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  • The Good Place Keeps It Sleazy

    TwoStonians 039: The Good Place Keeps It Sleazy

    Theme Song: Regina Spektor – Laughing With

    00:00 Mic Check

    01:45 Joe’s back from the Superbowl!
    07:25 The Good Place Finale (FULL SPOILERS)
    09:40 Jason’s beautiful goodbye
    18:50 The Good Place Archetypes
    21:05 Revisiting the Season One twist
    29:20 Cheering for the Quest(s)
    33:25 Sean and the Judge da true MVPs
    36:50 Tahani’s arc splits the room
    41:30 Let’s start a Good Place religion!

    44 min
  • Roast of the Skywalker

      

    Twostonians 038: Roast of the Skywalker

    Theme Song: NIN – Terrible Lie

    00:01 Terrible week for Houston Sports

    01:00 Baseball should just embrace cheating
    05:14 Alan Moore needs to relax
    11:00 Did we need more Watchmen? (Yes)
    19:00 ***FULL WATCHMEN SPOILERS BEGIN***
    34:00 Personal Favorite TV/Movie Tropes
    35:40 Hard work vs. rage
    40:00 Conspiracy narratives
    42:30 Child/Father reconciliation stories
    44:00 Found families
    48:00 JJ Abrams vs. Zac Snyder
    49:20 Roast of the Skywalker (SPOILERS)
     

    1 hr 6 min
  • Always Funny in Philidelphia

    Theme Song: Partners in Kryme - Turtle Power

    01:40 Butthole Update

    02:30 Sky Mud
    04:25 Always Sunny Season 14 Review (SPOILERS)
    06:45 Do people still go to the movies?
    09:35 lol Gen Z is FUCKED
    12:45 Dee is the season 14 MVP!
    13:50 South Park or Always Sunny?
    20:45 Joe stans Dennis
    23:30 The end of Always Sunny?
    28:15 The Mount Rushmore of TV Comedy Characters
    29:30 Honorable Mentions
    32:40 Jorge and Joe agree on the GOAT
    34:00 Gotta have a Goor/Schur character!
    35:00 Brooklyn 99 rewatch
    40:00 Jorge’s personal GOAT
    42:00 Joe goes old school
    44:44 Shouts to hilarious female characters
    49:25 Joe’s cuts deep with his final pick
    53:00 Honorable Mentions 2
    1:02:00 Jorge’s marriage is Brooklyn 99
    1:03:40 Theme song choice explained

    1 hr 8 min
  • Buttrot vs. Scorcese

    Twostonians 036 – Buttrot & Scorsese

    Theme Song: Danny Schmidt – This Too Shall Pass

    01:25 BODIES. ARE. GROSS.

    13:30 Early NBA Reactions
    34:00 Kaepernick coming back?!
    36:30 Do we need to reassess Jay Z?
    41:30 Reacting to Louis CK’s return
    46:00 Reflecting on toxic masculinity
    53:30 Jorge vs. Martin Scorsese
    1:12:35 Videogames vs. Cinema

    1 hr 22 min
  • NBA Hot Takes and Bad Beats

    Twostonians 035: Hoops Hot Takes, 2019 Edition

    Theme Song: Megan Thee Stallion – Dance

    00:01 NBA Season Hot takes and Bad Bets

    03:38 That Clips D
    08:00 Western Seeds, 8 thru 1
    08:57 The Mavericks??!
    11:05 Jorge’s history of Blazer hatin’
    14:35 A tale of Two Cities: NOLA & LA
    19:30 Is AD a fraud?
    23:20 Roy distrusts UTAH
    26:00 UNCLE MIKE!
    28:50 Who’s gonna be the #1 seed?
    31:00 Bealin’ & Dealin’
    35:05 Betting on the Lakers missing the playoffs
    37:05 (Shouts to the Connecticut Sun)
    38:30 Is LeBron Adam Sandler or Donald Trump?
    41:40 BET Harden and Russ will trip-dub in the same game!
    47:30 Clyde the Glyde, low key GOAT
    49:00 Wedgie bet
    50:40 Is Philly over-rated?
    52:05 Jorge won’t sleep on Toronto or Orlando
    54:45 Pacers doomed?
    56:50 China’s just flexxin’
    1:00:00 Fertitta isn’t dumb enough to fire Morey
    1:04:30 Shouts to Shea Serrano and Arturo Torres!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Comedy #YangGang

      

    Twostonians 034 – Comedy #YangGang

    Theme Song: George Carlin!!

