Too Old To Date

Too Old To Date

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Too Old To Date episodes

  • Tongue Tornado
    Mike takes his love life into his own hands and visits a match-maker. Brad discovers the trouble that comes with inconsistent dating profile pictures.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller, Julie Smelanski & Daisy Guevara
    Narration by Djo Gepp
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    22 min
  • Michael Abides
    Mike’s summer of love comes to an overwhelming conclusion. Brad makes a last ditch effort to win over Tiana, but gets the suspicion that he’s being pushed from one woman to another.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Dara Pollack, Trinity Siméus, Amanda Huey & Tess Garoon
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    25 min
  • Thanks, Rwanda
    Brad and Mike have very different experiences going out with two different women who are only in town for a limited amount of time.

    Written by Brad Garoon &  Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Nikki Tomaino
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    22 min
  • Giggle Stick
    Emily, a woman with whom Brad shares a therapist, navigates the complicated world of workplace relationships.

    Written by Brad Garoon,  Mike Tanzillo, and Cher Landman
    Additional Voices by Jennie Kamin, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, Christopher Freda, and Lauren Weber
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    20 min
  • Three Waves
    A ride share taxi exposes Mike & Brad to a handful of New York City’s more troubled young people.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Brandon Lamar, Christine Perrella, Megan Gentry, Chelsea Alison, Jeannine Friedrich, Leah Hammerschlag, and Laura Rowett
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Second Pizza
    Brad and Mike vie for the affections of the same waitress, while Abby and James explain their unique relationship history.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Abby Green & James Li
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    17 min
  • Island Avenue
    Amber visits Jeff at his parents’ vacation home in Miami, but is it too soon to be going on a vacation date with him?

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison, Haven Cousins, Madison Landis, and Nina Modelski
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    22 min
  • Dating Data
    Brad goes on a “Skype date” with a girl across the country.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Carin Fishel
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    27 min
  • Five Steps
    Mike looks to his older brother for advice on getting over his divorce. Brad runs into a familiar face.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jamie Bliss & PJ Tanzillo
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    19 min
  • Dental Surgery
    Mike & Brad, feeling upset about the women who appear to be ghosting them, use Tinder Social to go on an impromptu double date. Later, Brad finally confronts Kelly, and Mike gets some bad news from Alisha.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo
    Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Annie Garoon, Brie Tse, & Lyndsey Brown
    Narration by Susan Khan
    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost
    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!
    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.
    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.
    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
    17 min

About Too Old To Date

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A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.