We Got The Chocolates

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week:

🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both.

💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious).

😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter?

🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers.

Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work out if there are own goals in basketball.

What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Send it in!

Need a Valentines gift for your significant other?

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Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week:

• Leigh was robbed… but only of his clothes.
• Sporting Icks – Some things just make you cringe!
• Choc Ramblings – You lot never disappoint.
• Punk Song or Quote? – Surprisingly harder than it sounds.

Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat…only telling you in case you think you might like one. Hit play now!

📢 Your turn – What’s your biggest sporting ick? Drop it in the comments or send us a voice note!

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Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said!

Here’s what’s on the menu:

Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' guide on being socially useful.

Worst Proposal Ideas – are these really that bad?

Getting the Chocs in the Classroom – We're basically teachers again.

Funny things kids say – Having no filter is amazing.

The Age Gauge – they can't be that old!

We have a couple of special discounts because you are listening. Also, there aren't that many of the Chocs shirts left. Plenty of Hoodies obviously because it's scalding hot in Australia but the shirts are running low. Grab yours before they’re gone!

Hit play and enjoy the ride!

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We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head.

Here’s what’s on the menu:

Nick-Namestorm for Baby Maeve – because every baby needs a top drawer nickname.

Who Would You Rather Be Sponsored By – tough calls between Great People.

Fines – a total amount that will shock you.

Most Likely To... – calling out each other.

Google Feud – seeing if we really know what people are searching for.

We have a couple of special discounts because you are listening. Also, our Chocs Hoodies are getting some serious love lately – perfect for hiding your bad haircut decisions and staying cozy at the same time. Grab yours before they’re gone!

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You know how we’re always on the hunt for laughs? Well tis episode is basically comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu:

1. Leigh Can't Dance – some would have assumed but he's now been told very directly.
2. Social Sins & Wins – The best and worst of the internet.
3. Crowd Catching – Leigh thinks he's been at 2000 games of cricket in his life.
4. Business Proposal – Trying to get Skin on Board.
5. Finish the Lyrics – Guess who's a big Ke$ha fan?

Packed with stories, banter, and questionable life advice, this episode delivers plenty. Plus, we’ve got special discounts and Chocs Gear updates – Getting very close to Winter in Australia and you know what that means? Hoodie weather.

Hit play now to join the fun, and let’s get into it!

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Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli's next career moves sorted out. Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's mum) needs a name for Maeve to call her and it can't be Nanny, and Gode found the worst caddy in the world at a recent golf day! Some really good laughs in this one so we hope you enjoy it!

1. Hey Dad
2. Virat's Options
3. Drive Thru Waiting Times
4. Namestorm
5. Gode's Golf Caddy
6. Reverse Malachi

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We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. The Ringer tees from the 'Chocolate Range' have copped a hiding this week so please check them out.

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How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawless system adhered to, we now present you what we think are the Top 10 Moments from the We Got The Chocolates Podcast for the year 2024!

We would love to hear your thoughts on the order. We would also love you to send Skin a message on his Instagram page congratulating him on being a Dad!! Probably send one to Eloise too. She did the hard work after all.

Thank you so much for your support again! We try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here.

We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. And it's just good gear. You get it.

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Be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos!

This week we ran into the one and only Adam Gilchrist... And completely deck chaired (folded under pressure). And that really set the theme for the episode. A couple of The Chocs are feeling the pressure in their love life and have turned to us for advice, and then we put ourselves under pressure trying to chime into conversation while wearing noise cancelling headphones... Brilliant. We wrap things up by discussing some perfect sponsorships and celebrating the end of Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Hope you enjoy!

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We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. We got a compliment when wearing the crew jumper this week by a total stranger. That's how you know it's good don't you think?

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We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for mates and some of them are so specific they require a bit of back story! Here is how it went:

1. Heat v Cold
2. Listen to the Chocs
3. Media... Simmer
4. Japan Trip
5. Nicknames for Mates
6. Say the Same Word
7. You're in for an X

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Click the all important Jetstar link we mentioned at the end of the episode.

And be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos!

We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. We got a compliment when wearing the crew jumper this week by a total stranger. That's how you know it's good don't you think?

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We are joined this week by Tim Naki, who has amassed a major following by betting 10c for every follower on the blackjack table. 

We learn plenty about the strategy of Blackjack, come up with a nickname for his friend Rob, and Gode and Tim ambush the podcast to bond over horse racing. 

Hell of a fun chat with Tim! Hope you enjoy. You can follow Tim on Instagram here.

Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here.

We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. We got a compliment when wearing the crew jumper this week by a total stranger. That's how you know it's good don't you think?

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