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  • 009: WEEKLY RANT
    Episode 009: WEEKLY RANT
    Theme Song: Static X – Get to the Gone
    00:15 Still can’t see Joseph naked
    01:15 WEEKLY RANT!
    02:05 Fuck Moving (& mosquitos)
    05:42 Fuck the NCAA
    10:18 Fuck the NFL
    11:29 Fuck Dallas
    14:50 Fuck YES Mattress Mack
    15:50 Fuck you, Beto (Abolish ICE)
    16:47 Fuckin’ Heights
    17:52 Fuck me, the first one’s free?
    21:57 Fuckin’ Tito’s Vodka needs to sponsor us
    22:42 Fuckin’ watch the Cosby Show
    25:18 Fuck Rape Culture
    29:22 Fuck YES Troy & Abed
    31:36 Fuckin’ James Gunn
    41:29 Fuck Facebook
    43:15 Fuck Meghan McCain
    46:00 Fuckin’ put public school teachers in charge
    47:55 Fuck the Senate?
    54:00 Fuck, weren’t we gonna talk about SDCC?
    1:02:42 Fuckin’ Z-Burger lol wtf
    1:07:43 Fuck YES Fractured But Whole
    1:10:41 Fuckin’ Dark Souls as an Escort Mission
    1 hr 14 min
  • 008: Getting Sane in the Membrane
    Episode 008: Getting Sane in the Membrane
    Theme Song: Aesop Rock – Shrunk
    01:25 Quick Takes - Puppet Trump
    02:22 Stupider like a Fox (News)
    03:40 How did we forget about Reagan last week?
    04:30 Let’s discuss Mental Health
    07:53 “Boys don’t cry” culture
    12:42 Sadness vs. Anxiety
    16:00 Therapy
    18:15 Why Jorge is deeply skeptical of therapy
    24:00 Interrogating the idea that therapy is medicine
    29:30 Mental Health and Poverty
    33:00 News Fatigue
    34:40 Comparing Physical Therapy to Talk Therapy
    40:10 Predatory forms of “pop therapy”
    43:25 Meditation
    45:00 Self-Care
    47:00 Dark Souls teaches you that it’s okay to fail
    50:30 Self-Medicating
    56:00 When do you ask for help?
    1:00:00 Next Steps
    1:03:49 Joseph asks Jorge for a book recommendation
    1 hr 5 min
  • 007: Worst President Power Rankings
    Episode 007: Worst President Power Rankings
    Theme Song: Mindless Self Indulgence – Harry Truman
    00:15 Hereditary
    02:17 Topics (Family Separations, Worst Presidents, New National Anthem)
    02:45 #KeepFamiliesTogether
    04:52 “This is America. We’ve always done this.”
    07:13 Democrats don’t get to skate on this
    10:51 Fuck civility
    11:21: How to help
    16:09 Worst President Power Rankings
    17:31 End the cult of the Presidency
    20:51 Trump’s not on the list (yet)
    22:35 Obama
    27:33 Dubya
    30:19 LBJ and his dick
    32: 29 Truman
    34:32 Ulysses S. Grant
    37:13 Andrew Johnson
    39:22 FDR
    43:10 Andrew Jackson
    46:08 William Henry Harrison
    47:25 George Washington
    48:48 Historical irony is a bitch
    51:15 Picking a New National Anthem because The Star Spangled Banner is trash
    54:03 Shouts to Slovenia
    58 min
  • 006: Still Fightin' It
    Theme Song – Explosions in the Sky “A Song for Our Fathers”
    00:01 Quick Takes, GOAT Trophy Draft, Father’s Day
    00:10 “Hell is full of Dads”
    02:03 Introducing our guest moderator
    02:22 Jorge’s Home and ready for Quick Takes
    02:56 Where LeBron’s going?
    03:38 World Ocean’s Day
    06:30 What do you do to reduce your waste?
    07:55 What do you need to do better?
    11:10 OxyMonster brought to justice
    14:15 GOAT Trophy Draft
    15:20 Dishonorable Mentions
    18:01 The Draft Begins
    28:50 What does Father’s Day mean to men without fathers?
    29:39 Brief History of Father’s Day
    32:25 Fuck cancer
    38:13 Sidebar on Wes Anderson -- call your dad, bro (if he’s alive)
    38:55 Chris is a dad now, what changes? (Everything)
    41:35 Chris’s awesome rooms for his sons
    45:15 Do you think about being a father?
    46:35 4-year-old level Spanish
    47:35 Bash’s Modest Proposal
    49:11 Is Joseph’s window closing?
    51:35 Don’t we have enough people though?
    55:38 Adoption?
    58:42 Does your relationship to your father inform being one?
    1 hr 8 min
  • 005: Yum Yum Gimme Some
    Episode 005: Yum Yum Gimme Some
    Theme Song: Ratatat – Three Kings Remix
    00:47 Introducing Jacob, our guest moderator
    01:33 Quick Takes (Rockets, Roseanne)
    01:45 Rest in Power 2018 Rockets
    04:45 The Refs
    08:10 Six Degrees from Gerald Green
    09:10 Roseanne
    11:20 Fire Bill Mahr?
    12:15 Let’s talk food!
