We Gauge Cage

You're a witch, Harry!That's right. This week, the gentlemen watched a 2011 Nic Cage offering, "Season of the Witch." Bad CGI? Check. Overacting? Check. Shoddy accent work? Absolutely Check. Before that, the boys discuss their favorite Disney songs, they discuss their work environment, and they perform the "Lemon & Tabasco challenge" in honor of Nic Cage's peculiar eating habits in The Trust. Bottom's up!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Do you trust me? Do you trust me?!?(...yyyesss...?)I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Speaking of splendid, Brian and Brock watched Nic Cage's 2016 heist movie "The Trust."In typical We Gauge Cage fashion, they had some strong opinions on it and on Nic's performance in it. What way did those opinions blow? I'll never tell. Before all that, the boys look back on half a year of Nic Cage-based podcasting glory, they discuss the Taylor Swift party fallout, and they kick off a real Family Feud. Let's break into it!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Brock and Brian watch Nic Cage's 2016 film "The Trust" to gauge his acting skills. Spoiler Alert: Positive Affirmations Ahead

Hey, guys! What's the capital of Thailand?That's right. We're not above middle-school humor. Guard your jewels, gird your loins, and strap in for this week's episode!Brian and Brock watched Nic Cage's 2008 film "Bangkok Dangerous," where Nic tries his hand at being a dangerous hitman in, you guessed it, Bangkok! He really puts the ass in assassin, folks. Before that, they discuss their past and future weekend plans, they spin some yarns of their most awkward dates, and they try to forget all about the song that Brian "sings"(?) up top. Full Disclosure: There were some technical difficulties with this one. Skype was being real naughty. Forgive us. Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Brian and Brock watch Nic Cage's film "Bangkok Dangerous" to gauge his acting skills. Spoiler Alert: King Kong ain't got **** on me.

We can't do a live podcast, if living is without you. We can't give...We can't give you any more!That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The big surprise that we've been teasing is finally upon us! A live and in-person podcast! No Skype! No holding back! No filter!Brian and Brock cozied up together on the couch in suburban Minnesota and watched Nic Cage's 1986 biopic "The Boy in Blue." The abs, real abs. And the arms, real arms. And the...well, that's pretty much it. Before they jump into the movie, there's a little bet that needs to be settled. This episode has it all. More singing. More dancing. More touching. More feeling. More...balls. Enjoy?Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageYouTube: We Gauge CageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Brock and Brian watch Nic Cage's 1986 film "The Boy in Blue" to gauge his acting skills. Spoiler Alert: I'm sorry, I can't seem to talk with all this drool in my mouth.

They say that diamonds are a man's best friend. And we here at We Gauge Cage are diamond-friendly. Because diamonds make us happy. This week, the young men of We Gauge Cage attempted to watch "Trespass," a 2011 hostage/diamond-centric movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman, and Ben Mendelsohn. Woof. It...it wasn't good. Before all that, the boys discuss the British royal family, have some housekeeping items from Ghost Rider, and get the crowd hype for next week. Special birthday shout-outs to Brock's beautiful, radiant, glowing, cumquat, chicory, pico de gallo...wife Emily!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageYouTube: We Gauge CageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Brian and Brock watch Nic Cage's Film "Trespass" to gauge his acting skills. Spoiler Alert: Diamonds won't break. But Nicole Kidman...will.

That's right. The original Ghost Rider. Fresh out the packaging. It's crazy to think that the events of this film would have such direct tie-ins and spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War, but Marvel was clearly playing the long game from the very beginning. Where were we? That's right - Brock and Brian plopped on down and watched themselves a 2007 Nic Cage classic - "Ghost Rider." Was it any good? Did they prefer this movie over the sequel? Do the two films have anything to do with each other? You'll just have to listen and find out for yourselves (or...yunno...watch both films. But we don't recommend it.)Before they Ride that Ghost, the boys discuss their healthy dose of karma, their vision of the podcast's future, and one of them attempts to go clean. Will it stick? Maybe. But also, maybe not!Let's get into it!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageYouTube: We Gauge CageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.