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Jeremiah finally did it. He went and got stabbed (professionally) and passed out while getting his vasectomy. Steebee gets a first hand look at the damage, Jeremiah learns Steve is growing out of one of his worst habits, Steve shares his new fart segment and gets taken for a ride in Jeremiah's Bingo Challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Sponsored by: MANSCAPED Support the show & get 20% off & free shipping with code SCISSORBROS at https://www.manscaped.com Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 00:31 Play Along Challenge Rules 05:03 Discussing Last Week 09:30 New Fart Endeavor 13:51 Tales from the Trip 20:56 Vasectomy Aftermath 34:09 Sesame Street Scissors 38:22 Papa Steebee 44:01 Steebee's Growing Up 46:03 Song "The Collector" 51:20 Steve Realizes 58:10 BINGO 1:01:10 The Prize 1:04:30 Gerald's Thoughts

This week we welcome back Loopy Watkins as Jeremiah deals with a newborn, Steve finds a solution to his neck fat, our editor is in the studio, Jeremiah preps for his big surgery and Steve fears death after taking on this week's challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 01:51 Scissor Family 05:15 Edgy Steve 07:07 Violent D 11:19 Do You Smoke? 18:23 B-Real the Stripper 26:05 Steebee's Special 28:50 Vasectomy Time 31:34 Song "Nope." 37:40 Neck Drama 42:30 The Hardest Job 46:54 Movies and TV 50:42 The Challenge 1:02:56 Gerald's Thoughts

Ryan Long joins us today to talk about aliens, submarines and parades. Jeremiah pitches sketch ideas, Steve talks about ethnicals, Ryan Long hits us with some serious questions, we all talk about Tom DeLonge (again) and someone gets slapped in the face. Ryan Long: https://www.instagram.com/ryanlongcomedy The Boyscast: https://www.youtube.com/theboyscast OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Sponsored by: Get an extra 15% off @conzuri with the code SCISSORBROS at https://www.conzuri.com. That's a total of 45% off your order! #ConzuriPod Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 02:05 Conjoined Twins 05:29 New Comedy Style 10:46 Steve Asks About His... 12:58 Wedding Crashers 17:31 NY vs LA 21:27 On the Fence 24:46 KKHeyyyy 30:45 Fart in a Jar 36:25 Gerald on Submarines 45:51 Morello or DeLonge? 49:28 Song "Tom" 58:10 The Challenge 1:06:16 The Punishment 1:07:15 Gerald's Thoughts

Jeremiah finally had his second child! We'll be meeting him soon but this week Jeremiah shares about the time he got lucky with a pair of demons, Steve steals some jerky, we get some more disrespect from the Bad Friends camp, Steve shares his nutritious diet secrets and someone is getting branded with a scalding Hot Pocket. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 01:53 Jeremiah's a Dad x2 07:51 Steve's Longest Passenger 11:27 Chaperone for Steve 15:00 Song "Fly Away" 20:11 Package Time 24:30 Bad Friends Spit On Us 31:56 Book Signing 36:10 Jeremiah Gets Lucky 42:42 Jerky Time 47:20 Fan Art 48:53 Hot Pocket Challenge 55:56 The Punishment 59:32 Gerald's Thoughts

Harland Williams joins us for some incredible back and forth and tales of his time as a Giraffe hunter. Steve learns what Meatloaf won't do, Jeremiah shares the story of how Harland saved his life, Harland explains how he lost his hand and we are all challenged on our mastery of surface tension. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 01:24 Harland vs Gerald 07:51 Harland vs Terrence 10:04 Origin Story 13:21 All-Night Bender 17:41 Spread Eagle 21:38 Ghost Story 24:59 Stuffed Animals 28:58 Scissor Time 32:07 Giraffe Injury 39:38 Song "Helping Hand" 42:27 Real Feet? 45:56 Hollywood Guy 56:38 The Challenge 1:10:58 The Punishment 1:14:02 Gerald's Thoughts

