In this episode, Matt and Greg get too stoned to remember any proper grievances. Greg scrambles to find any as he rides his streak of positivity. Meanwhile, Matt discusses how the world is gaslighting him and accuses his followers of making themselves more socially palatable versions of him. Through his regrets and self-loathing, he comments on the flakiness of weed dealers, the impossible hoops one must jump through for employment nowadays, and he continues to wage war on conservative Christians. Oh and learn the untold story of schizophrenic idea-man Dalt Wisney.

The boys are back after a week off and they're ready to talk about fashion. They reminisce about their glory days of when their clothes didn't have holes in them. They discuss fashion icons, the latest trends, bizarre explorations in fashion, corporations using humans as billboards, Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache, Joey Lawrence, Oakley sunglasses, black people wearing NASCAR apparel, skin tags, and more.

Matt and Greg determine that recent catastrophic weather events are a direct result of God's disapproval of Donald Trump.

Matt and Greg relive their magical childhoods of erratic behavior, devilry and misfortune. Which one of these two was filmed being duck-taped to their high school? Which one hurled rocks at strangers? But first, enjoy an epiphany from Matt.

How it's taken half a year to do an episode on drugs is beyond these two. Rather than use their experiences with drugs to teach valuable lessons, they instead opt to encourage teenagers to form cocaine habits. They trace their early drug-use back to rubber cement, markers and glue from elementary school and discuss alternative drugs like gasoline and chalk. Does smoking weed make you want to bite the neck of a meathead? More questions are not answered in this week's episode. Enjoy.

Matt and Greg's landmark 25th episode quickly devolves from a celebratory affair into a comedy of errors. Wi-Fi signals derail the reflections on their massive achievements. Enjoy the disjointed ramblings of two men who are seemingly unable to troubleshoot anything.

Matt and Greg have tried to blend in with "normal" society from time to time by having dead-end or exploitative jobs. But rather than teach you how to work your way up at one of these companies, they offer alternatives to getting a job, like criminal activity. They rag on power-trippin' baby boomers and their poor leadership skills. They ponder what yields more freedom: a job or a prison cell? They speculate when machines will take our jobs. Matt conducts an impromptu and unorthodox job interview for Greg, who hasn't worked in over a year. Greg goes on to explain how not working has led to a happier, more productive life. Duh. If the underlying theme of this podcast has been to drop out of society, perhaps no other episode will be more convincing.

In their most controversial episode yet, Matt and Greg's celebration of the black community quickly turns into a plea to exterminate the white race. These guys make no bones about black people being superior to white people and they'll tell you all about it. They bring awareness to relevant topics, but Greg also spends a good portion policing Matt's cringeworthy stereotypes of black culture.

Society. Who needs it? Greg dropped out last year and boasts about his prolific life without being attuned to the happenings of the world. Meanwhile, Matt likes to wallow in the filth of society. He even goes so far as to suggest Facebook could've prevented Lee Harvey Oswald from shooting JFK from the grassy knoll and the Vietnam War. Matt and Greg unabashedly ask you the people to stay inside for once so they can go out and have fun without you in it. Parents are shamed in this episode and Matt proposes strict punishments for those who have more than one child. They lament the past (Rand McNally and his road atlas business) while speculating for the future: will men use future self-driving cars as spaces to masturbate in?

Blue lives don't matter to Matt and Greg. In fact, in this episode, they'll teach you how to best evade them. And in the rare case you may be friends with a cop, they'll teach you how distance yourself from that miserable human being.

Why can't cops be fun? What's with that stupid chinstrap, highway cops? Hip yourself to some new police nicknames and learn all the unflattering characteristics of these chuckleheads. Matt reflects on leaving a cop out to soak in a rainstorm while Greg calls out sketchy behavior from his police encounters.