catalog to one of those IP warehouses that are currently collecting all popular music from the last 60 years. Tommy Vext has a new band that is definitely not Bad Wolves. Finally, we compare and contrast Futurism, the first art movement of fascism, with MAGA rap, the final form.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Feartilizer 1492 – Blood Uniform

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This week on Toilet Radio we delve into one of Joe's favorite subjects: Olde-timey music. This time we're talking about a 1950's-style modern country musician vs a 1950's-style satanic pop duo. Charley Crockett, one of the hardest working musicians in Texas, made the mistake of looking into one of his opening bands and then opining loudly while kicking Twin Temple off a measly two dates. Worlds be colliding and the fallout is, frankly, incredible. Put this in your textbooks as a case study in music PR disasters. ALSO: Alex Terrible covered Zombie by the Cranberries for some reason. Try Linger instead! Knucklebonz360 has added the estate of Chuck Schuldiner to their upcoming metaverse disaster. Distasteful! Finally, FERRET MUSIC is coming back and I am kindly asking that they sign me and Jordan's band. Folks.... it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Ninth Realm – Cohorts of the Abyss

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This week on Toilet Radio: Joe and Jordan discuss the 250th limited-edition American Independence Day. We take a trip in our time machine and travel ONCE MORE into the Metaverse. That long-forgotten land is now home to Metal Blade Records X KNUCKLEBONZ 360. What is this crap? We investigate. Nergal is more bald than ever. Bad Wolves are trying again with a FOURTH new vocalist. Good luck! Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats are BEEFING with cartoon novelty act Gorillaz over a festival performance! FINALLY, there's the beef! Kid Rock tells us about his close, personal relationship with Jesus Christ Donald Trump. Finally, Corey Feldman (?) wanted to get Mike Patton (?) to guest on a track but he heard he was in a cult so he got Fred Durst (?) instead. Strange times.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Hypersphere – Interlopers

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This week on Toilet Radio: Hot SOCCER action and FIFA madness! Phil Labonte offers an update on his thoughts RE: therapy is for women; still stupid. Silent Planet hit back with a zinger and then STICK IT to the French by metaphorically torching a venue over merch cuts and VAT fees. Hellfest (US) lived out an actual nightmare I've had by struggling to find a venue to host a big ass festival at the very last minute. What's up with Hellfest (US) anyway and how far out of the loop are we on new hardcore bands? Finally, we take a look at MetalSucks for the first time since the buy-out and boy it's a bummer. FOLKS, it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Dehumanizing Itatrain Worship – Brutal Panzer

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior hockey leagues! Danzig is threatening to release another terrible movie and we compare/contrast him with Tommy Wiseau. Ozzy’s stupid kid is defending himself after going to the stupid president’s stupid blood sport event on the White House lawn. Phil Labonte has decided that American men are facing a crisis of alienation and also that therapy is for women. We shrink ourselves down Magic Schoolbus style and EXPLORE THE PSYCHE OF PHIL LABONTE. Sleep is back without Matt Pike and it's very, very dull but at least the new guy has an EXCELLENT name. Finally, as a related PSA, let's talk about Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome because I'm sick of dealing with you people. Folks..... it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

ÄXE – Warriors of the Death Raid

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THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Jordan lectures on Professional Wrestling at an Ivy League university while Joe gets sprayed down by a severed artery. But for the most part, we're Remembering Some Guys. We started thinking about bands that had everything going for them but for some reason, timing or label issues or a bizarre X-factor, they couldn't become as big as their potential. We're talking about bands like Bleed, Cellador, Young and in the Way, Elysia, 7 Angels 7 Plagues, It Dies Today, and much more. Join us on a trip down memory lane as we discuss, "Hey, what the hell happened here?" Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

7 Angels 7 Plagues – Someday

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