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God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come back

I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort

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CD six shooter in the trunk of my car

One through five are blank CD-Rs

Six is the brown note that can make me shart

Evergreen Terrace like im Homer Bart

Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money

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Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and other questions are answered within

We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligators

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM

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I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my wallet as a joke. I didn't confuse them because I am the type of guy to get 59ed at the Hemorrhoid Hate Crime concert