Too Old To Date

Too Old To Date

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Too Old To Date episodes

  • Piddle Pads
    Mike has a persistent visitor, and Brad’s desire for adventure goes disastrously awry.

    Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend and Aaron Gottlieb
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Purse Flinch
    Amber doesn’t like the dating advice she receives from Brad and Mike, and finds herself conflicted on a date later in the evening

    Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend and Aaron Gottlieb
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    12 min
  • Family Birthdays
    Brad takes advantage of Mike’s dating app difficulties. In return, Brad sets up a double date at Mike’s request.


    Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Jennifer Crabill
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    14 min
  • Bonus Episode – A Dramatic Reading of Your Dating App Stories
    When you’re a doctor you get asked medical advice. When you’re a lawyer, they ask you for legal advice. When you’re a bartender, people tell you their problems over a drink. We’ve learned that when you say on your dating profile that you have a podcast about dating, people will tell you their bad date stories. Some of the dates that we’ve heard about through the apps are out of control. So today, we present to you a dramatic reading of your dating horror stories.


    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    9 min
  • Bonus Episode – What Happens in South Carolina…
    One of the inspirations for Too Old To Date were a series of recorded conversations amongst friends that ultimately turned to the topic of sex and/or dating. This bonus episode is one such conversation, which took place south of the Mason Dixon while the Too Old To Date crew was on vacation.


    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    8 min
  • Bonus Episode – Your Dating Stories
    We promised bonus episodes, and we’re delivering on them. You submitted bad date voicemails, and we’re playing the best ones for you. Keep calling us at 718-559-1040 and you could end up on the show!
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    9 min
  • Breaking Binary
    Hannah overhears Brad and Mike discussing an alternative rating scale for potential dates.
    Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Risa Oze, & Ilya Zherebetskiy
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    18 min
  • Black Silver
    Mike and Brad catch each other up on their recent dates while eating brunch at a trendy new restaurant.
    Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Rev Ciancio, Matt Bruck, Bree Tse, & Jake Ziegler
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    14 min
  • Montclair State
    Brad gets in over his head when he brings a woman back to his apartment. Mike learns what it feels like to be stood up.
    Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen & Brittany Kaufman
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    18 min
  • Too Old To Date
    Recently-divorced Mike relocates to New York City and asks his friend Brad to help him move into his apartment. Brad gives him more than moving help when the subject of dating comes up. Later, Brad tries to use a very special article to get into the pants of his date Beth, while Mike tries to meet a woman for the first time since his breakup.
    Written by Brad Garoon & Michael Tanzillo
    Production Assistance by Toby Singer
    Additional Voices by Rachel Van Thyn & Toby Singer
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min

About Too Old To Date

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A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.