Poonam is alive! But was the Pandey’s stunt good or bad? We have a little discussion around that plus we’re talking about the controversy of Butter Chicken, Valentines gifts from Greggs, and the future which is all about goggles! Get ready for a full on dose of Brownload bakwaas!

Have you heard the way some social media chefs are talking over their recipes? It’s got us talking! Plus I’ve got an issue with all the Filmfare stuff I’m seeing, Sach did a DJ set for TalkSPORT and Kej has introduced us to the trend (popular amongst Hollywood stars) of eating while in the shower - Insane!

I am well aware that we are in danger of sounding like some old men, moaning about the weather and travel… But that has seriously dominated our entire lives over the last few days! Sach is back from Gujarat… And in true Sach style, he’s brought some foreign snacks for us to try! Flavours and variations from the motherland that we’ve never experienced before! We’re also talking about toast… It turns out, how you butter yours says loads about you! Enjoy!

There's a snow bomb in town and we are freezing our chaddies off... So Sachin has run off to the Gujarat and Simon Sandhu steps in. We're talking winter smells, Zayn Malik and random things we find our parents doing around the house!

Sach is in Gujarat visiting his grandmother but controversially staying in a hotel rather than risking the overly firm family bed on offer! Kej and I are freezing back here in the UK… But exciting news is that Rishi Sunak has been in touch with Kej! What could he possibly want? All will be revealed when you hit play … go on then!

Happy New Year! We’re flying into 2024 with a full analysis of Xmas and New Year festivities! As always, we see the world a little different from others, so check out what we made of the holidays season! Plus there’s a storm across the UK which isn’t to be mistaken with the wind coming from one of us! Hit play and enjoy! 

Who says the Brownload is just nonsense? Who says it’s just three guys talking about silly stuff!? We are so much more than that! It’s the home of facts! So welcome to this special episode which is all the best “things we learnt” over 2023! Perfect for dropping into conversation with your friends and family over the holidays! This podcast will officially make you smarter! Hit play and enjoy!

Tis the season to be jolly! But Kej turned up at my house on a mission to offend everyone! And he was successful! Sach is annoyed at Christmas (did you really expect anything else?) and in trying to do my bit on being a happy, supportive, festive father! But it’s hard when ur Mrs books random things for everyone to do as a family! Merry Xmas you beautiful Brownloaders - Enjoy the podcast!

It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: our lovely Brownloaders! There was the party for Zoya Akhtars’ The Archies, my solo comedy show, Kej and Sach at their staff Xmas party, the Brownload 5th Birthday party, quiz nights, tv shows and more!

What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours? 

For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the Brownload on Instagram to get your name on the guest list and don’t forget to bring I.D!) See you there!