Tommy's Brownload

Who says the Brownload is just nonsense? Who says it’s just three guys talking about silly stuff!? We are so much more than that! It’s the home of facts! So welcome to this special episode which is all the best “things we learnt” over 2023! Perfect for dropping into conversation with your friends and family over the holidays! This podcast will officially make you smarter! Hit play and enjoy!

Tis the season to be jolly! But Kej turned up at my house on a mission to offend everyone! And he was successful! Sach is annoyed at Christmas (did you really expect anything else?) and in trying to do my bit on being a happy, supportive, festive father! But it’s hard when ur Mrs books random things for everyone to do as a family! Merry Xmas you beautiful Brownloaders - Enjoy the podcast!

It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: our lovely Brownloaders! There was the party for Zoya Akhtars’ The Archies, my solo comedy show, Kej and Sach at their staff Xmas party, the Brownload 5th Birthday party, quiz nights, tv shows and more!

What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours? 
For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the Brownload on Instagram to get your name on the guest list and don’t forget to bring I.D!) See you there!

Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at Lords cricket ground… well technically Sach went to two parties that night - You’ll soon find out how! There’s naan issues, squid games and benefits to all our used pakora oil !! If you haven’t already, check out the Brownload Instagram for funny videos of the podcast and all our upcoming events! @thebrownload

What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket while Kej watched it with an annoying uncle! 

Don't forget about our 5th birthday celebrations on the 8th of December - Slide into our Instagram DMs or email ([email protected]) to get on the guest list! 

The rockets and fireworks were all out this weekend! Anyone else notice that Diwali had more pataka action than 5th November!? Today we’re chatting about a new pop up Desi radio station from Virgin, Santas grotto, ice skating and Xmas food vs Diwali food! All of this coming your way when hit play!

Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers!  We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definitely lacked crunch! Plus we’re talking about fireworks night, swearing in public, and the Kings speech! Crack open a cold one and enjoy!

Another packed Brownload coming your way! We’re talking about our 5th birthday party, which is happening very soon alongside the big Tyson Fury fight and the London Indian film festival! I was watching a film there with Paul Chowdhary… Let’s just say it didn’t go to plan! And find out what Kej was doing when he hurt his back in the bathroom!

What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen! Plus pumpkin picking is surely the biggest scam going!! Enjoy the podcast and don’t forget to put the 8th December in your diaries for the Brownload's 5th birthday party at Namaste Lounge! It’s free entry on guest-list - (email your names to [email protected]) Don’t worry, Kej will not be on the harmonium but Sach will be on the decks! Let’s go!