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January 18, 2019 019: WEEKLY RANT VOL. II
Twostonians Episode 019

Episode 19: WEEKLY RANT II
Theme Song: Duckwrth – Start a Riot

00:01 MASSACHUSETTS NEIGHBORS
06:00 THIS GILLETTE AD
08:27 FUCK YO COMPLIMENTS
15:55 AEROMEXICO AIN’T FOOLIN’ ME
20:45 #SurvivingRKelly
29:38 #MuteRKelly
34:15 FUCK DISNEY
35:35 SPIDERVERSE THE GOAT??
41:00 MCU Spidey is what rich people think poor is
42:45 NEVER TRUST SURROGATE FATHERS
45:15 Peter vs. Miles
48:00 FUCK KEVIN HART (but not for the Oscars)
50:50 <3 The Rock &; Terry Crews
52:20 FUCK ZELDA (just a little bit tho)
1:02:45 FUCK GHOSTBUSTERS
1:07:50 FUCK OXYCOTIN
1:09:20 FUCK HOSPITALS (AND CANCER)
1:11:25 RIP Auntie Cal
1 hr 15 min
January 04, 2019 018: The Boys are Back in Town
Episode 018: The Boys are Back in Town

Theme Song: Miami Sound Machine – Bad Boy

01:15 Live from H-town!
01:50 Jake’s back
03:20 Mexican by Proximity
05:25 Heights Gentrification
08:40 Houston Beer
13:55 Bad Boys 3
16:15 2018 in Review
17:00 #MeToo Chefs
21:20 New Year’s Resolutions
26:35 Veganism: Chicken or the Egg
36:10 Fuck not cursing
39:40 Doughboys podcast
43:35 Jason Mantzoukas love
49:00 John Mulaney – liar?
51:10 NFL Playoff Preview
57:45 Joe calls Rockets over Warriors
59:10 Jazmine Barnes
1 hr 1 min
December 15, 2018 017: 3rd time’s the harm
Episode 017: 3rd time’s the harm
Theme song: Bring da Ruckus – Wu Tang Clan
01:00 Technical difficulties
01:47 Bitchin’ bout work
04:10 Avengers trailer!
09:30 Joe’s getting that bag
13:35 Let’s NOT talk Rockets
15:30 GOAT draft: NBA
21:50 Joe wins
22:55 GOAT draft: Movies
25:00 NVM back to NBA
27:25 Pippen > MJ (and GOAT Hobbit)
30:45 Movie Draft Results
33:15 Beam us up, Scottie!
36:00 Ol’ Garbage Time MJ
38:10 Spider-man 3: THE GOAT
40:10 “Conservative conversion” therapy
44:00 The liberal equivalent of an evangelical
49:50 Are the Texans for real?
54:20 The Kareem Hunt story
57:00 WHITE PPL! Stop using the n-word!
1 hr 2 min
November 28, 2018 016: Thanksgiving Sucks (?)
Episode 016 – Thanksgiving Sucks (?)
Theme Song: Nuclear Rabbit – It’s My Birthday
00:01 Almost Birthday!
00:50 Quick Takes
01:18 See ya in Hell, Bob McNair
03:07 Rest in Great Power, Stan Lee
03:46 Is Spidey the Superhero GOAT?
05:26 Shouts to The Fantastic Four
09:30 Is Thanksgiving the most BS holiday?
11:57 Sick of Christmas yet?
13:30 The other B.S. Holidays
19:45 Climate Change
22:20 Give up Amazon Prime?
28:05 Always Sunny finale
37:30 Always Sunny vs. South Park
42:00 NBA Check-in
56:45 East > West?
1:05:20 How hurt is Steph?
1:07:00 NBA Fights are back
1 hr 13 min
November 14, 2018 015: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Episode 015: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Theme Song: Faith No More – Be Aggressive
01:25 Midterm Reactions
08:15 How will the Dems fuck up 2020?
12:12 The Latinx vote
17:46 Watch Hasan Minaj!
18:50 Louis CK
23:45 Is there a path back? Probably not.
30:00 Weird fetish tho.
32:42 When will #MeToo affect sports?
39:40 Rest in Peace, Clyde
41:40 Dog culture
46:10 The bat story
51:15 Halloween Costumes
53:00 Joe’s dieting!
55:20 Plans to catch Count the Dings live!
58 min
October 27, 2018 014: Call it a comeback
Episode 014 – Call it a comeback
Theme Song: Hamilton – What’d I Miss?
01:15 Quick Takes - shit we missed
01:30 Kavanagh’s coke rage
03:15 Beto vs. Cruz
08:34 At least we aren’t related to Ted Cruz
12:09 Shouts to the Chronicle’s sentencing expose
13:53 Houston’s surrounded by a red sea
17:43 What’s wrong with the Rockets?
26:30 Exciting teams? (Nuggets, Raptors)
