The tragic and unforeseeable divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO is undercut by juvenile stories about stage pooping and crowd pooping. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit/posts/309-dumb-podcast-162802639

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The moral of this story is… If you have mental health issues, if you're depressed, if you feel disconnected from other people, just post on Discord. It's where the most normal people are.

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Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of.

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Hesse and Raina join us for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied.

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Garfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though he's a damn hipster like JD Vance.

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The vulnerable narcissist. The shaved GOAT. The Zionist hologram. All this and more on today's Fortune Kit.

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The Blue Wiggle tries to beef with Oasis and the Washington Post pivots to the least successful ragebait of all time.

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Metallica has a whiskey that they blast with their own music to bring out the flavors more better. Soulja Boy has a brand new social media site that looks like 2007.

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Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs

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Recreate Jimi Hendrix's Last Meal Using This Canned Pantry Staple! Nobody Expected Fast Food to Be This Interesting in 2026! Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/301-dont-you-2nd-157080063

John Semley talks with Charles about his viral Geese article for Wired and why your favorite band is not actually a psyop.

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