Turtle War

By Turtle Wars

Every week we like to sit down and discuss a new amazing topic!... more

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How many episodes does Turtle War have?

The podcast currently has 70 episodes available.

Turtle War episodes:

December 17, 2023 EP49 Christmas Special 2023
Tis the season for joy, laughter, and a sprinkle of holiday magic. In this special
Christmas episode, we're unwrapping stories that warm the heart, exploring
festive traditions, and maybe even decoding the secret language of Santa's
elves. So, grab a cup of cheer, cozy up by the fire, and let's unwrap the
festive fun together.
It's the Christmas Episode.
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1h 33min
December 01, 2023 EP48 Action Movies
Some people watch movies for the comedy. Some people watch
them for drama, or the romance. Those people are the worst. At the Turtle War Podcast
we watch movies for kicks, punches and car chases! If it doesn’t get our blood
pumping you can throw it in the trash! We need heart pounding fist pumping eye popping
screen time and after this episode you will agree. So get up and get psyched
because you are about to have your mind blown, it’s the action movie episode.
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1h 11min
November 18, 2023 EP47 Technology

It all started with Cavemen and their stone tools. Now we
have video phones and robots that can do anything. Some of it is fun, some of
it is terrifying, all of it is amazing. Without it we wouldn’t be able to bring
this mind-blowing episode directly into your ears. Hold onto your butts Turtle
Warriors, it’s our technology episode.

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1h 3min
October 27, 2023 EP46 The Future
Life is moving forward Turtle Warriors. Time is an uncontrollable
force that destroys everything. There is one place we are all going, no one can
avoid it, no one can predict it, and we all must face it. This is our Future
Episode.
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1h 6min
October 13, 2023 EP45 Halloween 13
Ch ch ch… ah ah ah!
Ch ch ch… ah ah ah!
Listen up Camp Counselors, you better stop smooching when
you should be working or Jason Voorhees is going to bust through wall Kool Aid
Man style and chop your heads off!
Its that spooky time of the year again when we all dress up as
Demons and Monsters to trick the real ones into thinking we are one of them, and
maybe grab a little candy in the process. Not only that but it’s Friday the
Thirteenth! Double Whammy! So, turn on all the lights, get under the blankets
and make sure you took your heart pills today because we are about to have a
very scary conversation. It’s our Halloween episode.
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1h 6min
October 03, 2023 EP44 Multiple Choice
Sometimes in life you get asked a question that is hard to
answer. In some cases, almost impossible, and you find yourself wondering how
you can possibly provide the information required. Well Turtle Warriors the Gods
of quizzes and tests were kind enough to provide mankind with a way of dealing
with these impossible questions, the Multiple-Choice answer. With this method
of asking and answering questions you are no longer stuck staring into an infinite
abyss of potential answers, instead you are given a list of possible answers
and have to pick the correct one. So much easier. And you know what they say,
when in doubt, chose C. This is the Multiple-Choice Episode.
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1h 21min
September 15, 2023 EP43 Would you Rather 2
Hey Turtle Warriors! As you all know 38 episodes ago we sat down and for a classic "Would you Rather" conversations that everyone loves. In true Turtle War Style we were able to create a series of perfect "would you rather" scenarios and thus The Turtle War Podcast, Episode 5, became the definitive "would you rather" of all time, no one would ever top it. Or so we thought.
Please join us as we blow that junk out of the water and blow your minds out of your head! It's our second would you rather episode.
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1h 17min
August 26, 2023 EP42 Willy Wonka finds the real Golden Ticket and takes a tour of the Turtle War Podcast!
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
- It’s the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Episode!
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1h 29min
July 28, 2023 EP41 The Season 3 Recap!
It’s been a long and amazing road so far in this Turtle War
adventure! We have shared forty episodes with our friends around the world, AKA
Turtle Warriors, and what better way to celebrate that then by talking about it.
So, join us as we revisit and discuss our latest conversations here on the
Turtle War Podcast. In some cases, we are more successful on the revisit than
we were on the original run, but that can be for you to decide. Have fun, it’s
our Season Three Recap Episode!
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1h 44min
July 07, 2023 EP040 Urban Legends!
Whether you're a skeptic seeking to unravel the threads of folklore or a true believer ready to embrace the unexplained, The Turtle War is your gateway into a world where reality and imagination intertwine. Together, we'll navigate the labyrinthine alleys of urban legends, shedding light on the dark corners and unmasking the legends that have become entwined with our collective consciousness. It's the Urban Legends Episode.
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57min

FAQs about Turtle War:

How many episodes does Turtle War have?

The podcast currently has 70 episodes available.