Elbows up. Pee should be green on St. Patrick's Day and every day. IMDb Pro is a great way to turn food reviews into acting credits. Gibdo bones can defeat Maya Poet but do not make a video on it because it's not gonna go viral.

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Ermahgerd is back as a religion. You can pay for podcasts in installments now. My free range ants and flies are driving out the cousints from my electrical ports and the nude beach mosquitos exploded from hard dick blood. KISS is only in it for the money because they took AP Taxes in high school. Hawk Tuah roped

We are making a movie starring Jelly Roll and Dave Blunts where we make them thin with CGI. Heaven is a casteing couch to decide who gets respawned as a bug and who gets to be Beautiful Usha. Subway is reverse food so it would never satiate a minotaur.

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Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to it

We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acquired Albinism at the blackpilled group home

John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.

We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for missionary work giving lap dances to Laplanders.

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all

🎼Romano Mussolini All-Stars - Yes, Boy

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RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road

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If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming