Nature's really in vogue right now so Matt and Greg seek out nature expert Cosmo Faunaflora to help make sense of it all. You're about to learn nothing you ever wanted to know about this cool new nature trend!

Mystic Matty receives a visit from "The Solar Mother" in a dream he has where she informs him that the world is about to end. He and Greg then pay a visit to their good pal Erik Sands to speculate the how's and when's of this sudden news. They determine whether or not they'd inform their loved ones of their imminent demise and discuss items they'd loot in a post-apocalyptic world. Will trees commit a mass suicide? Is Pol Pot the brutal dictator that's gonna bring down this world operation? Will we ever put a man on the sun? Find out the answers to none of these questions in this week's episode.

Which celebrity has a third thumb? Which celebrity hasn't washed their slacks in a few weeks? These are the burning questions that are answered in this week's episode. In Matt and Greg's world, they're the celebrities and you're all shit.

Find out which black celebrity collects Nazi memorabilia and only wears one sock. Get the dirt on James Van Der Beek's prolapsed anus, Bonnie Raitt's spaghetti addiction, and Justin Bieber's unwavering philanthropy. Hear Matt perform a stunning rendition of the hit song "Don't Hurry, Just Worry" while Greg remains unimpressed by the idea of celebrity.

In this episode, Matt and Greg get to the bottom of the burning question: what is a car? They discuss notable automobile innovators such as Chevy Chase, Jane Honda, and Damo Suzuki. They talk road rage, road rules, retro-futuristic cars, future robot cars, and review a photographic book of car crashes. Matt laments the halted production of stick shift cars while Greg, a noted highway psychopath, gives advice on how to stay aggressive out there. Find out the cars they've driven, the places those cars have driven them, what to do if you hit a deer, and how to effectively hitchhike. As usual, you'll learn little to nothing, but you should still drive your Mazda Miata off that fucking cliff already.

In this episode, Greg relives his checkered sports past while Matt reminisces his days playing volleyball on a nudist colony. They compare old vs. athletes, pay a touching tribute to NASCAR legend Dale Rhinehart (#2), offensive mascots, new sports (ex. drone racing), and heckling, all while never once defining what a sport is. Verizon rudely interrupts once again with an urgent service alert. Fuck 'em. The boys give a motivational speech at the end that just might encourage you to end it all.

With the 4th of July around the corner, the guys explore the back alleys of the American nightmare we're living in: Corporate bigwigs the Mart family and the Kock brothers, trash entertainment, second world problems, country mascots, the name "Chad", popular clothing from the late 90s, and the general boredom of those who occupy the space between the two coasts. Of course, they mention Patriots Day, named after some sport that won't exist in 20 years, and important American figures such as Elvis Presley, Harriet Tubman, and our first president, Jayden Washington.

In Episode Fourteen, Matt and Greg discuss (and sort of celebrate) fatherhood despite neither of them having the slightest clue about it. In order to better understand this important role, Matt mysteriously becomes a negligent father and serves as an example of how not to raise your child while simultaneously trying to imagine Greg's childhood being raised by a musclehead.

Matt and Greg have spent their first dozen episodes satirizing Christian conservatives. In this week's episode, they shift their focus to smug politically correct liberals. These guys like to spread their hatred equally, though Matt has us convinced for most of this episode that he's turned into the punchable, naive, tolerant PC friend you wish you never made. Just to be clear, the alt-right is not alright with these two. 

Matt and Greg leave rural America and visit their friend Erik Moonbeam in the Crow's Nest to discuss astrology in Episode 12. They talk about their life path numbers, soul numbers, rising signs, falling signs, their negative polarity, mythical animals, and anal fissures. To conclude the episode, the boys offer an enlightening horoscope for each sign.

Matt may regularly win Jeopardy from his recliner, but it turns out he and Greg don't have the slightest clue about history. Watch them unravel as they try to make sense of the universe we inhabit, the whole way back to Jesus, or whatever.