Umpire Pants

I'm still not sure which episode it is, Felix isn't here, Lily is 15, Hostess cupcakes,

Mary can't user her phone, Jane Fonda was at the Emmys, underwear, technology, straws,

Seattle arena, a long foray into deep local references, Trump, earthquakes

Episode 2 by Umpire Pants

Episode 1 by Umpire Pants

Kelley joins us to take a walk down memory lane. Mary, the co-host, thinks that Bill, the host, and Kelley, his sister, are too mean to her.

Bill, the host, and Mary, the co-host, talk about where Seattle should build an arena for way too long.

Kelley and I review our attempt at beating Bubble Bobble. We play Nintendo Golf as we talk which proves to be incredibly distracting.

Look, I thought we'd be bad at this so I didn't have a lot of faith in the episodes we recorded. This one is actually funny though. Felix is producing, we explain the origin of Umpire Pants, talk about cool animals, I talk about malls, we work out the logistics of the podcast, we talk about Santa.

Felix is producer, we don't like bikes, I decide Mary is co-host, Lily joins us to talk about metal, Mary doesn't know any songs or movies, we talk about old humor