Umpire Pants

42: There's No Stank on John Denver

Bill's joke, LAX, potato casserole, garage sales, dog crates, Bill gets a call, Mantan Moreland, Vera update: straws, Shout Out to Dinner: Lasagna -> Press Your Luck-> straws -> printing email -> the Babe Ruth of podcasting, Wayne Newton, white lasagna/lasagna soup, crab things, The Best of Everything So Far: country road, John Denver sucks, donkey roads, road to Duvall, Bill misses Kelley's reminder, thrift store marketing, desert: creme brulee, lavender, garlic, ice cream, dinner: sandwiches, eggplant Parmesan, teriyaki, Hints, cutting meringue, grocery shelf, leftover sausage pancakes, sneeze, Bill's world's biggest Ernst, Umpire Pants Out

Doing characters, being spaced out, bowling alley food, hand sanitizer, old buildings, gross words, impressions, the knife show, katana clip, Mariners, the movie Cocktail, 50's - 90's nostalgia, dirty house tv shows, Kelley's dog leash, driving, how you can tell you're old (glasses), hearing contest, tourism ceremonies, Costa Rica house for sale, favorites: club, country, more Costa Rica house, teasing Shout Out To Dinner, Umpire Pants Out

ALTERNATE TITLES:

I don't love Raymond's Kitchen, I'll Tell You That Much, He Who Ernsted Kernsted, They can't find glasses that I can read and look in out of (this is verbatim something mom said)

Gross ant story, getting rid of leaf cutter ants, torches, stupid invention of the week, fare enforcement/homelessness, sports, Kelley's blazer, old authors, mashed potatoes joke, Vera update, cat update, best of so far, cheeses, church, city, hints, whipped cream, frozen pipes, short dress, 899 are you out of your mind?, toothbrush, cleaning plants, the big 4-0, Umpire Pants Out

I didn't listen to this one beforehand but I remember that we did an all hints episode and it was funny. This picture is of an episode of Delocated in which the main character buys a potato skins bar that is very funny.

I released this one out of order because the sound is pretty bad, but I think it's funny so I didn't want it to go to waste.

Mary and Kelley are on Skype, it's hot in Costa Rica, is this recording?, American Movie, this is going to be one of our worst episodes, Zach Braff and Dax Shepard, Podcast Show, nobody is listening, farmhands, McDonalds toys, Play it Again Toys, Three Sweathogs, cat update, tiny houses/house birthday, this is a Thursday episode, mustard plaster, NECCO wafers, Mary doesn't like food, weird noise, learning to drive, fare enforcement, elevator blunt, Trump, more McDonalds, Umpire Pants Out

This one's coming in hot! We did this today and I already don't remember what we talked about but I think it's funny. We skipped episode 37 because it has sound issues but I'll release that one as a "special".

Ants and bats, real estate, A Walk In The Woods, hiking books, Seattle Steam, jellied soups, bad Italian food in Costa Rica, stealing plantains, accidental squid, dick mug, Amazon reviews, Herman's Balls Care, riding the bus, ant update, fruit truck, jabo vestie, Supreme Court duels, fur babies, brain farts, mushroom French Dips, Danielle's favorites, quite a little, 520 toll, listener intros, favorite building, urinating in public, getting pulled over, favorite bartender, hints, fruit and vegetable juice, can vegetables, cars, snaps, shoe dye, Umpire Pants Out

Bill doesn't know what episode it is, Mary is in Costa Rica, weed, food, Nepal, podcast clothes, shorts, divorce, stealing credit cards, skort, bats, ice in urinals, London balls, repo men, guns, work lunch, Facebook, alley story, favorite airline, favorite bar, favorite bed, favorite bookstore, hints, lively suds -> the internet -> paties, windshield salt -> living in your car, spices, Umpire Pants Out

Podcast update, Bill can't be sincere, Mary is a natural podcaster, better sound, bus pass -> steam -> dad's breakfast -> bus pass -> sweatpants guy, The Howells, eggs, public bathrooms, shoe shine, dryer fire, not learning lessons, Mary gets distracted, audio/visual joke, young mom, ice cream, mixing flavors, too much ice cream, get off my lawn, Bill's birthday, cupcakes, donuts, break, best of everything so far, favorite beaches, favorite ceremony, favorite bread -> bagels and pretzels -> potatoes -> KFC, cold soups, Easter egg, dry furniture, give hubby and his kid brother a workout, wilted asparagus, listeners, Home Depot, Costco, Umpire Pants Out

I think this one is worse than the other one, so do not listen. If, against your better judgement, you do decide to listen, keep in mind that I was playing a clip of Mary saying "I think my fart was pretty good" but it wasn't in the recording, so imagine that's what we keep laughing at.