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ITS 20 FREAKING 23!!! A brand-new year. What happened to 2022? It seems like it just flew by. But don’t worry Turtle Warriors, you are asking what happened to 2022 and your boyz at the Turtle War Podcast are here to tell you! Come join us as we run through one of the most exciting years in our planets history. Be prepared to laugh, be prepared to cry, be prepared to have your mind literally blown out of your brain as we drive you down memory lane with the windows down and AC cranked. Its our Year in Review.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, The Turtle War Christmas Special!!! And for the next eleven days, you guessed it, they gave me The Turtle War Christmas Special each day!!! That’s how I know its true love.

This is it crew, if you are not in the Christmas spirit yet you about to be.

The Boys at the Turtle War Podcast hit it hard and go out of their way to make this holiday season one of the most magical ever. So grab some hot chocolate and snuggle up with the family under the tree… Its the Christmas Episode.

Hey Turtle War friends, we have been getting a lot of complaints on how we do not talk about WrestleMania enough! Well your voices have been heard and to make things right your Boyz at the Turtle War Podcast have teamed up with Dem Boyz at the All The WrestleManias podcast to bring you the first of many crossover extravaganzas!

Get ready to have your minds blown, it’s all the WrestleManias!!!

"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die"

Wrong as always Voldemort! Harry Potter is more alive than ever and he's here on the Turtle War Podcast!

It's the Harry Potter Episode!.

Well here we are episode 25! Can you even believe it? If you go all the way back to episode 5 we did a little show called “Would you rather” and it was amazing. We answered the question of what you would do given two undesirable scenarios, sort of. Now. 25 episodes later we are taking a different approach and asking an even more important question, “What would you do”. So, get ready to have your mind blown as you jump into another amazing episode of the Turtle War Podcast and prepare to ask yourself “What would you do”

This is episode 25.

This issue your boys at the Turtle War Podcast finally get around to discussing what they should have been discussing this whole time, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! One of the greatest comic books ever that became a cultural phenomenon and spawned a number of TV series, movies, toys and more has finally reached it’s goal of a TWP episode. So pop in your earbuds and cancel your plans for the week because you are going to want listen to this one more than once. It the TMNTTWPE.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead of night! 

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, Trick or treat till the neighbors die of fright!

That’s right friends it’s the Turtle War Podcast Halloween Special!!!! This is the scariest episode of anything ever! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Sports have been huge a part of society since the beginning of time. We all love sports. We love the camaraderie, the competition, the adrenaline, the joy, just everything you get when you participate in sports whether you are playing the game or cheering from the stands. And most people that love sports have been searching for a place to go where they can get all of the information about their favorite Teams and players and just general information about sports they love. There are a lot of shows and books and movies that have tried to cover the topic over the years but none of them have been able to give sports fans what they really want. Well as always, your Turtle War crew are here to save the day. Whether you are a fan of Baseball, Football, Hockey, curling, it doesn’t matter, we’ve got you covered.  It’s the Sports Episode.

Video games! Hey who doesn’t love a good video game? But what is the best one? What is the best way to play them? What would it be like if you were sucked into a video game like friend of the show Captain N the game Master? These are questions we have all asked ourselves at one point or another. And these are all questions that get answered right now by the video game experts at the Turtle War! Crank up the volume and hold onto your butts because this episode we answer all your questions about America’s favorite past time, video games.

Guess who’s back? Back again! Guess who’s back! I know what you are thinking, is it Eminem? Yeah right, he wishes he had this kind of pull. 

It’s your boys at the Turtle War Podcast! We are back from a short break and better than ever!!! This week is a pretty big deal for us here at the Turtle War Podcast because this is our 20th EPISODE!!!! And to celebrate this occasion we are discussing the big one, the level 20 conversation! That’s right, this episode we discuss what it would take for an average Joe to become a badass renegade vigilante. So plug in your headphones and crank up the volume, it’s time to get serious. Its time, for the Turtle War.