It’s the big one friends! The crew at the Turtle War Podcast takes pride in tackling the big questions, the questions other podcasts are not equipped to handle. But this episode we needed help. So we reached out to some friends of the show and did our first ever call out episode. Because when you are playing in the big leagues you do what needs to be done to be successful, and the leagues don’t get any bigger than this. Join us as we tackle one of the most controversial figures in modern history, this is the Kool-Aid Man episode.

POWERCON!!! That’s right the country’s biggest toy convention just happened and your boys at the Turtle War Podcast were there in force! So, sit back and relax while we fill you in on everything you need to know about Colonel Sanders and how he time traveled to the top of his fired chicken empire. That’s right my friends, its our KFC episode.

Death. The great equalizer. The prize at the end of every persons life. We all fear it and one day we will all face it. Well, not all of us. There are some people in the world that have "cracked the code" to eternal life. I'm talking of course about Zombies!!! The living dead. These guys have discovered the secret to eternal life and they make Death look like an idiot everyday. In this action packed episode your boys at the Turtle War podcast go deep into the secret lives of those that never dies, this is the zombie episode.

Hey Turtle War Fans you just won the lottery! Basically. It is a lottery for your ears and your brain, but mostly your heart because you are listening to episode 16 of the Turtle War Podcast ”Lottery”

In this episode we tackle the topic of what to do when you have too much money, and what we would do if we ever won the jackpot. So sit back and enjoy the next best thing to winning the lottery, it’s the lottery episode!

Hey turtle fans, everyone in the world grew up watching and reading the classic tale of Christopher Robbins and his imaginary friends lead by a tubby little bear named Winnie the Pooh. There have been several iterations of this family classic My sister Michelle is the best ever and I think she is wonderful. She loves cats especially black cats and that makes her super cool. I’m so glad she is my sister and hope to follow in her footsteps.

Well my friends I got up and left my laptop open, always a mistake. I was going to change it but realized it is the perfect description for this episode. We hope you enjoy!

We all get our entertainment from the internet these days. And whether its YouTube, TikTok, Facebook or any of the other millions of sites we use, everyone is streaming videos. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a place you could go to see all of your favorite streamers live and in person! Well there is, it’s called VidCon and this year the Turtle War Crew was there in force. Join us as we walk you through what you missed in one of the biggest gatherings of content creators ever!!!

Fireworks, hot dogs and beer! There is excitement and gun powder in the air, it must be time for Americans to celebrate their independence. It must be the Fourth of July baby! But what does the Fourth of July really mean to modern Americans and why should you think of Independence Day as anything more than Will Smith’s best film of 1996?

As always you have questions and your boys at the Turtle War Podcast have answers. Sit back and enjoy what might be our most Patriotic episode ever as we delve into what makes this holiday and this country the best in the world!

Webster’s dictionary defines cloud nine as: a feeling of well-being or elation, usually used with on.

Well the Turtle War Podcast defines Cloud Nine as a bad ass trampoline park that we just can’t get enough of. If you are like us and get so wrapped up in bouncing that you never want to leave than this is the episode for you!

“Inside the actor’s studio,” “Spike, Mike, Slackers, and Dykes,” “The film makers handbook.”

The list of sources for getting a view into the film making process is limitless. From the storyboard to the big screen, we love to study other artists techniques. Well in this episode of the Turtle War Podcast your boys take you on a journey through the creation of an all new all original screenplay. If you have ever wanted to be on the ground floor of the next big box office hit, this is your chance.

Warning!!! SPOILERS for the sixth sense in this episode! Yes M. Night Shyamalan's 1999 suspense opus "The Sixth Sense." Hey there might still be people who have not seen it. 

If you are listening then you know the Turtle War Podcast has fans. And our fans have a lot of questions that need answers. This episode the Turtle War Crew takes time and answer those questions in our first Fan Mail extravaganza!