Umpire Pants

@umpirepants

We should do a live episode, old business, podcast listeners, Mary remembers Denzel Washington movies, Beta VCR, Bob Odenkirk, Mary doesn't like most standup comics, Richard Pryor, Geico commercial of the week, leaf cutter ants and toilet frogs, Mary doesn't like most podcasts, George Navarro, grabbing the mic, old household parts, starting fluid, Ernst, hardware stores, Zoots, speaking Spanish, getting podcast listeners, Doughboys, Costa Rica

@umpirepants

What time is it?, Mary didn't eat dinner again, things, election day, Mary is an entrepreneur, Vera, stats, toads and frogs, snow, Larry King, umpire pants, wasps and ants, groin, Bill's story doesn't add up, hey dummy, superglue, juggalos/deadheads, allegedly, Simon the cat, callbacks, new crown, earrings

@umpirepants

Halloween and Thanksgiving, family sayings, Nicholas Cage, roadrunner tattoo, Canada, trashy plants, bees, how to kill leaf cutter ants, social media tips, burps, strong Mary, Costa Rica updates

Our first remote epsiode

Mary and Kelley are in Costa Rica, toilet frogs, real meat, the lowest form of food, working on cars, no

Tina Fey update, SpaghettiOs, S-10 stories, cops, changing tires, Mary is hogging the mic, Twitter, scary Costa Rica things, everything goes to hell, Trunk or Treat,

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Mary glued her fingers to a tube of superglue, Kelley is here, Tina Fey part 3, bad food names, out of the will, Nebraska, Kelley's hint list, Easter scavenger hunt

@umpirepants

We've made it to double digits, Anthony Bourdain and Tina Fey part 2, Simon the giant cat, avocado toast, things that aren't funny, bad cat names, Mary messes up our edit, inventions, sweat box/sweat lodge, buffets, Las Vegas, water contest

@umpirepants

Bill gave out the wrong information, Anthony Bourdain/Shark Tank, online recipes, Paula Poundstone, Prairie Home Companion, the most Seattle thing ever, local show local donut, NFL, Umpire Pants

State of the podcast, Bill is sick, weird podcasts, Bill forgets to introduce Kelley, school, podcast reviews, Seinfeld and Tina Fey, movies, cats, household hints, grandma, Dave Barry, Nerf guns, dumb technology, babies

State of the Podcast, Cheech and Chong, potted meat, door to door meat sales, Lily has some business ideas, taking a break, Twitter, is this podcast good?, books, Sofie talks, hot sauce, the coast, Dennis Wilson, intend on, cords, flat earth

Mary hurt her foot so she took a painkiller and is pretty loopy in this one.