So, I'm a bottle of rose (dry, not sweet) and a few bong rips in, so yeah, I'm a white girl. You can call me Jacki and I'm here to give you recap of this episode you're about to listen to.

This is the very first episode of Ross McCoy's very first solo podcast, and, well, if we're being honest, it could sound a little better. Now, I'm not naming names, but whoever is sound engineering this ish needs to get their ass in gear for the next round of recordings, or else I'ma have to step in and make this show reflect the quality that Ross deserves. 

On this first episode of TOTs with Ross, James Yon and Bart Marek invaded my house and, like, hung out in my living room and were really loud. Like, SO LOUD, for a long time while Ross got his nerves together to do the intro for this dang show. 

And then he did it. And they talked? I think. But they definitely laughed, very loudly (as you'll hear), and maybe even judged us a bit for the smell when they opened the door during the episode and yelled at us, but it sounded like a good time. 

And honestly, Bart and James were good guests to our house, so I assume they were also excellent guests to Ross' first podcast, so, I mean, you should probably listen and then tell me what you think so that I know if I should invite all these people back to my house or not.