The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 1 is dunzo, and we're honouring its ending with a very special podcast episode featuring comedians Alessandra Vite and Erica Gellert. 

The Salt Lake City Season 1 Extravaganza Retrospective™ has it all: a recap of the reunion finale, a Mary Cosby psychoanalysis, a heated discussion about the stigma of smell, a trivia quiz hosted by Emily (around 41:20 if you'd like to play along and easily trounce our contestants), Marshall's Housewives-themed Never Have I Ever, and lots of chaos and laughter. Thanks for listening fellow Housewives lovers! 

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He's here... he's hung... he's... BOLO. Finally! We passionately discuss the much anticipated Atlanta sex party episode and the latest Jersey. For Salt Lake City coverage check back late Friday for our Reunion Part III/Season 1 retrospective/trivia extravaganza episode with guest comedians Erica Gellert and Alessandra Vite.

But back to Atlanta. It's allll about Bolo. And Bolo's penis. And Bolo's talents. And "Yes Mistress." And those Basic Instinct confessionals. And Kenya's machinations, which Marshall refers to as "devastating." Let the nieces fuck Bolo in peace, Auntie K! No one likes a slut-shaming sex narc.

Meanwhile, up New Jersey-way, Teresa Giudice continues to be a stupid person, Dolores might be in a throuple, and we learn more about the enigma that is Jennifer Aydin. Did this ep reach the glorious highs of last week's knockout fight? No. Were we entertained? Yes. We were.

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Emily and Marshall are back for the second new Trash Box of the week. And boy oh boy, are we excited to discuss both the New Jersey premiere and Salt Lake City reunion. These eps were brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, etc. etc. etc. Makin' Dallas look like an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

We immediately dive into New Jersey and catch up on what the ladies have been doing during the pandemic. Hmmm, mostly plastic surgery, by the looks of it. Then Teresa kicks things into high gear by immediately spreading a rumour that Jackie's husband is cheating on her at the gym. Just how dumb is Tre? Just how smart is Jackie? Who does one stan? Spoiler alert: GOLDSCHNEIDER 4 LYFE. 

Over on Salt Lake it's Whitney/Heather, bad weather, tornado spin the truth, destroy *slam poetry snaps all around* This ep is one for the books: Mary's finally confronted about her cult/racism, Lisa and Heather are at each other's throats, and Meredith may or may not have been replaced by a cardboard cutout. It's a Real Housewives mystery!

Next week we'll have our regular ep coverage of Atlanta/Dallas/NJ, but ALSO a very special Salt Lake City first season retrospective/trivia contest/celebration with comedians Erica Gellert and Alessandra Vite. Don't miss it!

On the first of two new Trash Box eps this week we cover the latest Atlanta and Dallas. Tune in Friday morn for  our New Jersey and Salt Lake City coverage.

So! On this week’s Atlanta poor Kenya (the only mother to ever exist) takes bad hostessing to a brand new level. Like, even worse than Tiffany "Cricket Pizza" Moon. The ladies are sick of Kenya's bullshit, and so are we. But everything's forgiven the moment we set eyes on that spectacular PPE-clad stripper. Next week can't come soon enough! Then we take the bus to Dallas, where it's all basic bitch hijinks, eavesdropping, and Kary vs. D'Andra. Also, Emily somehow thinks Chris Cornell is the guy from Creed.

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Time to analyze/judge/yack/laugh about this week in Housewives. We finally figured out why there was no new Atlanta this week; the SUPERBOWL! Who said this wasn't an investigative detective-type podcast?

On Part One of the Salt Lake City reunion, the ladies have gathered to dig up year-old beefs, present Andy with poorly photocopied printouts, and one-up each other's traumas. Winner: Heather. Loser: Lisa. Confused: Mary. Then it's over to the latest Dallas ep, which left a bad taste in both Marshall and Emily's mouths. Even worse than the secret cricket pizza. We discuss Brandi's sensitive stomach, how Kam keeps blowing her "gay icon" potential, and the etiquette (sigh) behind Tiffany's hostess text and that "no shoes in the house" rule.

