For a kid, a day can be long enough for a relationship and the summer can last a lifetime. Terrifying grade school monsters, crushed fingers, silent screams and Kyle.Coop and Myan are pumping out two shows this week as they change gears to bring you twice the brainwashing and none of the liquor knowledge. They don't support joke-theft, Impaired-consent or kidnapping Brad Pitt. Just want to make that clear.

Thinking about moving to LA one day? Need a place to live? Shared room, only $300. Must like birds. Coop and Myan are sticking to their roots with pointless hilarity and start 2019 off with a nostalgic bang when Myan's old, old friend Mike Hoffman from the Everywhere-but-America sensation, Panic is Perfect drops by for an epic journey down Methmory Lane. You won't miss the early 2000's and you won't learn any life lessons, but you might feel a little better about your own choices for once.

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Panic Is Perfect:

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What movie did you see five times at the theater? What Xmas flick defines your childhood? WOULD Katy Perry make a good Mary Poppins?? Just because the silly season is almost over doesn't mean Unofficial's pointless brilliance needs abatement. So check in with Coop and Myanbefore 2018's death rattle and find out if war actually is an effective device for population control and start bringing your goddamn reusable bags to the grocery store or you won't find out what's up with Myan's "weird beef" with BJ Novak. Oh, and NY...get your shit together.

What's more important than water?? Who's a wealthier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld?? What's a better number than 10??!! Coop and Myan celebrate their tenth episode and successfully answer at least two of these questions.

Episode 9 - Batting Cages in Kuwait by Myantology

Unofficial is blazing with this week's guest, Cooper's good friend, Mark Kazinec, the Business Development Manager at the infamous, High Times Magazine. What else can you say..? That you'll change your mind on whether to dab or not, that Terpenes and Limonenes can live peacefully side by side, that you'll learn once and for all that the medicinal qualities of THC and CBD are inarguable facts and should be legal for all?? Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Sarah Silverman saves the world with racism. Elon musk finds another way to destroy your commute. Cooper takes a minute to honor his grandfather, Pete, a great man who passed away this week at 93.

With almost a week's worth of episodes under their belts, Coop&Myan dig deep for this special Thanksgiving show. Space Westerns, murdeous ocean-squid, the quest for truth about the moon landing and the lies of Xmas, even some dude's really big penis...nothing is off the table.