Devin and Carolina discuss the best surprise to hit our Netflix algorithms since Selling OC - Love is Blind without the Lacheys! The men cosplay as friends, the women team up against Shaina but also invite her to hang out, Kyle and Deepti go on an awkward Hinge Date, Jarette and Lyanna prove love is not enough, and then…. A villain is born. And her name? Is Jessi. with an I. 

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Devin and Carolina have been through a lot but nothing could compare to the agony of watching the approximately 18 hour long finale of the Bachelorette in which they were forced to watch Rachel be humiliated by hologram clone host Jesse, intercut with footage of her trying to humiliate Tino, in response to him humiliating her by cheating, all while her parents watched. Thank god there was some lighthearted Gabby footage in there too, but sadly her new fiancé has a 90% chance of making her life worse. Plus - the new bachelor announcement that proves how desperate ABC is, a quick Segway into the Adam Levine cheating drama and finally a much deserved tribute to Tiffany “New York” Pollard. 

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Devin and Carolina discuss Oosten Botler (Austin Butler) and Devin demands a public apology from Tom Hanks for his performance in ELVIS. Carolina talks selling gifts from exes, and Devin revisits an old season from the Bachelor, just to remember how much more female contestants gave the audience. Then the women talk the newest episode of THE BACHELORETTE. Why are we idolizing big fathers and calling them names such as “Big Tony”? Why is Gabby yelling at the producers as if they’re her parents? Why is the host telling us it’s the most dramatic episode EVER? We’ve literally seen housewives wearing diapers. C’mon. 

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Devin confronts Carolina about her listening skills and Carolina describes her venture into non-LA dating apps (men with more mechanical skills than political views). Then, a Southern Charm update and finally - BACHELORETTE FANTASY SUITES! Sexual innuendo abounds as Gabby and Rachel try to talk about whether they’re going to have sex with three men without actually talking about having sex with three men! Johnny tries to talk in movie quotes to sound smart, Tino tries to avoid talking at all, and Jason completely forgot where he was after a few days alone in a hotel room. Unfortunately, both women fall victim to the hormones that turn red flags green - and Carolina is forced to formally rescind her application for The Bachelor.

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Devin and Carolina catch up on shocking news in the aftermath of J.Lo’s weddings: Ben is actually really good at Spanish. Then they hang out with Vanessa Gonzalez and talk meeting on Ok Cupid (you kids don’t even know), finding someone who texts you and how to handle long distance when you’re TOURING THE WORLD.

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Devin and Carolina could not be more excited to have finally reached BACHELORETTE HOMETOWNS. What would you do if you came to your new boyfriend’s family home, and his dad asked you to “have a quick talk”? Is it possibly to be boring AND from New Orleans? Is Tino hot and is Jason’s Dad single? These questions and more are discussed in response to this episode about the most forgetful men in America, and how they refuse to propose to an incredibly hot ICU nurse. Plus the trauma of public dancing, moms crying at the mere sight of their hot sons, and the guys who will make you happy vs. the guys you choose (Tino).

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Devin and Carolina discuss this week’s emotional episode of The Bachelorette in which two women decide whether they are ready and willing to meet the families of a bunch of men who don’t understand what the big deal is. Devin warns against the fallacy of a man who handles a breakup well, Carolina explains her attraction to Tino, and they both marvel at Rachel’s alarming inability to plan a good date. Plus, do vibrators ruin sex? What do men mean when they say they worked on themselves? And what, for the millionth time, is the name of the new Chris Harrison? These questions and more are explored, but not quite answered, in this week's episode. 

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Devin updates Carolina on some interesting dating app pickup lines and then the ladies exchange some high brow, mid brow and low brow recommendations from “cooking” sites to Snooki’s prime, to TLC’s overbearing mother subgenre. Finally, Devin and Carolina get to dive back into what actually seems to be the most dramatic Bachelorette season yet! It’s basically Dunkirk with girls - Logan’s confession, Johnny’s depression and of course, the fish slaps. 

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Devin and Carolina discuss the first four episodes of the new season of The Bachelorette and why it should be subtitled “Because of Trauma”. They talk about Rachel’s absolute terror surrounding love, the nightmare cruise ship, not being able to remember the new host’s name, whether silence is a green flag or a red flag in men, why Rachel gets all the worst dates including smelling men’s armpits and why all of these men feel the need to insult Gabby. Plus - men talking about therapy as a kink, ABC trying to inflict the patriarchy on two girls who just wanna be friends, why Gabby is a comedian and a national hero and of course… the dog book heard round the world. Oh, and Carolina perfects her Gabby impression while Devin puts out a PSA to get in touch with her betrothed Meatball. 

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