It's Trader Hoes 10th episode, and to celebrate, the Hoes each share five of their favorite TJ's items. Also, #BathtubSpanakopita and #Puffs. 

In the cart:
-Château de Seguin Cuvée Prestige Bordeaux Supérieur
-Sweet Chile Sauce
-Spanakopita
-Hatch Valley Salsa
-Creamy Toscano Cheese Soaked in Syrah
-Raisin Rosemary Crisps
-Spicy Jalapeno Chicken Sausage
-Pork Gyoza Potstickers
-Fig & Olive Crisps
-World's Puffiest White Cheddar Corn Puffs
-Soft Strawberry Licorice Twists

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The Hoes dip into a few new and recommended varieties of hummus, and they will never be same. WARNING: This episode contains a brief but poignant discussion of snot. Thank you, not thank you.  

In the cart:
-Pontificis wine
-Multigrain Pita Bite Crackers
-Cucumber
-Tomato Basil Hummus
-Organic Buffalo Style Hummus
-Roasted Garlic Hummus
-Organic Spicy Avocado Hummus

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This week, the Hoes take on the most important meal of the day and investigate a ghastly Trader Joe's crime. Just kidding, but these Hoes can dream they're Sarah Koenig, right?

In the cart:
-Joe Medium Roast Coffee
-Crunchy Maple Ladders
-Neapolitan Puffs
-Crunchy Cinnamon Squares
-Strawberry Yogurt O's
-Gumshoeing

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The Hoes asked what they should try Everything but the Bagel seasoning on, and the people answered. From avocados to dessert, the Hoes discover if this cult favorite can really go on everything. 

In the cart: 
-Everything but the Bagel Sesame Seasoning Blend
-Henry Hotspur's Hard Pressed for Rosé Cider
-Espolon Blanco Tequila
-Trader Joe's Egg Salad
-Avocado
-Crunchy No Stir Peanut Butter Spread
-Birthday Cake Popcorn
-Puff Dogs
-Chocolate Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert Made With Coconut Milk

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The Hoes cook for the first time and review Trader Joe's frozen gnocchi selections, March Madness style. Also, Katie has never actually tried shrimp. 

In the cart: 
-Gnocchi al Gorgonzola
-Cauliflower Gnocchi
-Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Butter and Sage
-Gnocchi Alla Sorrentina (Definitely not Fiorentina) 
-La Granja 360 Cariñena Tempranillo/Garnacha

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It's almost Valentine's Day, so the Hoes sample the heartfelt treats Trader Joe is offering. Spoiler alert: Love is not in the air. 

In the cart: 
-Dark Chocolate Mini Heart Cookies
-Gummy X's & O's
-Gluten Free Chocolate Cupcakes with Buttercream Frosting
-Belgian Chocolate Hearts
-For the Love of Chocolate Mousse Cake
-La Ferme Julien Rosé

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The Hoes dive into a variety of Trader Joe's dips with varied results and establish that Evie would definitely fall prey to a serial killer. 

In the cart: 
Bite Size Everything Crackers
Social Snackers
Beet and Roasted Garlic Dip
Organic Creamy Cashew Fiesta Dip
Avocado Tzatziki Dip
Sweet Old Lady Wine

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This week, the Hoes almost got into a fight in the wine section and sample a variety of one of their favorite lunch items, burritos. 

In the cart: 
Black Bean and Jack Cheese Burrito
Carnitas with Salsa Verde Burrito
Pollo Asada Burrito
Super Burrito!

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The Hoes are onto their second episode and they feature some ~fancy~ wine and cheese, but give them some slack! Yes, that's some background audio. Yes, they're learning. Yes, their pinkies were up this entire episode. 

In the cart:
Sweet Potato Tortilla Chips
Slightly Stale Multigrain Pita Bite Crackers
Fig Goat Cheese Log
Cambozola Blue Cheese
Satis Dei Syrah-Garnacha Wine 
Moon X Pinot Noir Wine 

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In their inaugural episode, the Hoes get in the holiday spirit with seasonal snacks new and old.

In the cart:
Peppermint Bark Popcorn
Sugar Glazed Lebkuchen Cookies
Organic Cranberry Spiced Apple Kombucha
Salty Honey Toffee Milk Chocolate Crackers
Dark Chocolate Covered Peppermint Joe Joe's

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