Ian Fidance makes his GLORYous return to Scissor Bros to once again toy with Steve's emotions. Jeremiah and Ian write some standup material for Steve, Ian talks his relationship with Dave Attell, Steve loves Buffalo Bill and we all do an electrifying game of guess what's in the hole. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 04:22 The Cigarette Game 09:06 Steebee Standup 10:53 Deal with The Devil 13:59 NY Steve 18:53 NY vs LA 20:35 Dave Attell 24:09 Standup Intro for Steve 26:01 Gun Safety 31:08 Song "Jeremiah's Hemi" 37:04 Ian and Gerald 41:45 Scissor Bros Ministry 46:06 Bein' Ian with Jordan 48:01 Skydiving 51:37 The Challenge 1:05:00 The Punishment 1:08:41 Gerald's Thoughts

This one goes out to the Scissor Siblings that missed the old school vibe to the challenges. Jeremiah talks about how he's scared of ghosts, Steebee comes with the hypotheticals, panic attack experiences are shared and we do the Honey Nut Cheerios challenge. You can guess where the nuts come in. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 03:48 Opening Song "Every Single Time" 08:17 Sisu 10:32 Audition Prep 13:04 Hypotheticals 19:54 Return of the Puppet Show 27:20 Cold Turkey 31:59 Second Guessing Art 34:33 Panic Attack Stories 42:15 How Would You Die? 46:15 Demon Hitchhiker 48:24 Jeremiah is a Scaredy Cat 56:40 The Challenge 1:07:10 The Punishment 1:09:34 Gerald's Thoughts

Steebee has come to the conclusion that he has a fat neck and needs some help. Jeremiah is prepping for his life to completely change. We talk about a couple of new horror movies and Steebee shares tale of his near-death experience. Oh and the guys have a hard time eating ice cubes in the challenge. OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 00:51 Fat Neck 03:46 Haircut Feedback 06:33 Tattoo and Near-Death Experience 17:03 Evil Dead Rise 21:38 Kid #2 26:47 Kansas City Palatte 29:36 Song "Neck Ring" 34:49 The Pope's Exorcist 38:45 Ghost Hunting & Tom Delonge 45:19 Scissor Bros Pickle 48:08 Crashing Bad Friends 52:39 The Challenge 1:02:20 The Punishment 1:05:10 Gerald's Thoughts

Katie Thurston is here to share a bit about her path to standup and some history of her time on The Bachelorette. Steebee asks some pressing questions that apply to his life, Jeremiah gets chastised for asking about comedy and Katie plays an old fashioned blind dating game. FOLLOW KATIE: https://www.instagram.com/thekatiethurston BONUS EPS ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros MERCH: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it!

Mother's Day is here and Jeremiah's mom is here to get herself a Korean treat. Steebee tries his best to defend himself against becoming a grandpa, Jeremiah shares Steve's search history on The Hub, Mom shares some childhood dating stories and we play a classic game of lasertag. Will Steve finally make his move? OUR PATREON IS LIVE: https://www.patreon.com/scissorbros NEW MERCH IS HERE!: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros CLIPS CHANNEL!: https://www.youtube.com/scissorbrosclips FOLLOW us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scissor_bros FOLLOW us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scissorbros P.O. BOX JEREMIAH WATKINS/SB P.O. BOX # 78375 LOS ANGELES, CA 90016 New episodes every Friday on this channel. Subscribe! Producer: Ryan Armendariz (https://www.instagram.com/_peril) Editing/Graphics: Jordan Blauvelt (https://instagram.com/limitbreaklife) Intro: Ryan Strauss (https://www.instagram.com/anotherstrauss) Challenge Footage: Chris McMillan (https://www.instagram.com/chris_4933) Thank you to @dabberjones @thebuddysystemshow @yoitzmini @blackgreg @kidwelljeremiah for getting Scissor Bros tattoos and sending them into the show!! And a huge thanks to the team of artists that helped make this episode possible! Follow them: @papiotoon @drawnfromthemind @detectivedesigns Thank you to all of the Scissor Brothers and Scissor Sisters who submitted music, art, suggestions & more to: [email protected] We read all of the mail and try to respond to as many of you as possible, we are super grateful! Please keep sending us your wonderful contributions to the show, and we'll do our best to feature it! 00:00 Teasers 01:21 Steve Gives a Gift 05:16 Opening Song "Grandfather Lee" 10:07 Puberty Calendar 14:21 Jeremiah's Dating & Dancing 26:28 Cheerleader 33:51 Work Ethic & Visiting KC 36:57 Steve's Search History 42:14 Life Analogy 44:43 New Hair 49:10 Laser Tag Challenge 1:08:47 The Punishment 1:15:23 Gerald's Thoughts