In the tenth episode, Matt and Greg tackle healthy living. They try out the new all-beef diet called the Beef Boss Diet. They also discuss junk foods you should avoid at all costs, like kale and turnips. Greg lays out his bizarre workout routine. Matt offers inside tips on how to speak to men with muscular physiques and details his absurd visit to a Pacto Chiro. They riff about the biggest cult in America, yoga. They encourage plastic surgery, drug use, and aerobics. In the end though, the guys acknowledge that perfect health can only be achieved through Jesus Christ.

Matt and Greg hit the Jersey Shore with their pal Erik Sand in this week's episode. They review their fun week of purchasing outlandish beach attire, listening to atrocious music like James Buffet, peeing on Matt's jellyfish sting, regrettable tattoos, Ski-Doos, and dodging tram cars. They smoke the rare weed strain Art Deco and local wild woman Breezy Hamburger comes on the show to talk shit on the tourists.

In this week's episode, Matt and Greg get to the bottom of these people we love called WOMEN: who are they? How were they created? Matt describes the female anatomy and Greg explores his feminine side. They speak about mothers and influential women in their lives. They even had the pleasure of interviewing an actual real life woman.

No one’s ever accused Matt and Greg of being conspiracy nuts, but they are eager nonetheless to tackle the most important conspiracy theories that plague every bored human on this planet: Was 9/11 an inside job? What’s with these reptilians, the Illuminati and their secret orgies? Is the earth flat? Learn about the World Turtle and not much more in this hard-hitting, investigative episode.

In this episode, Matt and Greg seek advice on how to be successful. They enlist the help of Chet Powers, a motivational speaker and owner of many Fortune 500 businesses. Through ruthless, cutthroat business tactics and a complete disdain for the disenfranchised, Chet details how to attain success. He also brought a bag of his Billionaire Bud that the guys review together.

No one’s ever mistaken Matt or Greg for being tech-savvy. Their knowledge of electronics typically doesn’t extend past 1987 so this week the boys found a black hole to transport them to the mid 90s where they try to make sense of this new internet phenomenon. Matt and Greg riff on 90s slang and some unsavory neighbors show up to give their opinions. One guest was so thrilled to be on our show that he fell asleep mid-interview.

This week, Matt and Greg decide to tackle their mental health issues by consulting noted therapist, Dr. Burt Chunnel. They also interview local lunatic and sound wizard Erik Sahd. And smoke weed. This is an episode not to be missed!

In Episode 3, the boys travel to outer space thanks to the generosity of longtime pal Elon Musk. Matt discusses alien pornography and wastes more of our time discussing poop. Greg receives fanmail and the two review the NASA-engineered weed strain Cape Canaveral Kush. They interview a man who claims to be Buzz Aldrin (we have our doubts). Meanwhile, the space station’s engineers are itching to send these two back to the hellhole they come from. Stay tuned for next week's episode, the Mental Illness episode, the melding of a few psychotic minds that use comedy to combat their illnesses.

In Episode Two, Matt and Greg give a brief review of Episode One and deliver a touching tribute to the founder of rock n roll. They ponder Christianity throughout the entire episode, give their first weed review, and talk about the time Greg almost met Ex-Sixers GM Sam Hinkie. Greg confronts Matt's addiction to trash daytime TV and they discuss this week's word they hate. Another one's in the can. Next week, they travel to outerspace.

In their debut episode, Matt and Greg introduce you to their cracked, twisted world. They kick off recurring segments "Words That Bother Us" and "Interview of the Week." In their first interview with Michael Reaser, a musician from bands you'll care about in 20 years, they delve into topics such as celebrities they'd like to murder, nudist colonies, and the feeling of unbridled joy. Greg also surprises Matt with a job interview, offers unsolicited parenting advice, and they give their first impressions of each other when they met. It can only go downhill from here. Recorded on March 19, 2017