    13:15 Tex-Mex Gentrification
    17:25 New England’s not into seasoning
    20:42 Everybody poops
    24:15 How has your career changed your diet?
    30:10 When did we start calling it “beef?”
    32:10 Eater’s Remorse
    40:55 Jorge watched the Karate Kid
    46:08 The Karate Kid Extended Universe includes Draco Malfoy
    55:42 Karate Kid and Chill
    56:55 Have a coffee boss!
    58:00 Plugs!
    1 hr
  • 004: Baby Legs
    Episode 004: Baby Legs
    Theme Song: Blind Guardian – This Will Never End
    00:30 Topics for this week (Deadpool 2, Wild Wild Country, Santa Fe School Shooting)
    00:45 Quick Takes (HBD Malcolm X, Rockets, The Office)
    01:45 Jorge is calling it – Rockets in 6
    05:30 Jorge watches The Office for the first time (sorta)
    08:47 Is Jim the villain of The Office?
    10:00 Deadpool 2
    12:45 Embrace Mojoworld!
    18:39 Did Deadpool hint at the Messiah Trilogy??
    20:10 Netflix’s Wild, Wild Country
    23:10 The Rajneesh are so American (in a good way)
    26:21 Joseph is captivated by Ma Anand Sheela
    30:00 Were we uglier in the 80s?
    36:12 You don’t learn watching Wild, Wild Country, you gawk
    40:10 Is Trump a cult leader?
    46:00 Reactions to a school shooting so close to home
    47:32 Yet another alarming statistic
    48:30 Americans just don’t care about each other
    50:00 Jorge’s done trying to compromise (then tries to compromise)
    55:51 Joseph’s mom work’s at an elementary school
    58:11 Is it going to take triple digits?
    1 hr 4 min
  • 003: The Incel Games
    Episode 003: The Incel Games
    This week’s theme song: TV on the Radio – Wolf Like Me
    00:58 This week’s topics (Incels, Has Beens, Michelle Wolf, Cobra Kai, Infinity War)
    01:25 Michelle Wolf, Emerging GOAT
    06:15 Remember when Conservatives used to be able to take a joke? Joe doesn’t.
    10:22 Bush Nostalgia Tour
    10:57 July 4 th preview
    11:27 Incels
    17:25 Is Elliot Rodgers Asian?
    18:55 Jorge tries not to assume the worst about Incels
    23:35 Insecurity
    25:55 Toads are beautiful too!
    28:45 It’s been a bad week for has beens (Chuck D, Daman Wayans)
    32:33 Junot Diaz #TimesUp
    38:03 May the Goddess Bey please protect Will Smith
    39:13 Joe tries to explain what Cobra Kai is to Jorge
    47:16 Was The Next Karate Kid an undercover prequel to Million Dollar Baby??
    49:00 Infinity War (SPOILERS)
    58:01 Will Avengers 4 feature legacy characters?
    1:00:16 GTFOH Venom
    1:01:34 Ever the X-Stan
    1 hr 5 min
  • 002: Joe’s Hand in Mine
    Episode 002: Joe’s Hand in Mine
    This week’s theme song: Built to Spill – Kicked it in the Sun\
    00:32 Joseph checks his email
    00:49 This week’s topics
    01:37 What songs give you goosebumps?
    02:45 The most important music in Jorge’s life (aka Canon in D can suck it)
    08:11 Joseph loves Built to Spill (and live shows)
    09:40 Favorite songs to hear live? (#NameOurPod)
    13:33 We don’t deserve Vince Staples
    14:55 Who will be Kobe’s Hannibal Burress?
    18:44 Kendrick Lamar: International GOAT (Lupe? J-Cole?)
    23:56 Jorge catches up on video games after a decade off
    26:12 Shadow of the Colossus is Akira Kurosawa
    31:29 South Park Season Pack is muy bonita
    33:09 Joseph’s not ready to talk about Kanye
    33:50 Can 420 lead to political reform?
    39:20 We check in on the NBA (and the FailBlazers)
    40:18 Can the Pelicans beat the Warriors?
    45:07 Joseph’s worried about the Rockets
    52 min
  • 001: Worst State Power Rankings
    Episode 001: Worst State Power Rankings
    Theme song: Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott, “Big Shots”
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    00:37 This week’s topics.
    01:30 Worst State Power Rankings
    02:25 Florida (obviously)
    06:45 Maine (?!)
    08:08 Arizona (better to be dead in California)
    13:21 Oklahoma (via West Virginia)
    19:38 Mississippi (legacy spot)
    22:10: Intriguing NBA teams
    22:33 Toronto Raptors (still playing checkers)
    34:40 Is James Harden our Peyton Manning?
    38:30 Is Portland a threat (we don’t agree)
    39:48 LeBron James, triple murderer
    42:15 Do all MVPs belong in the Hall of Fame?
    45:20 A quick complaint about Black Panther (aka Jorge has takes).
    46:48 Why X-Men joining the MCU is a terrible idea (cuz Hidden Figures).
    51:49 Captain America wants you to burn down the government.
    56:30 Disney won’t let Finn and Poe be together.
    1:00:13 Are Superhero flicks washed?
    1:04:45 Ready Player One was better when it was called The Lego Movie
    1 hr 7 min

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