Turtle War

Turtle War

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  • EP039 Greaser Greg

    Hey Turtle Warriors the time has finally come. 31 episodes

    ago we all visited the controversially popular “Garbage Pail Kids the Movie.” And
    whether you like the movie or love it we had a great time talking about it and
    most importantly it gave us a topic that has become a staple of the Turtle War
    Universe, Greaser Greg! Here at the podcast have gotten in the habit of talking
    about him so much on a regular basis that we decided it was time he got an
    episode of his own. So, steal yourself some snacks and crank up the volume
    while we carve out an IOU on one the most underrated characters in Movie
    history. It’s the Greaser Greg episode.

    47 min
  • EP038 Spider-Man – Into the Turtleverse!

    Spider-man Across the Spiderverse is one of the biggest

    movies in theaters right now. Everyone is watching this movie and your boys at
    the Turtle War Podcast are no exception. Unfortunately it was too big a movie
    and we are not able to sit down and discuss it yet, our minds are still completely blown.
    But don’t worry Turtle Warriors, we are huge fans of Your Friendly Neighborhood
    Spider-Man and have been for years. So sit down and take a listen while we take
    a trip, not Across the Spiderverse, more like across the surface of the
    Spiderverse. There will still be enough Spider-Man talk to fill any fans quota. This
    is the Spider-Man episode.

    1 hr 12 min
  • EP037 Action Figures

    Dude, who needs friends when you have a pocket full of them everywhere you go! Hey Turtle Warriors this week we are talking about one of our favorite things. We collect them, we trade them, we play with them and put them on display for everyone to see. These little pieces of plastic and metal have helped us mold our brains into the amazing imagination machines they are today. Its hard to say what our childhoods would have been without them and what our shelves would look like today if we didn't keep them. So grab your favorite crew and get comfortable because we are about to get serious. Its the Action Figure Episode.

    1 hr 2 min
  • EP036 Work

    Hey Turtle Warriors, Its time to take a look at a topic no one really enjoys. WORK! Everyone has to work. If you want to survive in the world and have a little cash in your pocket you need to have a job. The real trick is having a job that you love. If you love what you do then you never really work right! But how can you find a job you love. Or how do you take something that you love doing and turn it into a money making venture without it becoming “Work” Well friends you are in the right place because we are going to answer all of these questions and more when we dive deep into the eight or nine hours a day we all spend in the rat race we call our jobs. - Its the work episode. 

    1 hr 5 min
  • EP035 Rubble Rubble 3 – Encino Grimace 2

    Well Turtle Warriors, Rubble Rubble 2 - Encino Grimace was

    such a success we had to keep the power going and jump right into the third
    installment of this groundbreaking series. Join us as we create the third installment
    of the Barney Rubble Multiverse!

    1 hr 17 min
  • EP034 Rubble Rubble 2 – Encino Grimace

    One year ago, we posted the very first episode of the Turtle

    War Podcast, “Rubble Rubble.” In that episode we created an entire multiverse
    of Barney Rubbles where Barney Rubble was the most important character. And now
    Turtle Warriors, in this episode, we are going back. This episode has been highly
    anticipated. This episode does not disappoint. This episode is everything you
    hoped it would be. This episode… is Rubble Rubble 2!

    51 min
  • EP033 Movies

    Movies. Everyone loves Movies! Whether you are talking about

    Citizen Kane or the debatably superior Garbage Pail Kids the Movie, they have
    been a source of entertainment and an escape from reality since as far back as
    1888. But what makes a movie great? What keeps us coming back time and time
    again to watch these stories unfold on the big screen? (Or these days the
    little screens, our phones). This episode, your boyz at the Turtle War Podcast
    are going to dive deep into the topic of movies and why we love them. This is
    without question the definitive discussion on the topic of movies. This episode,
    more than any other source you can find will answer every question you have
    ever had about movies and will leave you knowing more than any goon with a film
    degree from Harvard University. This… is the movie episode.

    1 hr 9 min
  • EP032 SpongeBob SquarePants

    Oooooooh who lives in a Pineapple under the sea! Hey Turtle Warriors you are in for a treat this episode. Your Boyz from the Turtle War Podcast are taking a deep dive into one of modern histories biggest cultural phenomenon’s. This week we are going to discuss how an eccentric little character and all his friends have captured our hearts and blown our minds for the last 24 years. So, if nautical nonsense be something you wish, then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! It’s the SpongeBob episode.

    1 hr 10 min
  • EP031 Time Travel

    Here we are again. Now and forever. Living this one moment over and over, cursed to relive it for the rest of eternity, stuck in a never-ending loop that never repeats itself but is always the same. What the Hell you say? EXACTLY! This week the Turtle War Podcast is tackling one of the most discussed and least understood topics in human history. That’s right Turtle Warriors, we are talking time travel. And if you think you are an expert on the subject because you have seen T2 and you have your head wrapped around the concept then you are in for a true awakening. We are going to put this concept in a new light that will literally blow your mind! So, get ready to question everything you thought you knew about this impossibly complex and simple dream. It’s the Time Travel Episode.

    1 hr 10 min
  • EP030 Kevin Smith!!!

    OK Turtle Warriors this is a big one! If you grew up in the 90's or the 2000's, or if you've been a fan of Pop Culture over the last 28 years, or, we feel comfortable saying that if you've been alive in the modern world during the last 28 years then you have heard of Kevin Smith!!! In 1994 he introduced us to his cult classic "Clerks" changing the lives of a generation of movie goers and making an undeniable impact on the film making industry forever. We here at the Turtle War Podcast have been fans of his since pretty much day one. He has influenced the things we watch, the books we read, the clothes we wear and the way we talk. Kevin Smith has made movies, written novels, written comic books, directed TV shows and of course started a podcast empire with numerous shows he  continues to do on a weekly basis. "Smodcast" was the introduction to what a podcast is for us here in the studio. It went like this, "Oh, Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier have a show where they sit around and talk for an hour once a week, yes please, here is all my money, how do I listen? Oh its free! Well that's pretty much my entire bucket list crossed off then."

    We can't do justice to an icon of his level with a single episode. But what we will do is sit down and talk about one of our favorite things in life as only the Turtle War does. So please join us as we discuss one of the biggest influences in our lives, without this guy there wouldn't be a Turtle War Podcast because we probably wouldn't even know what a Podcast is. We are really excited guys... It's the Kevin Smith Episode.

    1 hr 3 min

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