Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your worst friend as a grill tester and needing the trash when you burp and space fifis

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We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no H1B visas given out to laborers because someone used them to buy a 7" of the Horst-Wessel-Lied to play backwards. They are building a huge city in Nunavut as well and that one gives visas through Canadian Express. Do not go Loco Gordo Gringo mode at the Back to the Future stage show or I will give you El Chamorro Loco

Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countries in Europe have a problem with their politicians eating poop and I had to get a Kiss SS to cover up my tattoo of A Really Really Fast Spaceship

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Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women complained) and a prehensile tail and he would use it to whip his zesty white slaves like a crocodile on their birthday

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Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi

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I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the contaminated gas because it would be weird to do it to his real mouth. If an exterminator rings your doorbell without texting first do not open the door because he will try to fling bug seeds and roly polies over your shoulder

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Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lang and Red Scare was named Lemonjello and Oranjello and they fed hay to a nullo stud rapper no diddy

It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angels

What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titus the Grinch was whipping sharps at them and licking peanut butter off a red red rocket

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I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put a chinese finger trap over our nose

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