We Are Not Doctors

By Demi Lardner and Bart Freebairn

Comedy Self-Help

What's We Are Not Doctors about?

Bart Freebairn and Demi Lardner are not doctors. But they will fix your life, money back guarantee.

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We Are Not Doctors episodes:

10.16.2017
100TH CONSULT WOW
we did it we love you ride our darkness and see our weapon, take me outside for the cold fuck we love you.
10.01.2017
99th Consult. ANNOUNCEMENT.
Hey babies! Drimbo here. So as we say in the episode, we're gonna stop doing a regular release of the podcast. Everything is totally cool and lovely. We're gonna do occasional releases for you guys, but we're just taking some...
09.19.2017
98th Consult.
the poot king is promoted to sales manager $$$$$ Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
09.12.2017
97th Consult.
DIGEST AN ENTIRE GENTLEMAN. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
09.05.2017
96th Consult.
obtain maximum love and commit severe boycrimes. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
08.22.2017
95th Consult.
diggy diggy diggy Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
08.15.2017
94th Consult.
PERDISH THE PUNCH DO-ER COMES THIS INKY NIGHT. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
08.09.2017
93rd Consult.
GORTUS THE MEEK. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
08.02.2017
92nd Consult.
CLYDE OF THE NIGHT Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
07.25.2017
91st Consult.
GUNTAS Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
07.18.2017
90th Consult.
DERVEL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
07.11.2017
89th Consult.
CODDEN. THE LITEL SHRUB WANT YOUR SUCKY-NUB. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
07.04.2017
88th Consult.
DORD. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
06.27.2017
87th Consult.
GONTIN. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
06.20.2017
86th Consult.
BIG TABITHA Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
06.13.2017
85th Consult.
BOOOSTY Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
06.06.2017
84th Consult.
GANTUS. EPISODE WITHIN. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
05.30.2017
83rd Consult.
PORST!! AN EPISODE HAS COME. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
05.23.2017
82nd Consult.
NUB GRUBS! Wisdom on KEEPING YOUR DICK ON STRAIGHT and HOW TO BAG! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
05.16.2017
81st Consult.
CHUMBOS ADVICE FOR: Marcella Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
05.09.2017
80th Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
05.02.2017
79th Consult.
I DONT REMEMBER WHAT THE EMAILS WERE OR IF WE EVEN DID THEM I HAD FOU WHISKEYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU @demilardner @bartlol @notdrs exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors ww.wearenotdoctors.com
04.25.2017
78th Consult.
LOVE YOU Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
04.18.2017
77th Consult.
WISDOM EPISODE!!!!! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
04.11.2017
76th Consult.
BRONTOS EMAILS: Michael (moving out update), gonorrhea blues (is a fucking idiot), sweetbaby jesus (brain hard stuff), Joe (SAY HIS NAME PROPERLY) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner ...
04.04.2017
75th Consult.
Joost! a thank you note! Max! how to have nice lady times! Anonymouse! TRIGGER WARNING FOR PEADOPHILIA. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
03.28.2017
74th Consult.
Romance-beginning advice for anonymous! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
03.21.2017
73rd Consult.
LAST ADELAIDE FRINGE EP! LOVE Y'ALL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
03.14.2017
72nd Consult.
ADVICE FOR Jan and jodi or something. i dont know. i forgot. love you. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
03.07.2017
71st Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
02.28.2017
70th Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
02.21.2017
69th Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
02.14.2017
68th Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
02.07.2017
67th Consult.
SO MANY EMAILS! RELAXO EPISODE! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
01.31.2017
66th Consult.
Voicemails from: Scrimby (dealing with jealousy), Connor (friends opening up to you) Emails from: L Dubs (social media and parents), Jay (anxiety and depression when moving out of home/interstate) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on...
01.24.2017
65th Consult.
Voicemail from CONNOR (mum grief). Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
01.17.2017
64th Consult.
Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
01.10.2017
63rd Consult.
. Email from: - jizzmop poopybutthole (girlfriend hates my family! we have a child!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
01.02.2017
62nd Consult.
. Emails from: - Em (christmas netflix addiction!) - John (helping girlfriend in her mind journey!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol ...
12.26.2016
61st Consult.
. Voicemail from Bubsy the Bobcat! @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT AT OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
12.20.2016
Ep 60 (RELAXO EP)
. EMAIL FROM: Ginger Vitis! (work probs) @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
12.13.2016
59th Consult.
. Emails from Emily and Alex (Trans medication stuff and parking problems!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
12.06.2016
58th Consult.
. Email from Lauren the wise! Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
11.29.2016
57th Consult.
. Voicemail from Hola! Emails from Cherie and Jimmy! No theme song this week because my computer is a golden cum. sorry :( @bartlol @demilardner MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
11.22.2016
Ep 56 (PLUS BONUS SECRET EPISODE SIZZLE REEL!)
. Voicemail from Alleyboi! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
11.14.2016
Ep 55 (with BONUS SECRET EP SNIPPET!)
. Voicemail from Phil! Baby questions! Whether to have, and what to do with friends who have them! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
11.08.2016
54th Consult. RELAXO EP
. Emails from Anonymous, Joost, Zelda, Leave us a voicemail to play on the show! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
11.01.2016
53rd Consult (RELAXOOOO EP)
RELAX. YOU'RE DOING FINE. Emails from Anon (sexy stuff/virginity), Bianca (slightly shitty friendships), and Nan Nan (partner privacy boundaries). Update from Smarterchild! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors send a voicemail for the show at www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
10.25.2016
52nd Consult ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY OMG
. Voicemails from Jimmy and riley How to get out of bed straight away, and some love type stuff! LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAILS FOR THE SHOW AT www.wearenotdoctors.com Exclusive merch and content at our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
10.18.2016
51st Consult.
YEH BBY Voicemails from: Phil and Jess Email anxiety, and having a huge piggy pet. CHUCK US A VOICEMAIL BABY, at www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol

What's We Are Not Doctors about?

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We Are Not Doctors episodes:

100TH CONSULT WOW

99th Consult. ANNOUNCEMENT.

98th Consult.

97th Consult.

96th Consult.

95th Consult.

94th Consult.

93rd Consult.

92nd Consult.

91st Consult.

90th Consult.

89th Consult.

88th Consult.

87th Consult.

86th Consult.

85th Consult.

84th Consult.

83rd Consult.

82nd Consult.

81st Consult.

80th Consult.

79th Consult.

78th Consult.

77th Consult.

76th Consult.

75th Consult.

74th Consult.

73rd Consult.

72nd Consult.

71st Consult.

70th Consult.

69th Consult.

68th Consult.

67th Consult.

66th Consult.

65th Consult.

64th Consult.

63rd Consult.

62nd Consult.

61st Consult.

Ep 60 (RELAXO EP)

59th Consult.

58th Consult.

57th Consult.

Ep 56 (PLUS BONUS SECRET EPISODE SIZZLE REEL!)

Ep 55 (with BONUS SECRET EP SNIPPET!)

54th Consult. RELAXO EP

53rd Consult (RELAXOOOO EP)

52nd Consult ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY OMG

51st Consult.

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