Turtle War

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Turtle War episodes

  • EP49 Christmas Special 2023

    Tis the season for joy, laughter, and a sprinkle of holiday magic. In this special

    Christmas episode, we're unwrapping stories that warm the heart, exploring
    festive traditions, and maybe even decoding the secret language of Santa's
    elves. So, grab a cup of cheer, cozy up by the fire, and let's unwrap the
    festive fun together.

    It's the Christmas Episode.

    1 hr 33 min
  • EP48 Action Movies

    Some people watch movies for the comedy. Some people watch

    them for drama, or the romance. Those people are the worst. At the Turtle War Podcast
    we watch movies for kicks, punches and car chases! If it doesn’t get our blood
    pumping you can throw it in the trash! We need heart pounding fist pumping eye popping
    screen time and after this episode you will agree. So get up and get psyched
    because you are about to have your mind blown, it’s the action movie episode.

    1 hr 11 min
  • EP47 Technology


    It all started with Cavemen and their stone tools. Now we

    have video phones and robots that can do anything. Some of it is fun, some of
    it is terrifying, all of it is amazing. Without it we wouldn’t be able to bring
    this mind-blowing episode directly into your ears. Hold onto your butts Turtle
    Warriors, it’s our technology episode.


    1 hr 3 min
  • EP46 The Future

    Life is moving forward Turtle Warriors. Time is an uncontrollable

    force that destroys everything. There is one place we are all going, no one can
    avoid it, no one can predict it, and we all must face it. This is our Future
    Episode.

    1 hr 6 min
  • EP45 Halloween 13

    Ch ch ch… ah ah ah!

    Ch ch ch… ah ah ah!

    Listen up Camp Counselors, you better stop smooching when

    you should be working or Jason Voorhees is going to bust through wall Kool Aid
    Man style and chop your heads off!

    Its that spooky time of the year again when we all dress up as

    Demons and Monsters to trick the real ones into thinking we are one of them, and
    maybe grab a little candy in the process. Not only that but it’s Friday the
    Thirteenth! Double Whammy! So, turn on all the lights, get under the blankets
    and make sure you took your heart pills today because we are about to have a
    very scary conversation. It’s our Halloween episode.

    1 hr 6 min
  • EP44 Multiple Choice

    Sometimes in life you get asked a question that is hard to

    answer. In some cases, almost impossible, and you find yourself wondering how
    you can possibly provide the information required. Well Turtle Warriors the Gods
    of quizzes and tests were kind enough to provide mankind with a way of dealing
    with these impossible questions, the Multiple-Choice answer. With this method
    of asking and answering questions you are no longer stuck staring into an infinite
    abyss of potential answers, instead you are given a list of possible answers
    and have to pick the correct one. So much easier. And you know what they say,
    when in doubt, chose C. This is the Multiple-Choice Episode.

    1 hr 21 min
  • EP43 Would you Rather 2

    Hey Turtle Warriors! As you all know 38 episodes ago we sat down and for a classic "Would you Rather" conversations that everyone loves. In true Turtle War Style we were able to create a series of perfect "would you rather" scenarios and thus The Turtle War Podcast, Episode 5, became the definitive "would you rather" of all time, no one would ever top it. Or so we thought.

    Please join us as we blow that junk out of the water and blow your minds out of your head! It's our second would you rather episode.

    1 hr 17 min
  • EP42 Willy Wonka finds the real Golden Ticket and takes a tour of the Turtle War Podcast!

    There's no earthly way of knowing
    Which direction we are going
    There's no knowing where we're rowing
    Or which way the river's flowing
    Is it raining, is it snowing?
    Is a hurricane a-blowing?
    Not a speck of light is showing
    So the danger must be growing
    Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
    Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
    Yes! The danger must be growing
    For the rowers keep on rowing
    And they're certainly not showing
    Any signs that they are slowing

     - It’s the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Episode!

    1 hr 29 min
  • EP41 The Season 3 Recap!

    It’s been a long and amazing road so far in this Turtle War

    adventure! We have shared forty episodes with our friends around the world, AKA
    Turtle Warriors, and what better way to celebrate that then by talking about it.
    So, join us as we revisit and discuss our latest conversations here on the
    Turtle War Podcast. In some cases, we are more successful on the revisit than
    we were on the original run, but that can be for you to decide. Have fun, it’s
    our Season Three Recap Episode!

    1 hr 44 min
  • EP040 Urban Legends!

    Whether you're a skeptic seeking to unravel the threads of folklore or a true believer ready to embrace the unexplained, The Turtle War is your gateway into a world where reality and imagination intertwine. Together, we'll navigate the labyrinthine alleys of urban legends, shedding light on the dark corners and unmasking the legends that have become entwined with our collective consciousness. It's the Urban Legends Episode.

    57 min

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