We all love Christmas. We all love Star Wars. So why do we all hate the Star Wars Christmas Special so much? It was some of the greatest directors working with some of the greatest actors of the time, should be a slam dunk. Well never fear friends, your boyz at the Turtle War Podcast are rolling up our sleeves and solving the mystery of The Star Wars Christmas Special once and for all. 

In 1982, Coleco Industries introduced the world to the Cabbage Patch Kids, and the world loved them. Then in 1985 Topps introduced the world to the Garbage Pail kids, and the world had mixed feelings. Then in 1987 the Atlantic Entertainment Group introduced the world to the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and the world was not impressed, maybe even a little angry.

And now, on May 27th, 2022, Your Boyz at the Turtle War Podcast are bringing it all full circle and giving the world what it has really wanted this entire time…

THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS THE MOVIE THE PODCAST!!!

In this episode, the Turtle War team reviews one of the most monumental achievements in cinematic history: the brand-new Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Movie!

Disney+ took a classic we all know and love to the next level!  The Turtle War podcast takes a deep dive into what this landmark movie got right, and what it got so right we couldn't contain ourselves and had to share our thoughts with the world!

I WANT TO BELIEVE! 

BIG FOOT!!! The Loch Ness Monster! War of the Worlds! How to charge an iPod with an onion! #baldforbieber!!! That’s right faithful listeners, this episode the Turtle War Crew tackles one of the biggest, most dangerous forms of psychological crime in history, Hoaxes! We expose every hoax for what they are so that you can sleep at night. And you will sleep at night because this is no Hoax. This is the Turtle War Podcast! A name you can trust, a source you can believe in.

Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Five of the most iconic words in pop culture history. This episode your crew at the Turtle War Podcast take the magical journey down the YBR all the way to the Emerald City and discuss the magical land of Oz like never before. Lions and tigers and bears get out of the way, Dorothy is all about that Turtle War. 

Hey Turtle War Listeners, have you ever asked someone a question just to get a ridiculous answer? Like would you rather do this or do that, eat one thing or another? Everyone does it, it’s super fun. Well your boys here at the Turtle War Podcast have done it too, and in this heart pounding episode we do it right. This is the ultimate discussion that finally answers the question, “Would You Rather!?”