Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.  
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Boys swim naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about catching your parents masturbating. Originally aired Wednesday, May 8, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Originally Aired May 7, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. The best of Tom Brady's roast. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Plunger Man.  
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Eunuch Maker

Originally Aired May 6, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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("Best Of"): Hold It, Fellas. I’m Afraid You’re Just Too Darn Loud

Originally Aired May 3, 2024: Mystery celebrity guest! Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about armpit rice balls. 
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Who Dis?

Originally Aired May 2, 2024: Nude cruise 2025! Sex scenes in movies going down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete parties. 
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