The Olympics is a major international multi-sport event featuring summer and winter sports competitions. Thousands of athletes from around the world participate, representing their countries in various disciplines. The Games are held every four years, alternating between the Summer and Winter Olympics. The modern Olympics were inspired by the ancient Olympic Games of Greece and were revived in 1896. The event promotes global unity, athletic excellence, and fair play.

The same goes for the world of podcasts. Every four years all of the shows gather together and present their best episode to compete against one another and prove who is the best. While the world watched the Olympics unfold on national televison, the Podcast Olympics was happening right here. It was a close competition but one show pulled out ahead and was definitively recognized as the best of the best. This is that show, this is that episode. Its gold medal time Turtle Warriors. Get ready to listen to the best episode of the best podcast as defined by the competition to end all competitions. This is our acceptance speech. This is our gold medal. This is our Olympics Episode.

In the last episode we introduced a concept of pure horror,

It’s the Fridgening.

In the darkest corners of the universe, where the stars flicker with an eerie glow, dwell the beings that defy all comprehension - the aliens. With their twisted forms and otherworldly visages, they instill a primal terror in the hearts of those who dare to glimpse their presence. Their skin, a sickly hue of pale green, seems to pulsate with an otherworldly energy, as if it contains the secrets of a thousand forgotten galaxies. Their eyes, void of any familiar emotion, glow with an ethereal light, piercing through the darkness with an unnerving intensity. Their elongated limbs bend and contort in ways that defy the laws of nature, moving with an unsettling grace that hints at their unearthly origins. And their voices, when they choose to communicate, reverberate with a chilling resonance, sending shivers down the spines of all who hear it. These alien beings, with their inscrutable motives and unfathomable intellect, lurk in the shadows, reminding us that in the vast expanse of the cosmos, we are but insignificant specks at the mercy of the unknown.

-Its our Aliens Episode

CNN, Fox News, Google News, Apple News anywhere you get your information from is officially hot garbage. We are here to tell you that when you need information on what's going on in the world there is only one place to go, The Turtle War Podcast. Whether it's local news or international catastrophes we have everything you need right here. Come join us as we update you on the world and what is happening. It's time to get up to speed on everything you've been missing, It's our Current Events episode, part 2.

In this episode of the Turtle War Podcast, we dive into the history and traditions of April Fools' Day. We discuss the origins of the holiday, various pranks played around the world, and how it has evolved over time. We share our favorite April Fools' Day pranks, both successful and failed, and recount some of the most famous pranks in history. So Turtle Warriors, get ready for lots of laughs and great conversation as we discuss one of our favorite Holidays.

Its the April Fools Episode.

The year was 1976. Jimmy Carter defeated

Also, in 1971 McDonald’s released the

So, get comfortable, stretch out,

It’s the Stretch Burglar Episode.

In this episode, we dive into the tumultuous seas of current events, exploring the latest developments and controversies shaping our world. From the global stage to local communities, we navigate through the waves of news, offering insights, analysis, and perhaps a few surprises along the way.

Join us as we embark on a journey through the headlines, examining the stories that matter most and the impact they have on our lives. From politics to technology, culture to environment, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to unravel the complexities of the present moment.

Its the Current Events Episode.

Oh no Turtle Warriors, we are in trouble. We just woke up in a warehouse tied to a bomb with nothing to use to escape except a rubber band, a paper clip and an old candy wrapper. Is this a nightmare?! No this is a MacGyver. Not sure what that means? Well you are in luck because whether you are a die hard fan from 85 or just heard that term for the first time in your life, it doesn’t matter, you are about to fall in love with one of the smartest, coolest, most handsome characters Television has ever given us. It’s time to get serious, it’s time for the MacGyver Episode.

Have you ever

Well Turtle

Turtle Warriors get ready, this is a big one! This episode we sit down with some special guests and review 2023. That is a huge deal for us hear at the Turtle War Podcast, but an equally, maybe even huger deal is that this is our 50th episode!!! We are so excited to have made it this far and can't wait to pump out 50 more. So get comfortable and get pumped as we relive some of the best moments from the last year! Its our 50th episode.