Top Flight Time Machine

By Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy Sports & Recreation

What's Top Flight Time Machine about?

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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History Box - The 'Last Chr...

09.26.2023

GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Top Flight Time Machine episodes:

09.26.2023 History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 3 GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.25.2023 Bald Man In Wigtown A trip to Scotland, a menuless café, nonocliers, a hotel room picnic, tomato talk, and a perfume gift. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.24.2023 Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 3 Delaney Christmas Day plans, David Essex films, a life of crime considered, and a problematic hit dissected. (Rec: 25/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.22.2023 Beware The Two-Wheeled Grass Ronnie Pickering, Murdoch quits, cash deals, fly-tipping, free books, and Brandreth feedback. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.21.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 185 Michael Robinson, our emigration plans, Roy’s dad, a spider car, petrol money, and Charlie Carter gets injured again. (Rec: 22/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.20.2023 The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3 Forced accountant listening, Slade origin info, a voice legend, holiday observing, James Bantz, butcher bird, and evolution. (Rec: 21/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.19.2023 History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 2 Album titles, Andrew’s influence, The Beatles of the Rings, musical alchemy, and a skiing PR trip with John Pigface. (Rec: 20/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.18.2023 Ringo’s Furniture A Beatle visits Blue Peter, steel, Perspex, plastic, a little man with some radiators, and some breaking news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.15.2023 The Luxury Of Chaos Nature’s fightback, empty office pod nests, celebrity misbehaviour, early morning sport, mum-shaming, and new school talk. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.14.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 184 Free stuff, Charlie Nicholas, slalom runs, a Benny Hill funeral, dead former lovers, I-Spy, bowing, and the captain’s room. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.13.2023 The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2 A mine rat and other hero animals, a creepy finger, childhood swearing, and a Tinder surprise. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.12.2023 History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 1 Whamageddon hate, perineum tactics, strength, pudding, George’s miracles, and hair chat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.11.2023 The Human Flaviu Extreme heat, our positions in the coming revolution, and the escaped ‘terrorist’ and his many TFTM links Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.10.2023 Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 2 A classic is unearthed, podding walk-on songs, a dadpod, milk in pubs, and lionplay. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.08.2023 A Park Gone Wrong Chasing a celeb’s dog, family cults, coffee shop rage, a car boot fail, and toastie fury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.07.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 183 The best 1980’s kit manufacturers, sexy leather dogs, Brinsden the genius, Roy’s Monday report, and Animal Sundays. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.06.2023 The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1 The annual Yuletide deep dive returns with extra-eye cow, the shyest footballer, emulating Frodo, and cat/dog updates. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.05.2023 History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 3 Sepp’s downfall, his replacement, his love life, his sexy plans, and ‘partners’. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.04.2023 Magical Gravy Ingredient Apple chat, brainstorming ideas, healthy after-school snacks, and a disastrous McDonalds trip. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.03.2023 Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 1 Just the top 40 rundown to be honest. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09.01.2023 Archives Work Fantasy Scrounging, niche football talk, Spinal Tap, cinema discomfort, Victorian inventions, more scrounging and consumer rumours. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.31.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 182 A new lamp, a pupdate, Roy goes ABC, a soaked petition, high Penny, and Brinsden’s gang buys a paper. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.30.2023 The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 3 Education, the Honey Monster’s dad, a Millionaire stitch-up, and a brief look at the Roobarb episode. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.29.2023 History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 2 Denmark, national derbies, atlas truths, globeplay, encyclopaedias, telly nans, Cilla invents Marxism, and no Blatter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.28.2023 Consumer Rumours Noisy item round-up, mystery wood, power washing, workshop life, festival collection, and more. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.25.2023 Flaviu Returns Dealing with unwelcome spiders, a nugget party, consumer rumours, and a lynx development. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.24.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 181 Bleak Britain, the worst man of the 80s and 90s, beetroot, coarse blankets, and a glorious free gift. (Rec: 24/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.23.2023 The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 2 Short-form animation fun, giving kids booze, Wombles business deals, jazz dog ownership, and a kitten asserts his authority. (Rec: 23/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.22.2023 History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 1 The best ever trophy, global sausage acquisition, dissing Nelson Mandela, and contactless technology. (Rec: 22/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.21.2023 Drizzly Zoo Sound effects, Parkinson reassessed, posh snacks, an Irish visit, and a new IFS tier? Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.18.2023 Katie Price Prison Win A ResultsBot update, football talk, numbers, golf injuries, and a news round-up Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.17.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 180 Chris Wilson, having a window peep, a sex cab, pointless petitions, and Roy motivates Rob. (Rec: 24/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.16.2023 The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 1 1974’s Christmas spike craze, fat pens, solvent connoisseurs, Morrissey, life upgrades, and the double slit. (Rec: 16/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.15.2023 History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 5 This should have gone out a month or so ago but episode 9 went out instead - not sure anyone noticed. Withnail, ice cream, kid film persuasion, the FX-2000, and Sam’s first car purchase. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings ...
08.14.2023 Animal Kwackers Wartime podcasts, childhood nakedness, the hernia, telly memories, and Chris Tarrant’s sunbathing woes. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.13.2023 Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 3 Christmas, darts, the World Cup, Friends, the greatest album of all time, and Prince. (Rec: 20/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.11.2023 Portugal Coach Driver Edinburgh, kissing rhythms, road and medical dis n’ dat, and AirBnB towel grief. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.10.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 179 Football lamparding, the Melchester treatment room/sauna, and some Christmas health advice. (Rec: 17/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.09.2023 The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 4 Flood coverage, Triffid fear, pot hacking, and Robin Hood turns up. (Rec: 9/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.08.2023 History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 8 Middle-class drug teens, street ladies, stats in sport, and football Twitter hell. (Rec: 8/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.07.2023 Bedtime Prayers, vinyl jackets, sibling room sharing, plane drunkenness, a wasp sting remedy, and evening eavesdropping. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.04.2023 The Dentist’s Chair 1996 Tournament dating, football’s Arthur Daley, the greatest preparation in England’s history, and how it enraged John Pigface so much. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.03.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 178 Neville Jones panics, or does he? Merv remembers being a winger, cowboy talk, a smiling skinhead, and petitions. (Rec: 3/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.02.2023 The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 3 Sugar, British Home Stores, tour department store plans, headscarves, dream chat, and egg stuff. (Rec: 2/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
08.01.2023 History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 7 Online trading, interdental brushing, old-school Fantasy Football, banter lines, and posters. (Rec: 1/11/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.31.2023 Goosey Goosey Gander A simple nursery rhyme, priest skallingtons in holes, Saudi Arabia bid for us, Julian Fellowes again, and some correspondence. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.28.2023 Bees A single episode looking at the world of bees in our world. Again, apologies for sporadic sound issues with Sam. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.27.2023 The Melchester Odyssey - Part 177 1984, footballers plucked from obscurity, a Division 3 bruiser, a new Martin, iron balls, a Taffy massage, and we dox another reader. (Rec: 27/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.26.2023 The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 2 A list of stories, a widow, family cannibalism, hangry Sam, mushrooms, and non-stop porridge. (Rec: 26/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
07.25.2023 History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 6 More classified ads, World Cup stickers, cat stuff, hat stuff, Andy Warhol, and a telly trick. (Rec: 25/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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