Happy almost New Year everyone!

Sorry I ghosted you ... again ... for the 20th time ...20th times the charm tho!!!

Episode 74: POV: YOU MY THERAPIST

This weeks episode is a lil wack but,

Narcissist - a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.

Hi everyone, good to see you a week later for the first time IN FOREVER.

This week i'm trusting you as my therapist. What I mean by this is, I'm yapping my a$$ off and expect you all to listen. You know why? Cause I'm a motha fkcn narcissist (self diagnosed btw). Intrested in becoming an influencer? You better put on your narcissistic pants and buckle up b*tch bc you gotta have it in you to do it.

Also covered in the episode: a fight between my mom and I, hormones, entertaining red flags, hurricane hitting my house, letting go of filler friends.

hey sexy, wanna see me look sexy? well if you answered yes that sucks, cause you won't be anytime soon. Why? you may be asking (or not). BECAUSE MOTHA FCKN BABY COCKROACHES ARE CURRENTLY CRAWLING IN MY BED. (in this episode we also talk about men (ofc), my new car, and the divorce Tom has filed with me). enjoy!

I’m 21 MATHA FACKASSSS!!! Finally I’m fortunately legal now, but unfortunately this is the least I’ve cared about partying in my life lol. ANYWAYS, this past weekend I threw my BDAY BASH in NASHVEGAS, and invited a shit ton of my hometown friends, tiktoker, and exes :)

Thursday - I arrived

Friday - I blacked and got carried out of the bar

Saturday - I fcked up something with a guy who I still have not heard from and dated Matthew McConaughey for the night …

WELCOME BACK EVERYONE 🥂 and cheers to 21

Hey guys. Today was an interesting day, I started off missing a meeting, then going, then not realizing I had $200 less than what I was owed this man, THEN I missed my second meeting, and am now on the hunt for a new birthday outfit and man. JK but I do give y'all the run down on my slight crush who ghosted me out of no where, honestly I've been humbled, but honestly good for him. THANKS FOR LISTENING :)

Hi everybody. I'm back, funny enough I've actually always wrote the descriptions to my episodes but just did it in 3rd person to seem more professional. I've cut all bullish!t from my life this year though so secrets out it's just me, myself, and I.

Today I'm catching y'all up on my past few months. Where the fck I've been, what the fck is going on in my head, and what the fck I plan to do with my life. All coming from a real-time timeline, MY DIARY!

Welcome back everyone and I welcome you to

The Diary Sessions.

Ford is here, and we're in the Bahamas together, just listen :)