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June 24, 2019 029: Yellow Spot Vodka

Theme Song: Astronautilus – The River, The Woods
01:00 Post-Houston Depression
02:00 Calling the cops on White Folk
05:00 lol @ “Straight Pride”
07:55 Shouts to LGBQTIA+ Pride
09:45 Racists ruined White Pride
12:35 Can Joe Biden please go away?
18:00 John Lewis is a good friend
22:38 Corey Booker at the cookout
26:25 LGBQT Reparations?
31:30 Warming on Warren?
35:45 Dogs, Weed-Turds, & the Homeless
42:00 Warriors to blame for KD’s achilles?
47:50 Have opinions on KD changed?
52:55 Shouts to the league-leading Connecticut Sun!
53:40 Jorge highly recommends NPR’s White Lies podcast
56 min
May 25, 2019 028: All Shows Must Die

Twostonians 028: All Shows Must Die
Theme Song: Dragonforce – Through the Fire and the Flames
02:00 Legal Weed will save the world!
10:00 Is the NBA too black to legalize weed?
16:45 The Playoffs w/o LeBron is WEIRD.
21:00 Game of Thrones could’ve nailed the ending.
29:00 So, turns out the Night King is a punk.
33:05 Jorge called the ending (sorta).
37:45 This ending should work in the books tho.
41:30 Shouts to Lindsey Ellis!
43:00 GOAT series finales (~SPOILER ALERT~)
46:10 Jorge <3’s VEEP!
50:30 Joe still loves The Shield.
52:10 Jorge has no interest in Breaking Bad.
54:15 Does Last of Us need a sequel?
57:30 Jorge still can’t watch the end of Adventure Time!
1:02:00 Can we admit Big Bang Theory sucked yet?
1:05:45 Watch Chernobyl!
1:09:00 Still believe in the Bucks?

1 hr 15 min
May 14, 2019 027: The Bones of Texas History

Theme Song: Muddy Waters – Louisiana Blues
01:00 Maria finally visits Htown!
14:15 Sugarland mass gravesite
16:07 Convict Labor & Mass incarceration
21:55 Sugarland trying to forget the 95 bodies
26:45 Reggie Moore: HERO
33:14 Civil Rights Tourism? That’s a thing?
40:30 Profiting off racism
43:20 White exceptionalism is not for sale!
46:50 Louisiana & criminal (in)justice
53:00 Lynching Memorials
1:04:30 At least the conversation is being had?
SUGGESTED "READING":
Talitha L. LeFlouria, Chained in Silence: Black Women and Convict Labor in the South
Sarah Haley, No Mercy Here: Gender, Punishment, and the Making of Jim Crow Modernity
Michael Hardy, Texas Monthly, "Blood and Sugar"
Dread Scott, Art and Photography
The Equal Justice Initiative, The National Memorial of Peace and Justice
Ken Gonzalez-Day, Erased Lynchings

1 hr 11 min
April 30, 2019 026: Endgame of Thrones

Episode 026
Theme Song: Lil John – Snap Yo’ Fingers
00: Brooke joins the pod!
02:30 Endgame Reviews [FULL SPOILERS]
05:15 At what point did you tear up?
09:00 Joe wanted to hate it
10:27 Learning from RotK’s mistakes
13:45 The big deaths
17:00 That Wanda beatdown tho
20:20 PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM
29:00 Give us Mr. Fixit!
33:00 ASSEMBLE!
36:50 Is Loki back??
39:30 Were Rocket & Groot lovers?
43:00 Far from Home better not be a prequel
48:00 Where do we go from here?

59 min
April 19, 2019 025: Bamboon 2020

Theme Song: Rilo Kiley – Science vs. Romance
00:01 Shouts to Joe’s momma
01:15 Karolina & Bill are back!
01:30 Science Fiction with Scientists
03:15 Annihilation (2018) “synopsis”
11:09 Cancer as… analogy? Metaphor?
14:36 Karolina has actually read the books
18:55 Humanity as a cancer?
20:22 Annihilation is visually stunning
23:00 Remixing our own DNA
24:25 BAMBOOOOOOOON
26:40 Jorge can eat shit
28:45 The Bills could go any minute
30:30 Annihilation – happy ending?
33:50 Gattaca (1997) “synopsis”
37:30 Space Travel AND VCRs??
38:45 Gattaca then and now
47:15 As a 90s artifact?
52:45 1% Inspiration
54:35 Gattaca as a Pixar movie
57:20 Would you recommend either movie?
57:30 Watch Gattaca for Ethan Hawk’s designer penis
1:00:20 Watch Annihilation the way you’d watch The Thing
1:03:45 BAMBOON 2020!!
1 hr 6 min
April 13, 2019 024: 2019 NBA Playoff Preview

