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"He did you a favor." Ann and Amanda recap the Summer House Season 8 Finale ... that's right, we've reached the highly anticipated Carl-Lindsay breakup brawl. Chivalry may be dead, but girlhood is very much alive!

Then the gals talk to the wickedly talented Erin Byrne (26:48) -- comedian, writer, poet, and niche coffee order expert -- about their bonkers time working as an assistant at a heavyweight animation studio (codename: The Bears). For legal reasons, we cannot stress enough how much this studio is NOT DISNEY.

Before they tap out, Amanda and Ann play a new game called "KO Line for the Supertease" (1:18:42). To help Lindsay Hubbard prepare for the Summer House reunion tomorrow (which was filmed weeks ago WE KNOW), our hosts pitch some mic drop material for her to use on Carl.

Check out:

The Creative Independent (their instagram)

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Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

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"Choke. I don't care." In the third and final installment of the VPR Season 11 reunion*, Lala doubles down on her statements from the final moments of the season finale, but Ann and Amanda think there's more than meets the delulu. As one of our nation's tallest (and saddest) president's once said, "United we stand. Divided we fall, Lala." (You'll get it when you listen). Plus, Ann delivers Something About Her sandwiches on screen and some behind-the-scenes tidbits on pod.

*CW: This episode's VPR reunion recap includes a discussion about abuse, violence, and PTSD. If you'd prefer to skip this section, pause at 14 minutes and skip to (28:55).

Then the gals interview writer, comedian, and "Sick Little Freak" star Sarah Bebb (31:17) about her time as a mashed-potato-loving intern at "Shmeorge Shmooney's" production company and other delightfully awkward Hollywood moments!

To finish off our final VPR S11 episode, Ann, Amanda, and Sarah revisit one of their favorite segments, "Meet Me in the Sprinter Van" (01:14:20). Let us know what shows, pop culture topics, and whatever else you want us to cover next!!

Check out:

Sarah's show: Sick Little Freak

Sarah's show's Instagram: sicklittlefreakshow

Support Allie's Recovery: GoFundMe

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

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Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

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“I do fetal position sobbing in private.” Amanda and Ann dive right into VPR Season 11 Reunion Part 2. Lala continues to "not understand" (read: completely disregard) her friends' boundaries. Jo pulls up a chair to address her situationship with Schwartz (and the other women defend her in a true feat of girlhood). Andy loves Ann (and we love Andy right back).

Then the gals talk to Aviel Mann Ballo (31:15), a musician, agency survivor, and absolute sweetheart who most recently worked as a writer's room assistant on the upcoming series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Warning: Interview contains adorable nerd love story. (A note from our producer: "Go Bears")

Before they relieve themselves, Ann and Amanda give us a new segment called "Freeze, NY-Pee-Pee!" (1:24:27). That's right, we're not above potty humor.

Check out:

Avi's Twitter (X whatever) - @AvielMannBallo

Avi's YouTube - @AvielMannBallo

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

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"I was very impressionable..." The VPR gang reunites (part 1) to rehash Season 11 and things start to re-heat up. Sandoval says some stupid stuff. Katie and Lala argue. Lisa is Lisa-ish.**

Next, Amanda and Ann discuss Ann's debut appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (20:08)! Dreams really do come true!! Who brought soup to the Clubhouse? Were the gals offered coke in the bathroom? Was Ann allowed to drink her lemon drop?? You'll have to listen to find out!! (Also, if you're the PA who makes drinks at WWHL, dm us please - thanks!)

Then, the gals talk to comedian, musician, and all-around Renaissance man Zach Olsen (30:50), who was also (briefly) an assistant to Tom Sandoval (dun dun duuuuun).

To close out the show, Ann and Amanda play a game inspired by their recent trip to the WWHL Clubhouse (1:15:50)!

**CONTENT WARNING: This episode's VPR recap includes a discussion about suicidal ideation. If you'd prefer not to listen to this portion, pause at 2 minutes in and skip to (00:05:45).

If you or someone you know is struggling emotionally or feeling hopeless, it’s important to talk to someone about it now. Contact one of the resources below for a free, confidential conversation with a trained counselor anytime.