    00:00 The GOAT speaks

    01:15 Joe’s back from his road trip!
    09:26 Check out Meowwolf if you are in Santa Fe!
    15:00 Shane Gillis
    18:34 Sidebar: SNL good again?
    19:46 Slurs are just fart jokes
    21:50 Sidebar: Does Bill Burr even tell jokes?
    23:00 Is it money, age, or race, that’s getting these old heads hot?
    26:45 George Carlin & Always Sunny
    28:30 Comedy Mix-Tape!
    29:00 Bo Burnham
    35:30 Yedoye Travis
    40:00 Let’s discuss brown folx
    41:50 Dave Chappelle’s transphobia
    50:20 Learning how to line dance
    55:40 Dina Hashem
    1:04:00 Worcester comic Jimmy Cash

    1 hr 18 min
  • We walked so you could fly...

    TwoStonians 23: We walked so you can fly…

    Theme Song: Chino Alfonso – Give it to You (cover)

    00:15 We probably should’ve prepared

    02:10 Nicolas Cage walked…
    04:30 Who are the top 5 “will be in any movie” all-stars?
    07:00 Band Nostalgia Tours
    11:30 Did Pink Floyd walk so Radiohead could fly?
    18:15 Joe’s Hospital Story
    21:37 Fuck paying hospital bills
    26:00 Anti-Bernie bias
    30:00 Jordan Knight walked…
    32:00 Little girls are fucking creepy: 2 stories
    35:05 Will Smith walked…
    36:30 Get well soon Kevin Hart!
    38:50 Paris Hilton walked…
    40:40 The NFL is still gross!
    47:50 Jay Z’s betrayal
    51:30 We're officially excited about the Rockets!

    56 min
  • The Conspiracy Episode: We Loco!

      

    Twostonians 032

    Theme Song – Coal Chamber: Loco

    Music Recommendation – Brockhampton: Boy Bye

    00:05 Conspiracy theories?

    00:55 Jorge misunderstood the assignment, so this episode is muy random
    01:30 What do conspiracists drink?
    06:20 Conspiracy #1: Flat Moon Theory
    13:00 Road Trips: GOAT Drives
    15:55 The Blue Ridge Mountains & Big Sur
    21:40 Conspiracy #2: Was Area 51 attacked… in 2018?
    27:30 Youtube recommendations?
    28:00 Pitch Meetings (Screen Rant)
    30:10 Joe’s obsessed with Mr. Sunday Movies
    32:00 Metahumor is 90s nostalgia in disguise
    33:14 Joe strongly recommends Middle 8 , Polyphonic, and Bonzai Pop
    36:00 Watch Attack on Titan!
    39:05 Conspiracy #3: The Patent Vault/Water-Powered Cars
    40:00 Tesla’s formula for water as fuel
    42:00 Conspiracy #4: THE BIG REVEAL
    44:00 Music Recommendation – Brockhampton
     

    51 min
  • Mix Tape Vol. 1

      

    Twostonians 031 – Mix Tape Vol. I

    00:00 Mix tape grab bag!

    00:15 Happy 20th Built to Spill and Explosions in the Sky!
    00:00 5 Music Categories – 10 songs
    04:30 Cat 1 – Recent discoveries
    04:45 Bad Bunny, "Ni Bien, Ni Mal" (Jorge)
    08:05 Sales, “Renee” (Joe)
    13:25 Cat 2 – Songs ppl would be surprised you like
    14:00 Panic at the Disco!, “High Hopes” (Jorge)
    19:30 JOE’S PLOT TWIST
    23:30 Cat 3 – 2019 Defined
    23:45 Toddrick Hall, “No Place like Home” (Jorge)
    33:45 Is music the most universally resonant artform?
    40:00 Mountain Goats, “No Children” (Joe)
    47:30 Cat 4 – deeply personal songs
    47:35 Animal Collective, “Fireworks” (Joe)
    53:55 Modest Mouse, “World at Large,” Iron Horse Cover (Jorge)
    59:30 Cat 5 – Summer jams
    1:00:00 Hannibal Leq, “Flyin’ Home” (Jorge)
    1:06:00 Megan thee Stallion, “Cash Shit” (Joe)

     

    1 hr 15 min
  • 030: A.D.I.D.A.S.

      

    Twostonians Episode 030: A.D.I.D.A.S.

    Theme Song: Killer Mike – Adidas

    01:05 Nike cancels colonial sneakers

    08:00 Woke off – Disney vs. Nike
    11:20 Wypipo as greedy older siblings
    14:50 The Blue Bell “controversy”
    18:20 GOAT Americans
    18:30 Ida B. Wells
    21:05 Harriet Tubman, American Badass
    27:26 Frederick Douglass
    30:00 William Lloyd Garrison
    32:11 John “Rock Jaw” Lewis
    33:22 Honorable Mentions
    40:05 Chow do we stop child Concentration Camps?
    43:00 Let’s remember how all this got started
    48:20 God Bless AOC
    50:50 Google Stadia
    54:42 Happy Anniversary, Kristina (& GO ROCKETS)
    58:43 NBA Update

    1 hr 17 min

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