Theme Song: Nipsey Hussle - Grinding all my Life (RIP)
01:15 Jorge takes the Nets in 4
06:00 Roy picks San Antonio
08:51 GSW v LAC should be a fun sweep
10:30 Betting on Pat Bev’s first tech
13:47 Joe picks the Pacers
22:50 Can anyone beat the Bucks?
30:47 Failblazers got a chance?
34:45 OKC or Denver in the WCF?
41:00 Rox Talk
43:30 Rox better no or last year?
48:00 It’s all on the MVP
51:45 If the Warriors lose…
55:45 The MVP award is conceptually dumb
59:40 Betting on the ECF champ
1:03:00 2019 off season
1:06:00 KD and Kyrie… and AD??
1:10:00 Betting shots on the Knicks
1 hr 13 min
March 26, 2019 023: 2020 Visions
TwoStonians Episode 23

Episode Theme Song: ABBA – Money, Money, Money
01:50 The Mueller Report drops
05:00 Trump is Krusty the Clown
06:30 Mueller’s not walking through that door
11:50 Rating the 2020 DNC candidates
13:40 John Delaney
15:10 Andrew Yang and a living wage
17:55 Julián Castro (aka liberal Marco Rubio?)
22:47 Kamala Harris
28:28 Cory Booker
31:39 GTFO Tulsi Gabbard
33:54 Elizabeth Warren
42:54 The Also Rans
45:28 Joe Biden
47:19 Bernie Sanders (is Chris Paul)
51:36 Beto O’Rourke’s a GOAT bullshitter
57:10 Potential Running mates
59:35 Rockets vs. Bucks

1 hr 2 min
March 15, 2019 022: Mar-Vell-Ous
Twostonians Episode 022
Episode 022: Mar-vell-ous
Theme Song: Sonic Youth – Kool Thing
00:01 Jorge’s back from San Antonio
01:10 Fuck Delta Airlines
02:10 Joe didn’t love Captain Marvel
03:35 We need to talk about the MCU as a TV show
05:55 Did it come out too late?
07:15 SPOILER ALERT FOR REST OF THE EPISODE
09:35 The Skrull Twist
14:00 Brie Larson’s performance
22:30 That post-credits scene tho!!
24:15 Its song choices
26:20 What would be on your 90s Capt. Marvel Soundtrack?
32:45 Final Thoughts on Capt. Marvel
36:40 The Solo Problem
40:35 Is Star Wars the worst nerd franchise?
42:00 Let’s check the scoreboard
49:55 Match checks out, Star Wars mostly sucks
56 min
March 06, 2019 021: Trailer Park
Twostonians Episode 21: Trailer Park
Theme Song: My Chemical Romance – This is How I Disappear
00:01 Joseph’s back from LA
01:37 Catching up on Rockets
06:24 Was EG sweatin’ getting traded?
10:50 The Rockets don’t fear GSW
17:59 1 st round matchups
21:35 Count the Dings Live
22:50 Using my wife as Wos bait
24:00 Dave DuFour workin’ the room, Jade sick/stoned
26:05 Jorge drunk chats Haberstroh
31:50 Game of Thrones final season
33:00 Is Littlefinger actually dead?
37:10 Jon Snow vs. Tony Stark
44:35 How will Neon Genesis Evangelion age?
45:00 Is EVA Catcher in the Rye or Silence of the Lambs?
51:00 Watch Umbrella Academy
52:40 Time for the XCU to retire
58:20 Captain Marvel obligations
1:04:00 Disney X-Men: Human Lives Matter
1:08:07 Twitchstonians this summer
1 hr 12 min
February 14, 2019 020: 2Kingz
Twostonians 020
Episode 20: 2Kingz
Theme Song: Tenacious D – City Hall
00:01 Where’s KD going?
03:16 AOC is now the face of minority politics
08:00 If AOC is a Herald, we’re in good shape
10:45 Is Candace Owens running game?
15:16 The Only good thing about Trump
17:58 Whack History Month
18:52 BOMM pod says blackface okay for jokes
25:00 Joe went to a quince
26:45 Southern Baptist rape scandals
33:00 Trump’s real scam
38:00 Arrested Development
42:15 NBA Trade Deadli--- NVM DBZ: BROLY
45:00 DBZ SPOILER WARNING
47:00 Jorge’s Gohan theory
50 min

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