Crisis Lifeline: 988

Crisis Text line: Text “Connect” to 741-741

The Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

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Links:

Use code WESIGNED15 for 15% off your first meowbox order at meowbox.com/subscribe (valid until 9/1/2024)

Zach's instagram: realzacholsen & thetaintofficial (band)

Zach's podcasts: Baywatch Watch & Stone Cold Paradise

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LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I am the final boss in his video game of redemption." On the finale of VPR Season 11, things boil over in the Bay Area. Dan gets grilled, Scheana takes the stage, and the gang, led by Lala (and perhaps fueled by the green-eyed monster), turns on Ariana. Amanda and Ann get into it all (in a raw, remote, sleepy, silly haze).

Then the gals interview comedian Jessica Svendsgaard (36:14), the beautiful bartender featured on VPR S11 in the sexy singles episode, about what it was like working for Tom, the joys of being compensated for ones labor, and her many creative pursuits. 

Before they say au revoir, Ann, Amanda, and Jess share the Taylor Swift eras in which they currently reside (1:25:00).

Check out:

Jessica's Instagram - thebyebyemancuckedme

Jessica's TikTok - systemvulvadown

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Give me an example of male rage." This week on VPR, the gang heads to San Francisco (Yay Area!). Ariana is gaslit, Dan is hot, and Ann is (allegedly) employed (yay!). Amanda and Ann talk about it. 

Then the gals interview the delightful Lucinda Pace (33:24) about her experience as an interior designer to the rich and famous or, as Ann puts it, "Silver Lake mamas."

Yes, and ... Ann and Amanda perform a brief improv scene (1:24:48) inspired by the bottomless (ball) pit of awkwardness that is Jo and Schwartz's situationship.

Check out:

Lucinda's company - Concept XL

Lucinda's Instagram - pacelikeversace

** Producer's Note: The gals are having a rough time right now. Please send them some love in whatever way you deem appropriate. I know they'd appreciate any support - thanks! **

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"There's a lot of male yelling..."  This week on VPR, Scheana and Brock are on the rocks, Katie is a sexy gem, and Sandoval is throwing stones. And on The Valley, there's a distressing defecation (marine biologists please weigh in on this one). Amanda and Ann discuss it all!

Then they talk to fellow VPR podcaster and comedian Jason Horton about his time at E! News (28:44)!

Before we put this episode to bed(rock), the gals play a new game inspired by Lala's iconic line "Disengage, bitch!" (1:09:00).

LISTENER SUBMISSIONS: If you have fun/weird/wild stories about your experience as an assistant/support staff, interesting behind-the-scenes Hollywood tidbits, or questions for Ann and Amanda, please send them to [email protected]. You can send us a voice memo of yourself telling your story and/or asking your question (or write them out for Amanda and Ann to read, whichever you prefer). If you want to remain anonymous, make sure to say so in your email (and feel free to give yourself or any entities in your story a codename). Maybe you'll hear your voice on the show!

Check out:

Jason's Instagram - thejasonhorton

Jason's podcasts: Vanderpodcalypse Now, Ghost Town

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Life without Ann." This week on Vanderpump Rules, we see what life at Tom and Ariana's house looks like without our beloved Ann. Shoes on the table?? We also see James confront Tom about his many lies and all the girls and gays celebrating new life at Lala's sperm donor party (which is the cutest thing ever). May the best sperm win!! Amanda and Ann unpack these things and more.

[CW: Ann talks about death, PTSD, and her experience working in close proximity with someone at risk of self-harm. If you'd like to avoid this section, pause at about 5 minutes in and skip to 08:00.]

Next, Ann & Amanda discuss Summer House and check in on quarreling spouses Kyle & Amanda.

Then the gals interview feminist filmmaker and resident "Halloween Girl" Lucé Tomlin-Brenner (26:48) about her past life as an assistant to a celebrity fitness guru. They talk bodies, bodies, bodies and the bonkers standards of La La Land.

