I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put a chinese finger trap over our nose

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