Too Old To Date

Too Old To Date

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Too Old To Date episodes

  • Latex Catsuit

    * Amber tells Brad and Mike about her fear of revealing her sexual fetishes to Kyle. Brad suggests she practice on new friend Jeff.


    Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison & Haven Cousins
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Charity Turkey
    Brad and Mike discover their civic sides while examining a peculiar email. Mike reconnects with an old crush.
    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Brie Tse
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Luke’s Orgy
    Brad tries to get closer to Kelly in Nashville, while Mike contemplates going to a sex party in New York.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Jason Emmendorfer, and Matt Hornback
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Dusky Dudes
    Hannah tries to convince Peter to remove the dating apps from his phone, and is troubled when establishing relationship labels. Then, Pritha teaches Hannah about Shaadi and Indian arranged marriages online.
    Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, and Robin Kennedy
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Lobby Notes
    Brad makes a bold move in Queens, while Mike tries to meet women off of the dating apps in Manhattan.

    Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Kevin Thomason, Christopher Freda, and Rick Rosenbluth
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Bee Stings
    Mike deals with a potentially racist date. Brad deals with a bee infestation and his own body image issues.

    Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Haven Cousins, Linda Chang, and Samantha Tugentmen
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Golden Toilet
    Mike and Brad have a falling out. Brad catches up with his cousin Carter, while Mike gets some troubling dental news.

    Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by David Kang, Isaac Holze, and Ronna Feldman
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    18 min
  • Season 2 Preview
    it’s time for a taste of season 2. Get excited for more dating catastrophes.
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Visit jabberjawmedia.com.
    4 min
  • Get Excited for Season 2
    We’re going on a little break while we put the finishing touches on season 2. In the meantime, make sure to check out all the great podcasts on the Jabberjaw Media network.
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Visit jabberjawmedia.com.
    2 min
  • Brittany… My Name is Brittany
    Mike makes first contact with a woman he’s been trying to meet for a very long time. Bradley struggles with a recent loss, and a fading romance.

    Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Erica Cho
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    18 min

About Too Old To Date

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A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.