Before class is dismissed (01:14:34), Amanda and Ann follow in Lala's footsteps and share what they'd look for in a sperm donor. (This recording really devolved into chaos and much of it could not be included in the final cut -- if you want to listen, subscribe to the Patreon!)

Lucé's Instagram - ltbcomedy

Lucé's Podcast - It's Always Halloween

More Links from Lucé - Surprise!

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

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"I'm soft now." This was an emo episode of VPR (and it wasn't even emo night). Lots of deep convos: Ariana & Lala, Lala & Jo, Jo & Schwartz. Also, Katie opts to eat another jacket rather than do a group activity with Sandoval (jacket: leather, activity: paintball).

Next on the agenda: Summer House (17:28) -- welcome to the WSANDA rotation! Tensions are high in the Hamptons. We've got a flower boy, a fancy dinner (thrown by our Lord and Savior Paige DeSorbo), and several more fights. Amanda and Ann get into it.

Then the gals get their minds blown and their worlds rocked by sexy, insightful Brooklyn-based apprentice dominatrix "Holly" (29:22). They talk lube fairies, feet pics, pay pigs, pegging, and so much more. (Also, doesn't "The Dominatrix's Apprentice" sound like an incredible movie title?)

For this week's happy ending (1:10:40), Ann and Amanda play "Safe Word" a new game where they imagine what safe words various Bravolebs might choose (this quickly devolves into free word association).

If you want to be sexy and smart, check out Holly's wonderful resources:

The Sex Ed

The Wheel of Consent

Meet the dominatrix who requires the men who hire her to read Black feminist theory

Dominatrices are showing people how to have rough sex safely

Kama

Pleasure Activism

The Ethical Slut

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

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“If he had HR, he’d be fucked.” This VPR episode is a doozy for our dear Ann. She's "professional and prepared," but she's also fired (or is she?!). There's a kitchen interview (that leads to an outburst about Ann), a sparkling water tasting party (where the VPR gang inquires about and then Ariana and Tom fight about Ann), and then a cursed beach day (during which another argument breaks out about Ann). Mercury is in fact in retrograde. Ann is here to share her side of the story and Amanda is here to defend her friend to the ends of the Earth.

"SECOND of all," the gals sit down with Rebecca Leib (42:06), former celebrity psychic’s assistant and current ghost girlie. She shares some of her favorite anecdotes from her support staff jobs, including a game show hosted by Jane Lynch and a ghost hunting show that had her stay at an extremely creepy haunted mansion while tipsy. They also talk about how teeny tiny Lala, Ariana, and celebrities in general are in real life. 

Before class is dismissed, they play a new game, “True Crime, Fake Crime,” (1:24:36) and tell a truly unhinged tale about Taylor Armstrong of Real Housewives fame and her imagined untimely death by candle. If you don’t understand it, you’re paying attention.

Rebecca’s plugs:

If you want more Rebecca in your ears, you’re in luck! You can check out her and Jason Horton’s shows Ghost Town & Vanderpodcalypse Now wherever you get your podcasts! 

Ghost Town podcast - episode featuring astrologer extraordinaire and VPR sweetheart Ally Lewber 

This episode utilizes “[FREE] True Crime  - Generic Theme Music” (you’ll never guess what we googled to find it….we googled “generic true crime music free.” ) Score by Esteven Rodriguez. Thank you Esteven Rodriguez! 

We dare you to subscribe and double dog dare you to turn on automatic downloads. Do it, bitch.  If you're feeling WILD leave us a review but, in the words of Robby Hoffman and Rachel Kaly, "It should be good. 5 stars only!!!"

Follow us on instagram @wesignedannda @mikiannmaddox @liffordthebigreddog so you can slither in our DMs with constructive feedback, but please, for the love of god, don't cyberbully us. We're fragile :-/

If you're picking up what we're putting down and want even more Ann and Amanda comedy content, support us on Patreon. You have no idea how many times we've said "Wait, this is too batshit.....we'll put it on Patreon." 

Our cover art was made by America's sweetheart, Maddy Weinberg, and our theme song features parts of "Kawaii Til I Die" by Starjunk 95 

Developed & produced in association with Paradiso Media

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.