32:32 Nuggets, 2019 NBA Champs? (no.)
35:00 Who don’t you want to be the champs?
35:10 Lakers, Spurs, Celtics, Mavs, Jazz
40:15 Videogame round-up
46:10 Jorge still sucks at Bloodborne
49:50 Reactions to new Always Sunny
1 hr
September 20, 2018 013: A Series of Tubes
Episode 013: A Series of Tubes
Theme Song: 8 Bit Universe – Gangnam Style
01:00 How has YouTube changed?
05:30 Lindsey Ellis “Manufacturing Authenticity”
10:08 Is there still room for outsider art on YouTube?
14:13 Jorge makes Joe proud
15:15 Best Video Essays
18:48 Nerdy black comedy
22:00 YouTube GOATS
32:02 Was Blockbuster good for us?
37:47 Twostonians re-brands
40:20 Spider-man on PS4
43:19 Avengers 4 theories
47:33 GOAT Comic Book Movie Performances
56:31 BRING BACK BLADE (but not Spawn)
101:36 Read Superior Spider-man
105:11 Shows we’re behind on
1 hr 16 min
September 07, 2018 012: \m/ the Dragon
Twostonians – Episode 012: Rock the Dragon
Theme Song: Cake – Satan is my Motor
00:00 Half of the best thing to ever happen.
01:15 Dragonball Z Abridged is BACK.
02:51 The one year wait for DBZA: Episode 60 (part one) WAS SO WORTH IT.
04:29 So. Much. Talking. Shit.
07:20 These jokes out here DOING WORK.
09:18 Goku is Fry with superpowers.
10:20 Where does DBZA fall on the list of GOAT comedies?
12:00 DBZA > Apatow.
13:43 Is it better than Futurama?
17:41 Compared to Always Sunny? Venture Bros.?
20:31 Is episode 60 the end of DBZA?
23:45 Dear @TeamFourStar – THANK FOR YEARS OF JOY.
25:05 In a dream scenario, what would TeamFourStar abridge next?
28 min
September 05, 2018 011: The God Pod
TwoStonians – Episode 011 – The God Pod
Theme Song – Dropkick Murpys, I’m Shipping Up to Boston
00:40 Joseph’s back from vaycay!
01:36 Joseph’s racial ambiguity abroad.
02:45 Kristina joins us to discuss Catholic scandals.
06:40 How do we even talk about this?
09:00 “I can’t call myself Catholic anymore.”
12:30 Father McCarrick accuses the Pope.
14:30 Never change your name away from “Jorge.”
15:57 Keep Catholicism, Lose the Church.
20:00 Is this just organized crime for pedophiles?
25:25 We’re gonna have to fuck with their money.
29:01 Excerpts from Pennsylvania report.
34:46 Do you still believe in God?
39:35 I say I’m Christian, but I did I really choose this?
40:29 Joseph believes church is a good thing tho.
44:45 What if God suddenly showed up?
47:35 Spotlight review!
51:40 Apples get a bad rap.
53:00 Spotlight as detective fiction.
54:50 Representations of journalism.
1:00:38 Romanticizing the free press.
1:05:04 Support local journalism.
1:07:52 What would Kurt Vonnegut do?
1 hr 11 min
August 15, 2018 010: Science vs. Bromance
TwoStonians Episode 010 – Science vs. Bromance
Theme Song: They Might Be Giants – Science is Real
00:00 Mic Check
01:00 Let’s Science with Karolina and Bill!
01:45 Herp League’s #MeToo Controversy
06:29 Bringing back socks and sandals
07:29 Karolina speaks on behalf of all women
12:32 No wonder women leave STEM fields
15:55 Is ageism a factor? (Nah)
21:13 The Dodd Letter (WTF)
27:55 This was never about the photos
29:40 Let’s talk about flip flops
34:13 Is the scientific meritocracy a myth?
36:44 The role of privilege
42:11 Being racially ambiguous (and color privilege)
45:40 How do economics determine our careers?
48:20 What science is exciting us right now?
49:40 Algae! Microbes! Seaweed! OH MY!
54:10 Jorge makes a krill joke and wants you all to hear it
55:19 Trivia Night team names
55:55 Bill welcomes our robot overlords
57:44 Robots vs. Fire
1:00:00 What they wish they knew when they started doing science
1 hr 7 min

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