Have you ever been shot? Not with a gun, specifically. Any sort of projectile will do. Despite being an ancient weapon, an arrow in the wrong place can still be just as bad news as a bullet. But at least the air is somewhat clear now, right? Won't be coughing as you're bleeding out after being ambushed by medieval highwaymen.

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One day, Dave Bassitt decided to start wearing orange. Since then it's become a major thing. He's even written a book about it. If you can believe it, the book is called Orange.

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Sam Almond's middle name is Almond. His father's name is Almond, as is his grandfather's. And yet, we managed to go the whole episode without making a joke about his family being nuts. I'm proud of how far this show has come. What I'm not proud of is involuntarily breathing in a pack of cigarettes every time I walk to my car.

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The 90s were a different time. The kids had mullets, the moms had perms, and the dads kind of did whatever. There were also a lot fewer drug overdoses. We're sure the two are related.

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When you think scurvy, you probably think of pirates, right? Or if you're a little more lawful, just sailors in general? Turns out it's a real thing and it's making a comeback courtesy of bad diets. When your parents told you to eat your fruits and vegetables, what they were really telling you to do was to avoid Davey Jones' locker. And thanks to Fresh Dry, you can do it with a satisfying crunch.

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There's been another rash of random attacks across the country. Is it the heat? Perhaps it's the CTE? We may never know. But we do know that whenever your weather app tells you the storm of the century is coming, you should practice some healthy skepticism.

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How many Air Bud movies are there? A handful, right? Maybe if you have really big hands. And next year there'll be another one, because we're in the golden age of nostalgia baiting. And speaking of nostalgia, remember when the Twins were good? Strangely, it seems that paying everyone tens of millions of dollars is not necessarily improving the game.

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Who's on today's death roster? You'll have to listen to find out, but I will spoil it and say there's more than one. Plus, talk about Epstein and various kidnapping/murders. We like to keep Friday shows light and breezy.

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We've got two relatively major celebrity deaths in one day today, thus disproving the rule of threes by a sizeable margin. If you're going to get spiritual, now's the time. And not just because Seth believes we're on the cusp of a spiritual paradigm shift.

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Ozzy Osbourne has died, surprising basically no one. Although he was starting to get that Keith Richards "immortal despite it all" reputation. Oh, and by the way, no, Jimmy doesn't want to be the governor. Too much danger.

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