Too Old To Date

By Too Old To Date

What's Too Old To Date about?

A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.

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Too Old To Date episodes:

06.10.2019
Feeling Exposed
Mike goes out on a limb to get Becky back. Brad looks to redeem himself after a dating failure in Michigan. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent...
06.03.2019
Kamehameha Dog
Mike’s friends try to make heads or tails out of his extreme plan to win Becky back. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon &...
05.27.2019
Thirst Traps
Brad finally gets to the bottom of Amber’s new thirst trap habit. Mike has big news for his friends. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad...
05.20.2019
Political Spectrum
Brad, still visiting his family and friends in Michigan, tries to get caught up on his mom’s personal life. In New York, Mike sees Leslie in an uncomfortable situation. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code...
05.13.2019
Foot Special
Kyle has a wild idea to help Mike get his mind off of his troubles. Brad visits his high school friends and notices the differences between dating in a city and a suburb. You should start a podcast! Host it with...
05.06.2019
White Whale
On a trip to his hometown in Michigan, Brad gets the low down on the middle school dating scene from his 12-year-old half-brother. In New York, Mike tries to take his mind off of Becky by attempting to catch his...
04.29.2019
Poor Horse
Mike ignores Brad’s advice and tries to get a sense of what’s happening with Becky by calling one of her friends. Brad ignores Mike’s advice in pursuit of an exciting night. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and...
08.27.2018
Swap Spit
Mike confronts Becky about his suspicions regarding Grant. Brad has an awkward run in on the subway. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon &...
08.20.2018
Big Stinger
A big night out with all his friends ends with big consequences for Brad and his relationship with Zoe. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad...
08.13.2018
Thumbs Up
With both of their ladies out of town for a few days, Brad and Mike meet up with Kyle to try to take their minds off of their worries and to hear about what’s going on in their younger friend’s...
08.06.2018
Breakneck Ridge
Mike, Becky, Brad, and Zoe go hiking at Breakneck Ridge. Does Mike reveal his worries over Becky’s friendship with Grant? Is it too soon for Brad to be introducing Zoe to his friends? Probably! You should start a podcast! Host it...
07.30.2018
Opposite Signs
Brad meets up with Lindsey, host of the We Met at Acme podcast, and talks through his relationship with Zoe while getting into issues like exclusivity, labels, and astrology. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code...
07.23.2018
Turnbull Award
Michael meets Becky’s old friend Grant and worries about Grant’s intentions. Meanwhile, things get tense on Brad’s date with a stressed out Zoe. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we...
07.16.2018
Assigned Seats
Brad and Mike consider whether they’re spending their free time the right way. Later, Mike learns that dating as a lesbian in New York can be tough, while Brad struggles to hook up with a girl whose dog keeps getting...
07.09.2018
Spare Key
Mike and Becky casually take their relationship to the next level while Brad navigates strange obstacles on a date with a woman he likes a lot. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let...
05.21.2018
Birthday Dinner
Brad is suspicious that Mike might be spending his birthday dinner with other friends, but Mike has other things (namely, his relationship status with Becky) on his mind. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Christina Pastor Narration by...
05.14.2018
Casey Ryback
A casual conversation about ’90s movies for Mike and Becky, while Brad and Kyle try to swipe their way to a good time while on vacation in Charleston. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb,...
05.07.2018
Say Anything
Mike & Becky help Sabrina decide whether or not to get back together with her ex, while Brad and Kyle discuss issues around the term and concept of Eskimo Brothers. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron...
04.30.2018
Austin Powers
Mike & Becky bond at the Bronx Zoo. Brad meets one of Kyle’s friends and tries to be his wing man. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, Davide Ferrari, Katie Rose Somerfield & Megan Powell Narration...
04.23.2018
Yoga Mama
Mike, Becky, Brad & Amber go to Carter’s birthday party and get caught up on one another’s dating lives Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend, Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb & Zachary Eisenberg Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme...
04.16.2018
Brunch Boys
Brad and Mike grill Brunch Boys CEO Jeremy Jacobowitz about how to connect with girls in the DM on Instagram. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Jeremy Jacobowitz Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go...
04.09.2018
White Slice
Amber hatches a plan to reconnect with a sexy man she met in a ride share, while Mike tries to balance a new romance with his desire to have a better Uber rating . Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices...
04.02.2018
Running Club
Mike tries to readjust his dating prospects again, this time by joining a running club. Brad tries to figure out why his date is in the restroom for so long. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Lena...
01.22.2018
Night Tickler
Mike leverages a childhood secret to get closer to Emma, and Brad think Nicole might help him show off to an old flame. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours and Jenna Heller Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme...
01.15.2018
Weed Candy
Mike gets roped into a wedding out of town while Brad and Nicole bond over TV and special candy. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours, Jenna Heller, Brian Handler, Josh McCollom, Brent LeBlanc, and Jan Rozen Narration by Djo...
01.08.2018
Phone Sex
Mike learns a lot more than he bargained for about Emma’s recent past, and Brad breaks a barrier with Nicole. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Chelsea Townsend, Whitney St. Ours, and Jenna Heller Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song...
01.01.2018
Thrift Store
Mike goes on another date set up by his matchmaker Theresa, and this time things go in a different direction. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice and masterful improvisation by Whitney St. Ours Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless...
12.11.2017
Another Bike
Suzy is mulling over whether to move in with Henry, but her friend Carla thinks it might be too soon. Meanwhile, Henry is keeping a secret. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Samantha Shane, Zachary Gamble, Chelsea...