Next week Atlanta returns (thank Satan [Kenya]), plus Dallas Goes To Austin, then Part Deux of the SLC reunion, and... holy shit; New Jersey premieres Wednesday night?! GOLDEN 👏 AGE 👏 OF 👏 TELEVISION 👏

Sigh. These women. God bless these wonderful, wealthy, weirdo narcissists and all their bullshit. On Atlanta the Charleston trip finally kicks things into high gear. Fuck Auntie Kenya's organized fun, the Nieces just wanna drink and dance! Meanwhile, LaToya buys a wig and Drew autographs a headshot. Shady golf claps all around. Over on the finale of Salt Lake, we demand skeletons be released from closets (looking at you, everybody but Heather), and discuss Mary's actually scary cult. Then we get to Dallas, where the ladies got drunk, messy, and mean. But the real question is... who is the real Kary? And who is the real D'Andra? And, of course, who is the real Dr. Tiffany? JK, we know who she is: a STAAAAR. And a Sun. And a Moon.

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Aaaand we're back! A day late and many dollars and brain cells short. On this week's episode, an exhausted Emily and sun-kissed Marshall discuss the latest offerings out of Salt Lake, Atlanta, and Dallas.

On SLC, the ladies take Vegas. And by "take Vegas" we mean they get raged at by Jen Shah and meet an immediately iconic hypnotist named Kimberly Friedmutter. Kimberly skips the hypnotism and instead opts for calling Jen on all her bullshit! A star is born. On Atlanta, bullshit artist Kenya and new girl LaToya join forces and vow to create chaos and do evils. Hmmm, how many episodes 'til the threesome? Finally, Dallas takes a tumble with the first meh episode of the season. On the plus side, in a Danielle Staub-style twist, we did learn D'Andra was engaged thirteen times. Mazel?

Marshall and Emily meld their minds once again (a la the two-headed monster that is Meredith/Lisa) to bring you a brand new episode of Trash Box! This week it's our usual fare: Dallas, then Salt Lake, then Atlanta.

On Dallas, Kam reminds us who she is (a stupid idiot), and our two-episode-long Kam-standom screeches to a halt. Meanwhile, Marshall can't stop ogling the topless bartenders (and...Travis Hollman?), Brandi gets points for prop comedy, and Kary, 50, gets violently hosed down by champagne. On Salt Lake City, it's more of Jen's anger issues, Mary's Grey Gardens confessionals, and Heather being awesome. And yay, Las Vegas! Finally, it's a meh episode of Atlanta that exists only to sets up what we've all been waiting for: the cast trip! Get your PPE ready, y'all, we're having a threesome in Charleston!

Ahhhh. Velcome back. Vee are indeeeed living in zee golden age of television. This week we start by watching the New Jersey trailer. Together. During the podcast recording. It's a mess, and the only real takeaway is that Dolores Catania is a Trump supporter and we're in for a wild season.

Then it's time to check in with our lovely Georgia peaches on Atlanta. Kenya's concocted the weirdest surprise cover-up story ever and convinced Cynthia that she's meeting President Elect Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Todd is absolutely flummoxed by cheesecake. We head further south (errr, then West) to Dallas, where Kam continues to serve up weekly comedy gold, Tiffany serves up chicken feet, and Kary serves up annoying. Finally, Salt Lake City: Meredith and Lisa can hardly see the other women on their high, high horses. Mary can't leave her house cuz all her doors have been blocked by clothes. And Jen's anger issues are getting even more disturbing. And more entertaining. I WILL DROWN YOU, BITCH!!

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Hello, hello, hello! Trash Box is proud to present 51 minutes of fluff you can use to briefly escape from the sick, sad world. Sigh. In this ep we discuss the latest Salt Lake and Atlanta. If you're looking for the Dallas premiere, check out Episode 11.