Things are getting a little spicy (and weirdly sweet?) in the Trader Hoes’ fort this week. The Hoes sample not five, not six but seven different jarred Trader Joe’s salsas because that’s the kind of dedication they bring to the show. Also, Evie is indecisive and easily swayed by the demo station. But it’s mostly dedication, promise! 

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-Organic Blue Corn Tortilla Chips
-Restaurant Style White Corn Tortilla Chips
-Organic Thick & Chunky Salsa
-Island Salsa
-Salsa Autentica
-Harissa Salsa
-Pepita Salsa
-Spicy, Smoky, Peach Salsa
-Cowboy Caviar

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The Hoes put their hands in Trader Joe’s cookie jar and come out with mixed reviews. Plus, Katie puts her tastebuds on the line by offering listeners an Instagram challenge. 

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Half Moon Cookies

Vegan Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate Brownie & Vanilla Créme Cookies

Gluten Free Oat Cranberry Flax Seed Cookies

Neapolitan Joe-Joe’s

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Finally, The Hoes may have met their cheesy match: Trader Joe’s frozen mac & cheese. They sample a spectrum of cheesy choices and find out which is the cream of the crop. Also, what happened to the Hatch Chile Mac & Cheese???

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-Les Portes de Bordeaux Bordeaux
-Reduced-Guilt Mac & Cheese
-Gluten Free Mac & Cheese
-Joe’s Diner Mac ‘N Cheese
-Pepperoni Pizza Mac & Cheese Bowl
-Hatch Chile Mac & Cheese

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The Hoes try to lift their spirits with some bubbly treats this week, but they aren't the only things full of hot air. Find out if these airy selections stand up or fall flat. Plus, why is kombucha so difficult to open??? 

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-Seeds & Grains Crispbread Norwegian Crackers
-Unexpected Cheddar Cheese 
-Banana Date Nut Bread Crisps
-Secco A Bubbly Taste of Cranberry
-Secco Grapefruit Pompelini
-French Market Sparkling Lemonade
-Sparkling Coconut Water with Yuzu
-Organic Green Kombucha

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The Hoes take on the most important (frozen) meal of the day and try five different breakfast items from Trader Joe’s freezer section. Plus, hear from the person who inspired the episode when the Hoes do their very first on-air taste test. Things are getting toasty, people!

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Mixed Mushroom and Spinach Quiche
Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese Flaky Croissant Dough Squares
Organic Silver Dollar Pancakes
Naturally Flavored Blueberry Waffles
Hashbrowns 

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After popular demand, the Hoes are hitting Trader Joe's freezer section for some Indian fare. It's an episode full of familiar favorites, new flavors and, unfortunately for Evie, a fruit she hopes to never encounter again. 

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Seltzer Water Flavored with Lemon and Ginger Juice
Indian Fare | Yellow Tadka Dal
Butter Chicken with Basmati Rice
Palak Paneer
Mango Ginger Chutney
Vegetable Biryani with Vegetable Dumplings
Aloo Chaat Kati Pouches
Tandori Naan

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The Hoes have themselves a little tea party with Trader Joe’s shortcake biscuits, several mugs of kettle brews and their own terrible British accents! Not on the menu but always on the table: Trader Joe's top-notch flower selection.

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Shortcake Biscuits
Imported English Authentic Lemon Curd
Mango Flavored Green Tea
Spicy Chai Latte Mix
Organic Ginger Turmeric Herbal Tea
Organic Early Grey Tea
Organic Herbal Supplement Tea 
Red Refresh Herbal Tea

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The Hoes lather up some rich reviews of Trader Joe’s hair, body and face products. Plus, they welcome their very first Guest Hoest, Potterless’ Mike Schubert!

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Wish Flower Sparkling Rosé
Rich Hydrating Face Sheet Mask
Face Wash with Tea Tree Oil
Enrich Moisturizing Face Cream
Rose Oil Ultra Moisturizing Hand Cream
Oatmeal Exfoliant Bar
Shea Butter & Coconut Oil Hair Mask
Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo and Conditioner

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The Hoes got some snackin’ to do, and they’re getting salty with the choices this week. Plus, it’s time we learning a little embarrassing something about Evie for a change.

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-Sour Strawberry Ale
-Corn, Pea, Bean & Quinoa Crisps
-Crispy Crunchy Mochi Rice Nuggets
-Chicago Style Popcorn
-Bamba Peanut Snacks
-Ghost Pepper Potato Chips
-Spicy Cheese Crunchies

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This week, the Hoes revisit the '90s for some unknown reason while sampling Trader Joe's chocolate confections, referencing Harry Potter a ton and learning another horrifying tale of Katie eating something she shouldn't have. 

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-Roustabout Meritage

-Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar

-Milk Chocolate Covered Peanut Butter Pretzels 

-Ruby Cacao Wafers

-Chocolate Covered Wafer Cookies 

-Dark Chocolate Covered Marshmallows

-Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

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