12.04.2017
Cyber Crush
Mike’s old friend Leslie comes to town to entertain him and Brad with stories of cyber crushes gone wrong and dating app misunderstandings. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Emily Kaplan Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by...
11.27.2017
Popcorn Fart
There are no actual farts in this episode. Brad gets a little bit more comfortable at his new job, while Mike meets up with Kim, his first date made through a matchmaker. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica...
11.20.2017
Tongue Tornado
Mike takes his love life into his own hands and visits a match-maker. Brad discovers the trouble that comes with inconsistent dating profile pictures. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller, Julie Smelanski & Daisy Guevara Narration...
08.14.2017
Michael Abides
Mike’s summer of love comes to an overwhelming conclusion. Brad makes a last ditch effort to win over Tiana, but gets the suspicion that he’s being pushed from one woman to another. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara...
08.07.2017
Thanks, Rwanda
Brad and Mike have very different experiences going out with two different women who are only in town for a limited amount of time. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Nikki Tomaino Narration by Susan Khan Our theme...
07.31.2017
Giggle Stick
Emily, a woman with whom Brad shares a therapist, navigates the complicated world of workplace relationships. Written by Brad Garoon, Mike Tanzillo, and Cher Landman Additional Voices by Jennie Kamin, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, Christopher Freda, and Lauren Weber Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is...
07.24.2017
Three Waves
A ride share taxi exposes Mike & Brad to a handful of New York City’s more troubled young people. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Brandon Lamar, Christine Perrella, Megan Gentry, Chelsea Alison, Jeannine Friedrich,...
07.17.2017
Second Pizza
Brad and Mike vie for the affections of the same waitress, while Abby and James explain their unique relationship history. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Abby Green & James Li Narration by Susan Khan Our theme...
07.10.2017
Island Avenue
Amber visits Jeff at his parents’ vacation home in Miami, but is it too soon to be going on a vacation date with him? Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison, Haven Cousins, Madison Landis, and Nina Modelski Narration...
07.03.2017
Dating Data
Brad goes on a “Skype date” with a girl across the country. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Carin Fishel Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more...
06.26.2017
Five Steps
Mike looks to his older brother for advice on getting over his divorce. Brad runs into a familiar face. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jamie Bliss & PJ Tanzillo Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go...
06.05.2017
Dental Surgery
Mike & Brad, feeling upset about the women who appear to be ghosting them, use Tinder Social to go on an impromptu double date. Later, Brad finally confronts Kelly, and Mike gets some bad news from Alisha. Written by Brad Garoon &...
05.29.2017
Latex Catsuit
* Amber tells Brad and Mike about her fear of revealing her sexual fetishes to Kyle. Brad suggests she practice on new friend Jeff. Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison & Haven Cousins Narration by Susan Khan Our theme...
05.22.2017
Charity Turkey
Brad and Mike discover their civic sides while examining a peculiar email. Mike reconnects with an old crush. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Brie Tse Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your...
05.15.2017
Luke’s Orgy
Brad tries to get closer to Kelly in Nashville, while Mike contemplates going to a sex party in New York. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Jason Emmendorfer, and Matt Hornback Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless...
05.08.2017
Dusky Dudes
Hannah tries to convince Peter to remove the dating apps from his phone, and is troubled when establishing relationship labels. Then, Pritha teaches Hannah about Shaadi and Indian arranged marriages online. Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica...
05.01.2017
Lobby Notes
Brad makes a bold move in Queens, while Mike tries to meet women off of the dating apps in Manhattan. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Kevin Thomason, Christopher Freda, and Rick Rosenbluth Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is...
04.24.2017
Bee Stings
Mike deals with a potentially racist date. Brad deals with a bee infestation and his own body image issues. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Haven Cousins, Linda Chang, and Samantha Tugentmen Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by...
04.17.2017
Golden Toilet
Mike and Brad have a falling out. Brad catches up with his cousin Carter, while Mike gets some troubling dental news. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by David Kang, Isaac Holze, and Ronna Feldman Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is...
04.03.2017
Season 2 Preview
it’s time for a taste of season 2. Get excited for more dating catastrophes. Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more information, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Visit jabberjawmedia.com.
03.27.2017
Get Excited for Season 2
We’re going on a little break while we put the finishing touches on season 2. In the meantime, make sure to check out all the great podcasts on the Jabberjaw Media network. Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more...
03.20.2017
Brittany… My Name is Brittany
Mike makes first contact with a woman he’s been trying to meet for a very long time. Bradley struggles with a recent loss, and a fading romance. Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Erica Cho Narration by Susan...

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Too Old To Date episodes:

Feeling Exposed

Kamehameha Dog

Thirst Traps

Political Spectrum

Foot Special

White Whale

Poor Horse

Swap Spit

Big Stinger

Thumbs Up

Breakneck Ridge

Opposite Signs

Turnbull Award

Assigned Seats

Spare Key

Birthday Dinner

Casey Ryback

Say Anything

Austin Powers

Yoga Mama

Brunch Boys

White Slice

Running Club

Night Tickler

Weed Candy

Phone Sex

Thrift Store

Another Bike

Cyber Crush

Popcorn Fart

Tongue Tornado

Michael Abides

Thanks, Rwanda

Giggle Stick

Three Waves

Second Pizza

Island Avenue

Dating Data

Five Steps

Dental Surgery

Latex Catsuit

Charity Turkey

Luke’s Orgy

Dusky Dudes

Lobby Notes

Bee Stings

Golden Toilet

Season 2 Preview

Get Excited for Season 2

Brittany… My Name is Brittany