Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birthday party

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I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not bring the geese inside or the caretaker may hit you with that red red wine mirrored like a tit

🎼Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcherry is going to be us and Tosh Todd and Buckethead

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M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky

🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League

Jim Morrison's son is captain of a ship in the Persian Gulf and started a war because his dad is being used as a fifi by Parisian prisoners and Oscar Wilde who is still alive. That is the plot of our new indie game which has already been cancelled because it became real life. Man Scouts are teaching my uncle to have fun again and the troop leader is a boy.

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Make a pitcher of cold brew and relax while we tell you about Ellie Kemper and Peggy Bundy and all the most evil murderers of all time sponsored by BetterHelp. Careful if you drive the Google Maps car because Apple Maps will come up and ram you off the road. If you attend WasabiCon PDX please check your luggage for hidden mickeys and tickeys

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We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos.

Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be posted soon

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Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟，以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色，还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症？ Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://deshunyuan.en.made-in-china.com/product/FmCURxQlRYpg/China-Filtration-Reducer-for-Oil-Base-Mud-and-Drilling-Fluid.html

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This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou

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Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom