Too Old To Date

Too Old To Date

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Too Old To Date episodes

  • Brunch Boys
    Brad and Mike grill Brunch Boys CEO Jeremy Jacobowitz about how to connect with girls in the DM on Instagram. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice by Jeremy Jacobowitz
    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    23 min
  • White Slice
    Amber hatches a plan to reconnect with a sexy man she met in a ride share, while Mike tries to balance a new romance with his desire to have a better Uber rating . Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend & Emily Kratter
    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    Support Too Old to Date on Patreon.
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    17 min
  • Running Club
    Mike tries to readjust his dating prospects again, this time by joining a running club. Brad tries to figure out why his date is in the restroom for so long.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Lena Kaminsky, Lauren Marcus, Sara Beth Berman, Christina Pastor, & Scott Antonucci 
    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    15 min
  • Night Tickler
    Mike leverages a childhood secret to get closer to Emma, and Brad think Nicole might help him show off to an old flame. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours and Jenna Heller
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Weed Candy
    Mike gets roped into a wedding out of town while Brad and Nicole bond over TV and special candy. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours, Jenna Heller, Brian Handler, Josh McCollom, Brent LeBlanc, and Jan Rozen
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Phone Sex
    Mike learns a lot more than he bargained for about Emma’s recent past, and Brad breaks a barrier with Nicole. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice by Chelsea Townsend, Whitney St. Ours, and Jenna Heller
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Thrift Store
    Mike goes on another date set up by his matchmaker Theresa, and this time things go in a different direction. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice and masterful improvisation by Whitney St. Ours
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Another Bike
    Suzy is mulling over whether to move in with Henry, but her friend Carla thinks it might be too soon. Meanwhile, Henry is keeping a secret.  
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Samantha Shane, Zachary Gamble, Chelsea Townsend, Aminah Mccollough, Rick Rosenbluth & Matt Hornback
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    17 min
  • Cyber Crush
    Mike’s old friend Leslie comes to town to entertain him and Brad with stories of cyber crushes gone wrong and dating app misunderstandings. 
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voice by Emily Kaplan
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    22 min
  • Popcorn Fart
    There are no actual farts in this episode. Brad gets a little bit more comfortable at his new job, while Mike meets up with Kim, his first date made through a matchmaker.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller & Kaitlin Duffy
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    18 min

About Too Old To Date

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A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.